Man stuck on stopping exploding blue cow

[bijou]

When police Wednesday peered down the air vent shaft atop the Knoxville Museum of Art building at the man wedged 45-feet below, he had two words for them: "Mission failed."

Richard Anthony Smith, 25, of Knoxville had called E-911 at 4:23 a.m. to report that he was stuck in the air vent of the museum at 1050 World's Fair Drive, according to police. Using his cell phone, Smith explained his predicament to the E-911 call processor.

With the aid of a ladder truck from the Knoxville Fire Department, officers were able to lift Smith from the air vent with a safety harness. Smith is 5 feet, 5 inches tall and weighs 135 pounds.

Police charged Smith with aggravated burglary.

Upon his rescue, Smith told police "he was a special agent with the United States Illuminati" who had rappeled from a military helicopter to the roof of the museum, according to a Knoxville Police Department report. Smith said his mission was to defuse a Russian nuclear device that "was concealed in a blue plastic cow sculpture in the basement of the museum," the report states.

However, Smith said he learned while stuck in the shaft that he had been sent to the wrong museum, the report shows. The Memphis museum was where the device was housed, Smith told police.

...

link

The Illuminati will not be happy with this failure.