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PCIntern (12,484 posts) Boy this is one screwed up Father's Day so far... So I was out early, driving to get some bagels and lox for breakfast, and this state trooper pulled me over. Good looking but weird guy flashes his badge, told me that I'd been speeding, erased the hard drive on my GPS, then he held me down and cut my hair, THEN he tied me to the top of his patrol car and drove me 400 miles and dropped me off in Buffalo, New York. He told me that this is a better place to be because the trees are all the right height. Now what am I supposed to do? I had offered him a doughnut but he didn't know what I was talking about. He told me he fixed the Olympics so I should get myself out of this jam myself. WTF does all this mean? HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL!!! http://upload.democraticunderground.com/1002818825
I kind of enjoyed it.
Pretty pale in comparison to Frank's stuff.