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Offline Miss Mia

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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #150 on: November 23, 2008, 01:32:49 AM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 01:17:15 AM
Right?!  lol  It's like, geez.  The LEAST you could do is give a girl a good knotjob ya know?  ;)

That's some funny shit right there.


Quote from: NHSparky on November 23, 2008, 01:24:24 AM
So now we learned WE is a spitter, not a swallower.

T.  M.  I.

LOL!  :rofl:
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #151 on: November 23, 2008, 01:33:43 AM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on November 23, 2008, 01:29:46 AM
dog ****er!

Not even!  Although because I have a standard poodle, my co-worker gave me a ration of shit one time claiming that I sit at home and pour gravy on myself just to get the dog to play with me, and it somehow stuck.

Gravy jokes are all the rage now.
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #152 on: November 23, 2008, 01:36:02 AM »

uh, oh.  the lounge sheriff is back in town. :-)
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #153 on: November 23, 2008, 01:36:42 AM »
I gotta get horizontal.  I hope all you freaks have a fab evening/morning.  lol  :)
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #154 on: November 23, 2008, 01:36:54 AM »
Aw, shit...someone untie Dee and tell her not to say anything!
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #155 on: November 23, 2008, 01:39:04 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on November 23, 2008, 01:36:54 AM
Aw, shit...someone untie Dee and tell her not to say anything!


lol  :)
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #156 on: November 23, 2008, 01:40:12 AM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 01:36:42 AM
I gotta get horizontal.  I hope all you freaks have a fab evening/morning.  lol  :)


I'll see you tomorrow toots.  :wink:
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #157 on: November 23, 2008, 01:42:41 AM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on November 23, 2008, 01:40:12 AM

I'll see you tomorrow toots.  :wink:

You know it Red.  We'll work out the details on that whole trashcan fire thing.  lol  :)
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #158 on: November 23, 2008, 01:42:53 AM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on November 23, 2008, 01:36:02 AM
uh, oh.  the lounge sheriff is back in town. :-)

That's right.  LOL

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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #159 on: November 23, 2008, 01:43:09 AM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on November 23, 2008, 01:42:41 AM
You know it Red.  We'll work out the details on that whole trashcan fire thing.  lol  :)


LOL!
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #160 on: November 23, 2008, 01:45:00 AM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on November 23, 2008, 01:42:53 AM
That's right.  LOL



Mia, I think Dee has a crush on me.  Can I borrow that ballgag and whip you've got there?
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #161 on: November 23, 2008, 01:45:54 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on November 23, 2008, 01:45:00 AM
Mia, I think Dee has a crush on me.  Can I borrow that ballgag and whip you've got there?


I'd be careful of Dee.  She's a tough cookie and will break you in half.   :evillaugh:
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #162 on: November 23, 2008, 01:47:14 AM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on November 23, 2008, 01:45:54 AM

I'd be careful of Dee.  She's a tough cookie and will break you in half.   :evillaugh:

I have milk.  She will crumble.
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #163 on: November 23, 2008, 01:51:25 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on November 23, 2008, 01:47:14 AM
I have milk.  She will crumble.

my money is on dee. :uhsure:
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #164 on: November 23, 2008, 01:53:37 AM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on November 23, 2008, 01:51:25 AM
my money is on dee. :uhsure:

My, aren't WE the little shit-stirrer tonight?
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #165 on: November 23, 2008, 01:54:05 AM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on November 23, 2008, 01:51:25 AM
my money is on dee. :uhsure:

Me too, $20 on Dee.  :wink:
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #166 on: November 23, 2008, 01:56:32 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on November 23, 2008, 01:53:37 AM
My, aren't WE the little shit-stirrer tonight?

yes, WE are.  :wink:

one round.  she drops you. :-)
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #167 on: November 23, 2008, 01:57:46 AM »
Ah, but as you've seen from the previous three pages (and how did we get THIS far off track?) I'm the master of the "rope-a-dope".
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #168 on: November 23, 2008, 07:17:40 AM »
Fox or Alba....Alba or fox ????.....I'm not greedy. Just gimme a doggie bag for the leftovers and a side order of 50 foot of rope to go..... :-)
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Re: Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?
« Reply #169 on: November 23, 2008, 01:53:45 PM »
Okay.

I was incorrect.

I voted for Alba not knowing that Fox was engaged to Brian Austin Green.



Obviously she is the superior choice because her guy has more macho in his little toe than exists in ALL of Jessica Alba prior guy catches.

I obviously undervalued her inner animal.
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