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Offline NHSparky

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Re: "Enjoy" WTF?!?!?
« Reply #50 on: October 15, 2009, 06:08:36 AM »
I have a co-worker who has the theme from the original Dragnet tv show as the ringtone when his ex-wife calls.
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One of my co-workers has a hissing/fighting cat for his wife.  Her cell phone has a braying donkey for when he calls.
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Re: "Enjoy" WTF?!?!?
« Reply #51 on: October 15, 2009, 06:09:58 AM »
I had my ex-wife's number programmed with Wagner Ride of the Valkyries........

Which gives me an idea for my soon-to-be-ex...the I-95 song.
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Re: "Enjoy" WTF?!?!?
« Reply #52 on: October 15, 2009, 08:37:05 AM »
One of my good friends has the "Approaching the Death Star Song" for his ex. 
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Re: "Enjoy" WTF?!?!?
« Reply #53 on: October 15, 2009, 08:49:14 AM »
I have yet to figure out how to assign a ring tone to people in my address book and could not care less just how to do that.  :clueless:
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Re: "Enjoy" WTF?!?!?
« Reply #54 on: October 15, 2009, 09:20:43 AM »
Is there any doubt that men are from Mars and women are from Venus?
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: "Enjoy" WTF?!?!?
« Reply #55 on: October 15, 2009, 09:53:20 AM »
Is there any doubt that men are from Mars and women are from Venus?

some doubt it because those planets are uninhabitable... as if that matters.

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Re: "Enjoy" WTF?!?!?
« Reply #56 on: October 15, 2009, 09:54:41 AM »
some doubt it because those planets are uninhabitable... as if that matters.

 :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

you just proved my point.....arggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: "Enjoy" WTF?!?!?
« Reply #57 on: October 15, 2009, 10:13:45 AM »
:hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

you just proved my point.....arggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

lol

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Re: "Enjoy" WTF?!?!?
« Reply #58 on: October 15, 2009, 11:50:32 AM »
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: "Enjoy" WTF?!?!?
« Reply #59 on: October 15, 2009, 12:26:11 PM »