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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2011, 04:03:33 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 04:02:20 PM
bitchslapped for repeating a pun that's already been said.

Hmmm, I must have missed the rodeo on that pun
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2011, 04:05:11 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 04:02:20 PM
bitchslapped for repeating a pun that's already been said.

Your BS  was felt in my withers  :bird:
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2011, 04:05:46 PM »
Hay! All we need is a crop of oats, and the horses will be fine.
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2011, 04:06:44 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 04:05:46 PM
Hay! All we need is a crop of oats, and the horses will be fine.

Careful, too much horse feed and it will founder.
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2011, 04:07:55 PM »
Uh.....dontcha mean fodder?
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2011, 04:09:59 PM »
No, I meant "founder". Don't get froggy with me damned city boy.
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2011, 04:11:54 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 15, 2011, 04:09:59 PM
No, I meant "founder". Don't get froggy with me damned city boy.

If it weren't for us damned city boys, you'd still be mucking out stables.
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #32 on: March 15, 2011, 04:12:24 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 04:05:46 PM
Hay! All we need is a crop of oats, and the horses will be fine.

Well pony up bub!
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #33 on: March 15, 2011, 04:13:48 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 04:11:54 PM
If it weren't for us damned city boys, you'd still be mucking out stables.

It wouldn't be the first time. Quit trying to out flank me other wise I'm going to have to spur you out of here.
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2011, 04:14:44 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 15, 2011, 04:12:24 PM
Well pony up bub!

Can't. Damned farrier and vet bills have bloated me out.
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2011, 04:15:36 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 15, 2011, 04:13:48 PM
It wouldn't be the first time. Quit trying to out flank me other wise I'm going to have to spur you out of here.

You sound like you think this one's a cinch.
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2011, 04:17:20 PM »
There's a cure for the bloat and/or colic..... it's called a walker and then you can head back to the stall.
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2011, 04:18:25 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 15, 2011, 04:13:48 PM
It wouldn't be the first time. Quit trying to out flank me other wise I'm going to have to spur you out of here.

You're too late. I've already saddled up and am headin' outta town. So stop hitchin' on my britches, dood, or I'll havta whack you with my saddlebags.
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #38 on: March 15, 2011, 04:19:34 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 04:18:25 PM
You're too late. I've already saddled up and am headin' outta town. So stop hitchin' on my britches, dood, or I'll havta whack you with my saddlebags.

At a trot or a gallup??
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #39 on: March 15, 2011, 04:20:04 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 04:18:25 PM
You're too late. I've already saddled up and am headin' outta town. So stop hitchin' on my britches, dood, or I'll havta whack you with my saddlebags.

 :bawl:

and here I thought you were a stud....
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #40 on: March 15, 2011, 04:20:31 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 15, 2011, 04:17:20 PM
There's a cure for the bloat and/or colic..... it's called a walker and then you can head back to the stall.

There's a better cure.

A .45 slug from a Colt Peacemaker. Lights out, baby! Now stop that whinny. It just doesn't look good when you do that.
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #41 on: March 15, 2011, 04:21:19 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 15, 2011, 04:20:04 PM
:bawl:

and here I thought you were a stud....

Nope, I've been rendered studless. Not quite a gelding, but close.
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #42 on: March 15, 2011, 04:22:03 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 15, 2011, 04:19:34 PM
At a trot or a gallup??

A nice gentle "**** you" canter.
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #43 on: March 15, 2011, 04:24:26 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 04:22:03 PM
A nice gentle "**** you" canter.

All the way out the gait???
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #44 on: March 15, 2011, 04:25:46 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 15, 2011, 04:24:26 PM
All the way out the gait???

Yeah, until he's hobbled. Gotta do that, yunno. Otherwise they spook and you're left holding the feed bag.
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #45 on: March 15, 2011, 04:30:54 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 04:22:03 PM
A nice gentle "**** you" canter.

BS for using an previously used pun.

We can always fix your studliness by using an emasculator or has Mrs E already done that ??  :popcorn:


I'll grab a twitch and that'll help during the procedure
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #46 on: March 15, 2011, 04:33:18 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 15, 2011, 04:30:54 PM
BS for using an previously used pun.

We can always fix your studliness by using an emasculator or has Mrs E already done that ??  :popcorn:


I'll grab a twitch and that'll help during the procedure

Not quite, you silly foal.

I used "Can'ter" the first time and "canter" the second time. Bitchslapped for failing to see the difference.
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #47 on: March 15, 2011, 04:34:52 PM »
This thread has turned in to a big ole pile of manure. 

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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #48 on: March 15, 2011, 04:35:16 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 04:33:18 PM
Not quite, you silly foal.

I used "Can'ter" the first time and "canter" the second time. Bitchslapped for failing to see the difference.


Semantics....... it's still the same. Besides, don't horse around with a cowboy or I'll get my quirt after you.....:wink:
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Re: Horse shoes for humans are hot to trot at Cheltenham Festival
« Reply #49 on: March 15, 2011, 04:36:06 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 15, 2011, 04:35:16 PM
Semantics....... it's still the same. Besides, don't horse around with a cowboy or I'll get my quirt after you.....:wink:

Don't make promises you can't keep, pitchfork breath.
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