Response to UTUSN (Reply #5)
Sat Sep 1, 2012, 11:46 AM
joeybee12 (38,454 posts)
11. Yup...a cult...having been raised RC (now totally lapsed), I was never told
that you couldn't tell others what you believe in, that anythig was off limits...a lot of it seems weird to other religions, but it's not like you were told to hold anything back.
The wonderful world of DU: having to make excuses for everything.
I was raised Catholic...uh...but it's okay because now I'm totally lapsed.
I shopped at Walmart...uh...but it's okay because no other stores were within one million miles of my location.
I saw it on FoxNews...uh...but it's okay because the tv I watched it on was at the tire shop and I told them to change the channel.
I heard it on Rush...uh...but it's okay because the fillings in my teeth interacted with the tinfoil I wear on my head and randomly picked up the radio waves of his show.
I am a male who had sex with a female...uh...but it's okay because I was making a move on a big, hairy guy and slipped and my tallywhacker accidentally slipped into her who-ha.
I said something that made complete sense today...uh...but it's okay because when I realized it I took some mind-altering drugs and repeatedly rammed my head into a brick wall to kill some brain cells.