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Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« on: February 28, 2008, 09:06:36 PM »
1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather  :evillaugh: or Lace  :innocent:? 
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ?  :lmao:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2008, 09:14:11 PM »
You should feel secure......

Leather & Lace........   :naughty:

and..... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2008, 09:18:53 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 28, 2008, 09:06:36 PM
1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather  :evillaugh: or Lace  :innocent:? 
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ?  :lmao:

Bring mace.
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2008, 09:21:19 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on February 28, 2008, 09:18:53 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 28, 2008, 09:06:36 PM
1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather  :evillaugh: or Lace  :innocent:? 
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ?  :lmao:

Bring mace.

Is that advice for Thor or me?  :lmao:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2008, 09:22:33 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 28, 2008, 09:21:19 PM
Quote from: Rebel on February 28, 2008, 09:18:53 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 28, 2008, 09:06:36 PM
1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather  :evillaugh: or Lace  :innocent:? 
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ?  :lmao:

Bring mace.

Is that advice for Thor or me?  :lmao:

 :-) I think 'ole Thor can handle himself. He's a 6'4" Judo master.
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2008, 09:23:49 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on February 28, 2008, 09:22:33 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 28, 2008, 09:21:19 PM
Quote from: Rebel on February 28, 2008, 09:18:53 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 28, 2008, 09:06:36 PM
1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather  :evillaugh: or Lace  :innocent:? 
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ?  :lmao:

Bring mace.

Is that advice for Thor or me?  :lmao:

 :-) I think 'ole Thor can handle himself. He's a 6'4" Judo master.

I ain't ascared of him. I do have my ways you know.  :naughty:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2008, 09:24:15 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 28, 2008, 09:14:11 PM
You should feel secure......

Leather & Lace........   :naughty:

and..... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

muwahahahahaha!  :-)
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2008, 09:28:11 PM »
....and as harmless as a house pet. To be quite honest, I'm more worried about Thor....you seductrous you.  :-)
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2008, 09:34:10 PM »
THOR  are you nuking futz?   :mental:  Okay, be sure that at least three responsible people know where you are going.  Have your cell phone preset to 911 so you can dial it immediately.  Do not, I repeat, DO NOT go to any secluded place to see her "etchings, photos, scrapbook etc"... Take your own vehicle.  Dress in comfortable shoes that you can run in.  Meet in a public place..NOT a pubic place.

Schade..if he has a cute ass...he's mine!  :hammer:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2008, 09:36:50 PM »
Quote from: morningAngel on February 28, 2008, 09:34:10 PM
THOR  are you nuking futz?   :mental:  Okay, be sure that at least three responsible people know where you are going.  Have your cell phone preset to 911 so you can dial it immediately.  Do not, I repeat, DO NOT go to any secluded place to see her "etchings, photos, scrapbook etc"... Take your own vehicle.  Dress in comfortable shoes that you can run in.  Meet in a public place..NOT a pubic place.

Schade..if he has a cute ass...he's mine!  :hammer:

I shall check his rear quarters for you.....  :naughty:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2008, 09:37:40 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on February 28, 2008, 09:28:11 PM
....and as harmless as a house pet. To be quite honest, I'm more worried about Thor....you seductrous you.  :-)

Not too many men are able to resist my charms....  :lmao:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2008, 09:38:31 PM »
Quote from: morningAngel on February 28, 2008, 09:34:10 PM
THOR  are you nuking futz?   :mental:  Okay, be sure that at least three responsible people know where you are going.  Have your cell phone preset to 911 so you can dial it immediately.  Do not, I repeat, DO NOT go to any secluded place to see her "etchings, photos, scrapbook etc"... Take your own vehicle.  Dress in comfortable shoes that you can run in.  Meet in a public place..NOT a pubic place.

Schade..if he has a cute ass...he's mine!  :hammer:

I must be nucking futz !!!  But, mA, you're ruining all the  fun !!!
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2008, 09:39:47 PM »
You might wanna bring this with you....



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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2008, 09:55:31 PM »
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2008, 10:00:00 PM »
I don't think so fellas! Maybe in your "romantic" fantasies is anal lube involved.... surely not mine.  :lmao:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2008, 10:16:16 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 28, 2008, 10:00:00 PM
I don't think so fellas! Maybe in your "romantic" fantasies is anal lube involved.... surely not mine.  :lmao:

Romantic fantasies... Not so much.

Prison Nightmares...
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2008, 10:16:48 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 28, 2008, 09:06:36 PM
1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather  :evillaugh: or Lace  :innocent:? 
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ?  :lmao:


it makes no difference to me .. just get pics  :popcorn:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2008, 10:17:21 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on February 28, 2008, 09:22:33 PM
:-) I think 'ole Thor can handle himself. He's a 6'4" Judo master.

Yummy! Sounds delicious! <smacks lips, gives Schadie the envious evil eye> 
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2008, 10:22:06 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 28, 2008, 09:06:36 PM
1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather  :evillaugh: or Lace  :innocent:? 
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ?  :lmao:

Here's hoping you two hit it off.
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2008, 10:30:57 PM »
Quote from: Lacarnut on February 28, 2008, 10:22:06 PM
Here's hoping you two hit it off.

Schadie is married and there's probably nothing that's going to keep Thor in Minnesota. ..just sayin'.  :-)
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #20 on: February 29, 2008, 06:08:11 AM »
Quote from: Lauri on February 28, 2008, 10:16:48 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 28, 2008, 09:06:36 PM
1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather  :evillaugh: or Lace  :innocent:? 
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ?  :lmao:


it makes no difference to me .. just get pics  :popcorn:

Of course. :)
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #21 on: February 29, 2008, 06:09:07 AM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 28, 2008, 10:16:16 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 28, 2008, 10:00:00 PM
I don't think so fellas! Maybe in your "romantic" fantasies is anal lube involved.... surely not mine.  :lmao:

Romantic fantasies... Not so much.

Prison Nightmares...

Exactly, what a bunch of weirdos we have here.  :lmao:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #22 on: February 29, 2008, 06:10:58 AM »
Quote from: Dixie*Darling on February 28, 2008, 10:17:21 PM
Quote from: Rebel on February 28, 2008, 09:22:33 PM
:-) I think 'ole Thor can handle himself. He's a 6'4" Judo master.

Yummy! Sounds delicious! <smacks lips, gives Schadie the envious evil eye> 

Think of it as Schade going on recon....  :-)
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #23 on: February 29, 2008, 06:12:23 AM »
Quote from: Lacarnut on February 28, 2008, 10:22:06 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 28, 2008, 09:06:36 PM
1. Heard he packs heat, should I be scared or feel secure?
2. What should I wear? Leather  :evillaugh: or Lace  :innocent:? 
3. Should I keep my hands to mineself or... ?  :lmao:

Here's hoping you two hit it off.

Seriesly, my post was not meant to be taken seriesly.  :lmao:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #24 on: February 29, 2008, 06:13:12 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on February 28, 2008, 10:30:57 PM
Quote from: Lacarnut on February 28, 2008, 10:22:06 PM
Here's hoping you two hit it off.

Schadie is married and there's probably nothing that's going to keep Thor in Minnesota. ..just sayin'.  :-)

*shatter*.... that's the sound of my heart breaking into thousands of pieces.  :-)
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