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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Carl on February 07, 2008, 08:27:44 PM
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Godhumor (635 posts) Thu Feb-07-08 09:09 PM
Original message
A truly classic overheard conversation
My wife and I went out for Thai food tonight, and we ended up seated next to two women who were talking loudly and in a realm on the far side of wingbat. Among some of the comments I heard (not altered in anyway):
"What happens if they vote for Clinton? People are going to realize Bush wasn't that bad."
"Teachers spread propaganda to our children to make them hate God."
"I don't understand why everyone is complaining about health care. Everybody should just get a job that pays 250K then benefits don't matter."
"The media always blame the government to distract people from all the damage that immigrants are doing."
"You should get your Masters' in transformational coaching."
"Look at Hitler's Germany. He was trying to help them get out of a depression. If I lived in that time, I would probably need a scapegoat, too."
"I'm not sure if I should keep undergoing hypno-therapy." (At this point I choked on my fried rice.)
And as they were paying their bill:
"Leave them a dollar, to these people that's like a week's worth of money."
It was an utterly mindboggling conversation.
As always the primitives are taking it as gospel.
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The Asian restaurant is a creative touch, but it's still a bouncy. 3.5 of 10.
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Maybe it isn't a bouncy. Maybe the DUmmie was an unwitting extra in the new Oliver Stone movie.
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Please tell me that at least ONE DU'er calls this post BS?!?
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That doesn't sound any crazier or stupider than the garbage that gets posted daily at DU.
Trainformational coaching? Hypnotherapy? It's got to be miles above the chicken guts and burning weeds that pass for spirituality at the DUmp.
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What was REALLY said:
Godhumor (635 posts) Thu Feb-07-08 09:09 PM
Original message
A truly classic overheard conversation
My wife and I went out for Thai food tonight, and we ended up seated next to two women who were talking loudly and in a realm on the far side of wingbat. Among some of the comments I heard (not altered in anyway):
"What happens if they vote for Clinton? People are going to realize Bush wasn't that bad."
Okay, that one's probably true.
"Teachers spread propaganda to our children to make them hate God."
"Teachers treat global warming as if it were a religion. Next thing you know they'll have the students leaving offerings in the backyard for Al Gore's disciples, the wood elves, like they were some kind of God"
"I don't understand why everyone is complaining about health care. Everybody should just get a job that pays 250K then benefits don't matter."
"You should have heard that moonbat I work with today. She was going on and on and on about the lack of health care. Her husband makes 250K and she has great insurance. She was miffed because they have to pay a portion of it themselves. Like they wouldn't have to pay for it if the government ran it. Some people are never satisfied."
"The media always blame the government to distract people from all the damage that immigrants are doing."
"I WISH the media would hold the government accountable for the immigration debacle."
"You should get your Masters' in transformational coaching."
"Yeah, evidently that idiot I work with wants to get a masters in transformational coaching. What the hell is that?"
"Look at Hitler's Germany. He was trying to help them get out of a depression. If I lived in that time, I would probably need a scapegoat, too."
"If you think about it, the left is just like Hitler. They think government can solve everyone's problems. He believed in "universal" health care too. Hell, they even had the same scapegoat...the JOOOOOOOS!"
"I'm not sure if I should keep undergoing hypno-therapy." (At this point I choked on my fried rice.)
"Yeah, now she's into this hypnotherapy thing. Last month it was "rebirthing", before that it was that whole mother-goddess thing with all those stupid little statues around her desk. Stupid moonbat!"
And as they were paying their bill:
"Leave them a dollar, to these people that's like a week's worth of money."
"Did you see that? That couple over there only left a dollar for a tip. How rude! Guess it's not enough for them to spend the entire meal eavesdropping on other people's conversations, but they have to stiff the poor waitress, too. Let's leave her a couple extra bucks to make up for it."
It was an utterly mindboggling conversation.
Most probably because it WAS only in your mind.
Cindie
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What was REALLY said:
Godhumor (635 posts) Thu Feb-07-08 09:09 PM
Original message
A truly classic overheard conversation
My wife and I went out for Thai food tonight, and we ended up seated next to two women who were talking loudly and in a realm on the far side of wingbat. Among some of the comments I heard (not altered in anyway):
"What happens if they vote for Clinton? People are going to realize Bush wasn't that bad."
Okay, that one's probably true.
"Teachers spread propaganda to our children to make them hate God."
"Teachers treat global warming as if it were a religion. Next thing you know they'll have the students leaving offerings in the backyard for Al Gore's disciples, the wood elves, like they were some kind of God"
"I don't understand why everyone is complaining about health care. Everybody should just get a job that pays 250K then benefits don't matter."
"You should have heard that moonbat I work with today. She was going on and on and on about the lack of health care. Her husband makes 250K and she has great insurance. She was miffed because they have to pay a portion of it themselves. Like they wouldn't have to pay for it if the government ran it. Some people are never satisfied."
"The media always blame the government to distract people from all the damage that immigrants are doing."
"I WISH the media would hold the government accountable for the immigration debacle."
"You should get your Masters' in transformational coaching."
"Yeah, evidently that idiot I work with wants to get a masters in transformational coaching. What the hell is that?"
"Look at Hitler's Germany. He was trying to help them get out of a depression. If I lived in that time, I would probably need a scapegoat, too."
"If you think about it, the left is just like Hitler. They think government can solve everyone's problems. He believed in "universal" health care too. Hell, they even had the same scapegoat...the JOOOOOOOS!"
"I'm not sure if I should keep undergoing hypno-therapy." (At this point I choked on my fried rice.)
"Yeah, now she's into this hypnotherapy thing. Last month it was "rebirthing", before that it was that whole mother-goddess thing with all those stupid little statues around her desk. Stupid moonbat!"
And as they were paying their bill:
"Leave them a dollar, to these people that's like a week's worth of money."
"Did you see that? That couple over there only left a dollar for a tip. How rude! Guess it's not enough for them to spend the entire meal eavesdropping on other people's conversations, but they have to stiff the poor waitress, too. Let's leave her a couple extra bucks to make up for it."
It was an utterly mindboggling conversation.
Most probably because it WAS only in your mind.
Cindie
Your Moonbat-to-Normalfolk translation skills are exceptional! There's definitely a place for you in the VRWC's cypher division!!!
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Damn, Delilah, you're good at that.
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BattyDem (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-07-08 09:19 PM
Response to Original message
12. So ... Hitler was only trying to help Germany get out of a depression.
How? By killing millions of people??
Godhumor (638 posts) Thu Feb-07-08 09:23 PM
Response to Reply #12
16. Her follow up was a very dismissive "But hindsight is 20/20"
Then even better was her response about Clinton (again) "What's the old saying, 'Power corrupts, but ultimate power corrupts ultimately.'"
All I could think about was ninjas and the REAL ULTIMATE POWER.
Nice editing of your Bouncy on-the-fly, But WTF's up with the "ninjas"? Ninja lawyers?
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3 bongs. A little more creative than most recently but still lame.
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This is why DUmmies can't mole.
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This is why DUmmies can't mole.
LOL!
SO TRUE! An intelleigent person can act stupid. A dumb person can't act smart.
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This is why DUmmies can't mole.
LOL!
SO TRUE! An intelleigent person can act stupid. A dumb person can't act smart.
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