Author Topic: Wow. BigmanPigman is such a tough guy.  (Read 4690 times)

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Offline DUmpsterDiver

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Re: Wow. BigmanPigman is such a tough guy.
« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2019, 06:05:35 PM »
> After that I would boil water in my microwave to scald his face before help came.

WTF?  Did you run out of #2 pencils to put one in each eye?  No rubber glue for the Ears, Nose and Throat?
How about that Paddle with nails all my teachers had in their desk to preempt the bad ones?  One or ten licks with that
would leave a reminder to wise up.

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Re: Wow. BigmanPigman is such a tough guy.
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2019, 06:30:35 PM »
> After that I would boil water in my microwave to scald his face before help came.

WTF?  Did you run out of #2 pencils to put one in each eye?  No rubber glue for the Ears, Nose and Throat?
How about that Paddle with nails all my teachers had in their desk to preempt the bad ones?  One or ten licks with that
would leave a reminder to wise up.
The thing is, if he did somehow manage to clock the shooter with a fire extinguisher, that would likely be more than enough to put the guy down. Like, lights out. Maybe all the way out.

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Re: Wow. BigmanPigman is such a tough guy.
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2019, 12:36:40 PM »
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10142313976#post1

 I. Can't. Even.

I'm with you. Good way to get shot multiple times there sparky.
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Re: Wow. BigmanPigman is such a tough guy.
« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2019, 06:23:14 PM »
Another Omaha Steve???    :???:

Even fatter.
Even more stupid.
Even uglier.

I didn't think that was possible. 

Speaking of Omaha Steve... he really should be worm food by now.  Seems to me like he has been dying for like the last 5 years or so.  I swear he is such a **** up he can't even die properly. 
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