EarlG's humpday DUmp

[zeitgeist]

This is truly a  knee slapper from EarlG.  I will only append the first few replies because of the length of EG's post but would recommend a DUmp run to catch the rest.


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Wed Sep 26, 2012, 02:19 PM

 EarlG (13,056 posts)




Here it is, the latest mound of HUMPDAY HATEMAIL!

 Don't forget to vote for your favorite -- this week's winning hatemailer will receive a bottle of Mitt Romney's new fragrance:
 

BUT WILL YOU BE USIN' YOUR HOODOO VOODOO TO START THE FIRE AGAIN?
 
Subject: Civilized Man

May I thank you for revoking my blog posting

As a Civilized man I do not wish to contribute to savages blogs.



UM, THIS IS A WEBSITE, NOT A PHONE BANK
 
Subject: Phone calls

Why am I on the nation d not call list, because I d not wish to receive calls from assholes like you!
 


THIS EMAIL IS LIKE AN OVERTIME GAME: IT HAS AN EXTRA PERIOD (RIMSHOT)

Subject: Dumbocrats

Exactly where you dumbass socialists need to be underground. Wake up. The Democratic party has turned into. An orgy of spending and entitlement. Shame on you.
 


BECAUSE VOTING IS SO UNDEMOCRATIC
 
Subject: (no subject)

Gotta love a forum using the term democratic in its name, which have Juries, that pass judgment on a poster’s posting, when they have no input in that judgment. Not walking in goose step? Judged. LOL



DON'T WORRY, WE ALREADY CANCELLED YOUR MEMBERSHIP FOR YOU
 
Subject: Why did you block my response?!!!

I just found out, after joining your site, that my response was blocked with this note: This post was hidden by jury decision. Jury decision? What, am I in court now??.. WTF!! What went wrong - Don't I have freedom of expression?? It was a comment about a Muslim woman wearing a "rag" around her head. The picture actually was one of Grace Kelly, who was obviously not a Muslim. I would appreciate your response. Otherwise, I'll cancel my membership due to censorship & discrimination!
 


I KNOW WHAT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WILL BE ON NOVEMBER 6: OHSHIT@ROMNEYLOST.COM
 
Subject: Liberal fascists! Wow that was fast!

Whew, that was close. Glad to see your goon squad smoked me out. And so FAST, too!
 
What a bunch of losers you are. See you November 6! Who knows what email I'll be posting from then!
 
You guys are the biggest hypocrites on the planet. But I DO love visiting your swamp of delusion!
 


WHAT DRESSING WOULD YOU LIKE WITH THAT WORD SALAD?
 
Subject: Bias

Will do everything I can to fold all movies. MSM, affiliates.
Insulting, condescending, mocking adults, so that must mean you are children with no respect for yourself, because you have none for others.
 
Will not go this site again.

You report on Frauds in our Whitehouse, and thinks it is funny for him to mock our people, mock our country, mock our flag. , mock our God.
 You are reporting filth, keep it in your own house , your character is sickening.
 


A LETTER FROM TED
 
Subject: inspiration?

I am an old school (former democrat supporter) senior and i am somewhat confused about just what does the democratic Party claim as a platform ? The past has been very different from what you seem to represent now.
 
It seems that only POLITICAL CORRECTNESS is the thing that concerns you guys and what is this business of cozying up to the Islamist cult ? Do you really want these ragheads controlling the world ?
 
This "PEACFUL ISLAMIC CULT" have been and always will be determined to IMPOSE THEIR SATANIC RULE MANDATED IN THEIR HOLY BOOK which was compiled by the followers of a man who idiolized HIMSELF AND HIS SEXUAL DESIRE FOR NINE YEAR OLD GIRLS.
 
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY LIBERALS SEEMS TO BE TOTALLY BESERK AND UNDER SOME WEIRD TRANCE OR THEY WOULD REALIZE THAT GIVING OUR FREEDOM AWAY TO THE UNITED NATIONS AND SURRENDING OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS TO THE HOPEFUL DICTATOR DOES NOT HELP THE CITIZENS.
 
THE DEMOCRAT PARTY HAS FORESAKEN THE UNITED STATES ( AS MY DECEASED MOM AND DAD KNEW THEM ) AND TAKEN UP A SOCIALIST ENTITLEMENT DIRECTION UNDER THE GUIDANCE OF ALENSKY .
 
I HAVE RESERCHED RECENT HISTORY OF RUSSIA'S STALIN, AND GERMANY'S HITLER, AND THEIR TYRANT DICTATORSHIP AND FIND VERY DISTURBING REPLICAS PRACTISED BY YOU OBAMA-MITES AND THE DEMOCRAT CONTOLLED SENATE ( NOT TO MENTION MESIAH OBAMA ).
 
WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAN-UP AND CHANGE THE NAME OF YOUR PARTY TO A MORE TRUTHFUL DESCRIPTION, POSSIBLY:
 
ISLAMIC SOCIALITES

OBAMACRATIC SOCIETY

SORO'S PUPPERTIERS

ALENSKY POLIT BUREAU

NONCONSTITUTIONAL ELITES

SATAN'S FAITHFUL DEMOCRAPS

NOT MANY POLITICIANS ARE WORTHY OF THE TRUST BESTOWED UPON THEM BY THEIR CONSTITUENTS ( GREED AND LUST FOR POWER IS THEIR MOTOVATION ).
 
