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Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« on: October 31, 2012, 10:20:01 PM »
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I am 18 years old and live in Greenville, SC, I will be voting for President Obama on election day. Tonight, I was handing out candy on my front porch to kids. I was wearing an Obama mask and a kid (8 years old) walks up to me and asked if I am Obama. I said yes, and he told me that he was going to come back and assassinate me. I was completely shocked and am starting to wonder what these parents are teaching their kids. I think they are teaching them to hate.

That was not the ending. After handing out candy, I went to a neighbors house and she was laughing and told me that she handed black kids different candy from the white kids. I was absolutely disgusted and could not even talk to her for the rest of the night. My parents shortly and I shortly left after. I thanked my parents for not raising me to be like that.

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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2012, 10:24:15 PM »
Remarkable vocabulary for an 8 year old. The lady giving out different candy, unfortunately, takes it over the top. Utter bullshit.
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Re: Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2012, 10:26:48 PM »
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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2012, 10:38:18 PM »
We need to add "change voting age" to our list of Republican "to do" things.
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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2012, 10:45:06 PM »
Like anyone cares what costume the neighbor kid was wearing....and why was an 18 year old trying to hit his neighbor up for free candy?
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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2012, 01:55:13 AM »
Gee.  That screenplay took all of 15 minutes to write.
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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2012, 04:11:03 AM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on November 01, 2012, 01:55:13 AM
Gee.  That screenplay took all of 15 minutes to write.

I think you gut the wrong time period there.  "Seconds" is far more likely.
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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2012, 04:17:38 AM »
Greenville, S.C....second most gay town in the state.....candy + kids = ...........potato.
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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2012, 04:24:23 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on November 01, 2012, 04:11:03 AM
I think you gut the wrong time period there.  "Seconds" is far more likely.

Including actually typing it. :-)
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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2012, 04:24:43 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 01, 2012, 04:17:38 AM
Greenville, S.C....second most gay town in the state.....candy + kids = ...........potato.

So, then . . . what's the first? :o
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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2012, 04:25:17 AM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on November 01, 2012, 04:24:23 AM
Including actually typing it. :-)

Yeah, it took me about 15 seconds to type my response . . .  :whistling:
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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2012, 04:25:54 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 01, 2012, 04:17:38 AM
Greenville, S.C....second most gay town in the state.....candy + kids = ...........potato.

OK, then I wasn't the only one getting that same vibe from this.
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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2012, 05:05:06 AM »
Where the rookie falters is that he, and his parents, didn't school the racist neighbor.   

So much goes into a bouncy.   It's really not as easy as it looks is it?  That is why we have the DOTY award, to recognize those who really make the effort.

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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2012, 05:20:30 AM »
These type of stories are becoming typical since the Democrats are getting desperate. They always resort to the same class warfare, race war, etc, politics that they can as a default. I sincerely hope that people understand that this story is a croc of ****
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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2012, 05:41:33 AM »
Quote from: cattlebaron on November 01, 2012, 05:20:30 AM
These type of stories are becoming typical since the Democrats are getting desperate. They always resort to the same class warfare, race war, etc, politics that they can as a default. I sincerely hope that people understand that this story is a croc of ****

Uh huh.

The DUmpster's full of what we call "bouncies," which are generally where the primitives stretch the truth--or more usually, flat outright lie.

The principle rule is: DUmmies lie; all the time, DUmmies lie.

If one believes even an iota of their tales, one's too trusting for one's own good.
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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2012, 08:44:13 AM »
I assume the DUmmie was a white person. Wearing an Obama mask is one step away from wearing black face makeup. Hmmm... :racist:

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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2012, 09:29:21 AM »
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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2012, 10:09:28 AM »
That story is ridiculous.  Everyone knows you don't give black kids candy or they'll start coming around thinking you do that kind of stuff all the time.

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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2012, 10:15:05 AM »
Isn't a white man walking around with a black man's mask on racist in their viewpoint? 
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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2012, 10:23:17 AM »
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Isn't a white man walking around with a black man's mask on racist in their viewpoint? 

No more than a black man wearing a sheet.  :-)
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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2012, 10:24:13 AM »
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No more than a black man wearing a sheet.  :-)

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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2012, 01:27:10 PM »
He left out the part where he calls the Secret Service about the kid.
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Re: Another newb bouncy, trying too hard
« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2012, 05:52:04 PM »
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