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Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:25:05 PMQuote from: jtyangel on March 15, 2008, 08:21:10 PMHi Schade Hello fellow partner in crime. Your ass spread comment depresses me. It would me too but alas my ass is contracting and not spreading for the time being.
Quote from: jtyangel on March 15, 2008, 08:21:10 PMHi Schade Hello fellow partner in crime. Your ass spread comment depresses me.
Hi Schade
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:26:02 PMQuote from: Lord Undies on March 15, 2008, 08:24:52 PMWhen you dance, does your head provided the maracas?And yet do I get an honest answer for the query I posed? Nope. My St. Paddy's celebration will be slowly revealed. I put green food coloring in everything I ate today.
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 15, 2008, 08:24:52 PMWhen you dance, does your head provided the maracas?And yet do I get an honest answer for the query I posed? Nope.
When you dance, does your head provided the maracas?
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:20:47 PMWell not really, but I got your attention, didn't I? Anyway, so how are all y'all gonna spend St. Patty's weekend? Hopefully in your company.
Well not really, but I got your attention, didn't I? Anyway, so how are all y'all gonna spend St. Patty's weekend?
Quote from: jtyangel on March 15, 2008, 08:28:51 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:25:05 PMQuote from: jtyangel on March 15, 2008, 08:21:10 PMHi Schade Hello fellow partner in crime. Your ass spread comment depresses me. It would me too but alas my ass is contracting and not spreading for the time being. Good thing us near middle-aged guys don't have to worry about OUR asses spreading (unless we're in prison and bent over).
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 15, 2008, 08:30:40 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:26:02 PMQuote from: Lord Undies on March 15, 2008, 08:24:52 PMWhen you dance, does your head provided the maracas?And yet do I get an honest answer for the query I posed? Nope. My St. Paddy's celebration will be slowly revealed. I put green food coloring in everything I ate today.Ah tales of shamrocks and blarney stones.....
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:30:50 PMQuote from: NHSparky on March 15, 2008, 08:27:10 PMI'll be the stealthy mole, back from near non-existent posting.Powerball numbers will be read in a bit. After my numbers are read, I shall bid you guys a dew. Dew? You gonna pee on us?
Quote from: NHSparky on March 15, 2008, 08:27:10 PMI'll be the stealthy mole, back from near non-existent posting.Powerball numbers will be read in a bit. After my numbers are read, I shall bid you guys a dew.
I'll be the stealthy mole, back from near non-existent posting.
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:33:51 PMQuote from: Lord Undies on March 15, 2008, 08:30:40 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:26:02 PMQuote from: Lord Undies on March 15, 2008, 08:24:52 PMWhen you dance, does your head provided the maracas?And yet do I get an honest answer for the query I posed? Nope. My St. Paddy's celebration will be slowly revealed. I put green food coloring in everything I ate today.Ah tales of shamrocks and blarney stones..... I could tell you a story about the Blarney Stone (yes, I went to Blarney Castle a few years back).Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, kiss it. What the locals do there at night...eyewwww.
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:33:51 PMQuote from: Lord Undies on March 15, 2008, 08:30:40 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:26:02 PMQuote from: Lord Undies on March 15, 2008, 08:24:52 PMWhen you dance, does your head provided the maracas?And yet do I get an honest answer for the query I posed? Nope. My St. Paddy's celebration will be slowly revealed. I put green food coloring in everything I ate today.Ah tales of shamrocks and blarney stones..... And that snotty-looking stuff. Don't forget the snotty stuff.
Quote from: NHSparky on March 15, 2008, 08:33:42 PMQuote from: jtyangel on March 15, 2008, 08:28:51 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:25:05 PMQuote from: jtyangel on March 15, 2008, 08:21:10 PMHi Schade Hello fellow partner in crime. Your ass spread comment depresses me. It would me too but alas my ass is contracting and not spreading for the time being. Good thing us near middle-aged guys don't have to worry about OUR asses spreading (unless we're in prison and bent over).middle age guys usually gotta worry about their midsections spreading not their butts. Us girls gotta worry about the hindquarters. The prison thing...ewwwww
Quote from: jtyangel on March 15, 2008, 08:35:10 PMQuote from: NHSparky on March 15, 2008, 08:33:42 PMQuote from: jtyangel on March 15, 2008, 08:28:51 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:25:05 PMQuote from: jtyangel on March 15, 2008, 08:21:10 PMHi Schade Hello fellow partner in crime. Your ass spread comment depresses me. It would me too but alas my ass is contracting and not spreading for the time being. Good thing us near middle-aged guys don't have to worry about OUR asses spreading (unless we're in prison and bent over).middle age guys usually gotta worry about their midsections spreading not their butts. Us girls gotta worry about the hindquarters. The prison thing...ewwwwwYeah, well, that's what us guys have to deal with now that we're over 40. At least my doctor doesn't have a sick sense of humor and have his PA/nurse in there when he's doing the "exam"...You know how it goes...doctor puts a hand on your shoulder, fist up your wazoo to the elbow, then the nurse puts a hand on your OTHER shoulder...
Who was it that said you wear tight jeans and your butt flattens out? I think it was WE.
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:40:09 PMWho was it that said you wear tight jeans and your butt flattens out? I think it was WE. I take it you never saw Superbad.
I take it you don't realize the nurse is in the room... How sadistic. Oh but are you exaggerating about the elbow thing?
Quote from: NHSparky on March 15, 2008, 08:41:38 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:40:09 PMWho was it that said you wear tight jeans and your butt flattens out? I think it was WE. I take it you never saw Superbad.I haven't, I think you mentioned that movie before but in a different context. It's a must see, eh?
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:41:24 PMI take it you don't realize the nurse is in the room... How sadistic. Oh but are you exaggerating about the elbow thing?How quickly the concepts of humor and sarcasm elude them.Then again, what about you women and your exams? Do they put those instruments in the freezer before they're used on ya?
do all of your threads turn into the "thread of the night"?
Quote from: NHSparky on March 15, 2008, 08:43:20 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:41:24 PMI take it you don't realize the nurse is in the room... How sadistic. Oh but are you exaggerating about the elbow thing?How quickly the concepts of humor and sarcasm elude them.Then again, what about you women and your exams? Do they put those instruments in the freezer before they're used on ya?I like when they say... now you will feel a bit of pressure and then the dreadful 'ufia' happens.
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:49:38 PMQuote from: NHSparky on March 15, 2008, 08:43:20 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 15, 2008, 08:41:24 PMI take it you don't realize the nurse is in the room... How sadistic. Oh but are you exaggerating about the elbow thing?How quickly the concepts of humor and sarcasm elude them.Then again, what about you women and your exams? Do they put those instruments in the freezer before they're used on ya?I like when they say... now you will feel a bit of pressure and then the dreadful 'ufia' happens. Try getting the colonoscopy. That procedure's a ****in hoot from beginning until AFTER it ends. From drinking the gallon of "Go Lytely" (which tastes like burnt plastic shit) to the six-FOOT hose with a camcorder on the end, to the "puff of air" that feels (even sedated) like someone shoved a CO2 fire extinguisher up your ass and set it off, to the 4-MINUTE (yes, I timed it) long fart an hour after you get home that has the dog looking at you thinking, "Damn, and you rub MY nose in one little pile in the corner?"