MR. OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY ARE THE MOST DESERVING OF THE "TYRANT LABEL" SINCE THE PASSING OF BENEDICT ARNOLD.
 
IT IS WITH GREAT SHAME THAT I MADE THE ABOVE OBSERVATIONS AND STATEMENTS IN DESCRIBING THE "MODERN DEMOCRAT PARTY"
 
SINCERELY:
YE OLD SOUTH CAROLINA REDNECK ( AND TEA PARTY SUPPORTER ) TED P.



ANOTHER LETTER FROM TED
 
Subject: OBAMACULT

WHY IS IT THAT YOU DEMOCRATS PRETEND TO SUPPORT THE AFERICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITY, BUT LASH OUT AGAINST THEIR ATTEMPS TO IMPROVE THEIR GOALS OF LEADERSHIP ??
 
YOUR USE OF SLANDEROUS TERMS AGAINST BLACK REPUBLICANS LIKE: "UNCLE TOMS" AND "AUNT TOMS", MAKES A SHINNING EXAMPLE OF YOUR RACEISM.
 
YOUR SELF PROMOTED IMAGE OF " HOPE AND CHANGE" SEEMS TO BREAK DOWN TO:

"HOPE" ( THAT YOU CAN BRAINWASH SUPPORTERS INTO KEEPING YOU IN OFFICE ).

"CHANGE" ( CHANGE THE WEALTH OF AMERICAN CITIZENS INTO YOUR OWN COFFERS AND CHANGE OUR FREEDOMS INTO SLAVERY ).
 
"YES WE CAN" ( MEANING, YES WE CAN LEAD THIS GULLABLE "YOUNG GENERATION" INTO THE TRAP OF PROMISED ENTITLEMENT ).
 
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DEFINITION OF "LIBERAL"

"L" -- ( LEAD THE POPULACE INTO COMPLANCY ).
"I" -- ( IMPLEMENT MASS DECEPTION TO GAIN SUPPORT ).
"B" - ( BLAME OTHERS, ACCEPT NO RESPONCEABILITY ).
"E" -- ( ENLIST HELP OF HOLLYWOOD ATHEIST ).
"R" -- ( REWRITE THE CONSTITUTION, REMOVE ALL FREEDOMS, ESTABLISH TOTAL GOVERNMENT CONTROL ).
 "A" -- ( APPOINT "LAWLESS" CZARS ).
"L" -- ( LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED IN THE QUEST FOR DICTATORSHIP ).



OH YEAH? WELL WHY DON'T YOU... WAIT A MINUTE -- THIS ISN'T HATEMAIL!
 
Subject: (no subject)

I am not a Democrat, but have to admit what your site and others strongly suggest. Romney has totally blown it. Lets all pray that the next four years can go well. I do not want my president to fail, even if I am not enamored with him.
 
POLL: Who is your favorite hatemailer?

{poll results }
125 votes, 1 pass | Time left: 1 days, 22 hours, 27 minutes


The Civilized Man

0 (0%)

The person who does not wish to receive phone calls from us.

3 (2%)


The person who doesn't know. When to use periods.

0 (0%)


The person who thinks that voting is undemocratic.

3 (2%)


The person who is being discriminated against because we wouldn't let him say "raghead."

5 (4%)


The person who loves visiting our swamp of delusion.

0 (0%)


The person who will do everything they can to fold all movies.

10 (8%)


Ted Part One, in which he calls us "Soro's Puppertiers."

64 (51%)


Ted Part Two, in which he describes a "shinning example" of "raceism."

13 (10%)

The person who probably should have written us some hatemail but instead thinks that Romney has totally blown it.

27 (22%)

1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.


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Response to EarlG (Original post)

Wed Sep 26, 2012, 02:25 PM

 CaliforniaPeggy (98,660 posts)

1. What a great mound!

These are all so deliciously hateful that I cannot possibly choose the best...

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Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #1)

Wed Sep 26, 2012, 02:27 PM

 HipChick (7,997 posts)

2. Me either because I am too busy

plus I got back from lunch, arguing with a bunch of RWingers...I had an answer for everything they spewed..they finally got up and walked out the joint..
 

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[Karin]

Ted makes some good points. 

[JohnnyReb]

Ted makes some good points. 

Yeah...he's from S.C., the most freedom loving state in the union ....at least for the time being....or until we get the cannons loaded... 

Liberals have very thin skin and can't seem to stand the truth....the truth, it hurts.

[zeitgeist]

[quote author=JohnnyReb link=topic=78610.msg955514#msg955514 date=1348695596
Yeah...he's from S.C., the most freedom loving state in the union ....at least for the time being....or until we get the cannons loaded... 

Liberals have very thin skin and can't seem to stand the truth....the truth, it hurts.
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Truth to a DUmmy is like garlic to a vampire.  I got a great email with obumbles yesterday which I may have to post later.