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Offline Chris_

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Nude Tailgater Allegedly Knees Cop at Football Game
« on: October 09, 2008, 11:53:51 AM »
Nude Tailgater Allegedly Knees Cop at Football Game

AMHERST, Mass. —  A tailgater skinny dipping inside a truck bed at a University of Massachusetts football game has been charged with assault for allegedly kneeing a campus police officer in the groin after being told to get out of the water.

Deputy Chief Patrick Archbald said 21-year-old Marshal D.P. Keating of Edgewater, N.J., was among several fans splashing around in the back of a pickup truck before Saturday's game against the University of Delaware.

When police told them to stop, Keating initially refused to get out. Archbald says he then approached the officer and kneed him twice in the groin.

The officer, whom Archbald did not name, was given morphine at a hospital. He could miss up to two weeks of work.

Keating is charged with assault and battery on a police officer, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

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Gee, ya 'spose alcohol was involved?   ::)

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Re: Nude Tailgater Allegedly Knees Cop at Football Game
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2008, 12:01:28 PM »
OMG, this has legs, McCain is toast with his known ties to Keating. !!!!!!11111eleventy
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Re: Nude Tailgater Allegedly Knees Cop at Football Game
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2008, 12:08:25 PM »
This sort of behaviour deserves a stiff sentence.
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Re: Nude Tailgater Allegedly Knees Cop at Football Game
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2008, 12:09:56 PM »
Quote from: bijou on October 09, 2008, 12:08:25 PM
This sort of behaviour deserves a stiff sentence.
...not if the water was cold.   :-)
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Re: Nude Tailgater Allegedly Knees Cop at Football Game
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2008, 12:28:20 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 09, 2008, 12:09:56 PM
...not if the water was cold.   :-)
If that is the case I may have to retract what I said.  :-)
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Re: Nude Tailgater Allegedly Knees Cop at Football Game
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2008, 12:43:23 PM »
Quote from: bijou on October 09, 2008, 12:28:20 PM
If that is the case I may have to retract what I said.  :-)

No need to be a shrinking violet.  :-)
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Re: Nude Tailgater Allegedly Knees Cop at Football Game
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2008, 03:54:35 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 09, 2008, 12:43:23 PM
No need to be a shrinking violet.  :-)

Just think what it did to the poor cop.
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Re: Nude Tailgater Allegedly Knees Cop at Football Game
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2008, 03:58:16 PM »
He may need tweezers for a couple of weeks......
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Re: Nude Tailgater Allegedly Knees Cop at Football Game
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2008, 08:15:49 PM »
Owwwwwww, right in the Mommy and Daddy button
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Re: Nude Tailgater Allegedly Knees Cop at Football Game
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2008, 02:33:53 PM »
Morphine and 2 weeks off paid? Sign me up for a

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