DUmprat gives anti-rape advice to men as a pubic..er, public service!

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DU THREAD: sexual assault prevention tips for men--guaranteed to work Original Post by niyad

A poster puts up a pretty funny joke about how tips on men to prevent them from raping women, done in the same vernacular as tips for women to avoid rape. But too many DUmprats take him literally... OP. niyad (Moocher) - Thu Aug 30, 2012 (5:45 pm) Original Post - Post Count: 19,649 sexual assault prevention tips for men--guaranteed to work (idea came from a post in the lingerie football thread, but I couldn't get the graphic to copy, so found a slightly  different version) Sexual Assault Prevention Tips For Men - Guaranteed To Work! 1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks. 2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone. 3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her. 4. If you are in a lift and a woman gets in, don’t rape her. 5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her. 6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her. 7. When you lurk in bushes and doorways with criminal intentions, always wear bright clothing, wave a flashlight, or play “Boys Who Rape (Should All Be Destroyed)” by the Raveonettes on a boombox really loud, so women in the vicinity will know where to aim their flamethrowers. 8. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you when lurking in shadows. 9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape a woman, you can hand the whistle to your buddy, so s/he can blow it to call for help. 10. Give your buddy a revolver, so that when indifferent passers-by either ignore the rape whistle, or gather round to enjoy the spectacle, s/he can pistol-whip you. 11. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her. In other words, the best way to prevent rape is to not rape anybody. <a (SOURCE LINK) 3. niyad (Moocher) - Thu Aug 30, 2012 (5:57 pm) Reply to upaloopa (#1) - Post Count: 19,649 do you think it is okay to have all the rape prevention tips the responsibility of women? 197. Major Nikon (Star Member) - Sat Sep 1, 2012 (8:26 pm) Reply to niyad (#3) - Post Count: 5,576 Sexism isn't OK regardless of which way it cuts Two wrongs don't make a right.  Most people learned this by grammar school. Just sayin' 26. Confusious (Moocher) - Thu Aug 30, 2012 (7:10 pm) Reply to Matariki (#4) - Post Count: 7,229 Of course it is "if you have a penis, you're a rapist" Thanks for the reminder, I had forgotten I was a rapist. 39. Confusious (Moocher) - Thu Aug 30, 2012 (8:22 pm) Reply to 1StrongBlackMan (#34) - Post Count: 7,229 Yes, but that's not the feeling I get from the OP It's more of what I said. "if you have a penis, you ARE a rapist." This thing has been posted more then once, and I've said nothing, more then once. It feels like someone telling me, over and over again "you're a man, you can't control yourself, you're a criminal, and your crime is rape." You don't know me from jack, and automatically telling me that I'm guilty of a heinous crime like rape is a ****ing insult. And no, I don't know any ****ing rapists, and if I did, no matter who they were, brother, father, best friend, I would turn them in and testify against them at trial. 82. Confusious (Moocher) - Fri Aug 31, 2012 (5:34 am) Reply to petronius (#71) - Post Count: 7,229 It's just another in a long list of threads I would consider men-hating or men-are-the-source-of-all-evil and it's starting to get on my nerves, as in, piss me off. 136. hughee99 (Moocher) - Fri Aug 31, 2012 (2:47 pm) Reply to Zoeisright (#111) - Post Count: 8,842 Just try not to think about raping them... Apparently, that's what men do. 108. 1StrongBlackMan (Moocher) - Fri Aug 31, 2012 (11:16 am) Reply to Confusious (#65) - Post Count: 2,113 NO the OP DID NOT say "ALL" men rape ... Sexual Assault Prevention Tips For Men - Guaranteed To Work! 159. DirkGently (Star Member) - Fri Aug 31, 2012 (7:45 pm) Reply to 1StrongBlackMan (#108) - Post Count: 5,732 The title of OP addresses it to "men," not men who rape. There's a rather large difference. It's sexist bullshit. So there you go! Another day in the illustrious Progressive Primitive Preserves...

[Mr Mannn]

I don't know why DU gals are so concerned about rape. If an attacker drags her under a street light...one look and he'll let her go.

[ChuckJ]

Everyone time I think that they've mined the motherlode of stupid they find another vein.

By the way, if you're posting anti-rape advice to males at the DUmp shouldn't you replace every occurrence of the word 'woman' with the word 'man'?

[miskie]

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[JohnnyReb]

I don't know why DU gals are so concerned about rape. If an attacker drags her under a street light...one look and he'll let her go.

Yeah, some people don't have a good sense of smell.

[formerlurker]

The OP is disgusting.   This is supposed to be humor?   

[Mr Mannn]

Mr Mannn's advice on how to avoid rape.

1) Stay away from Occupier camps!
2) Stay away from Democrat politicians! Especially if they are a Clinton or a Weiner.
3) Do not like Democrat politicians on Facebook.
4) Do not open emails or tweets from Democrat politicians (or Steve Numbers).
5) Do not play women's basketball anywhere near Bellvue or Omaha Steve.
6) have nothing to do with the Kennedy clan, and never accept a ride home from one.
7) Do not work as a page for democrats, or in any position with the Department of Homeland Security under Napalitano.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

The OP is disgusting.   This is supposed to be humor?   

Nope.

It's lifted verbatim from a anti-rape campaign in the UK entitle, "Stop Rape!."

The thread title is the OPs original, however.

[obumazombie]

It's pretty sexist to propose that men can rape at the drop of a hat. I want to be romanced.

[RobJohnson]

I don't know why DU gals are so concerned about rape. If an attacker drags her under a street light...one look and he'll let her go.

 

[vesta111]

It's pretty sexist to propose that men can rape at the drop of a hat. I want to be romanced.

Pay attention to your kids, don't just turn them over to a Priest, a Minester, or sports coach or scout leader and think they are safe.
 Check out the family of the babysitter,  talk to local police, they know about the family and can give you a heads up.  Off the record

We had a horrid case in town, a family in Mass. had a grandpa that was a child abuser, hard to find him a place to live.  They moved him up here to my neighborhood   and there was was no problem for 6 months, the old man made friends and was just part of the scenery.

One day a 4 year old girl went missing.   She was riding one of those hot wheels up and down the street.   and then disappeared.

Her hot wheels were found next to an apartment, The elderly man refused to talk to the police, and the cops had no reason to get a search warrent--until they checked in to the abuse hot line.     By now 24 hours had gone by with the child missing.   

When the cops finally got a judge to issue the warrent they found the baby tied up in duck tape in a back room. Alive but dehydrated and assaulted.  Poor baby could not tell the cops what happend, could not even say who assaulted her, she just shut down.

Result-----the old man went to a nursing home, the child, who knows.

Rape of an adult can be over come with help, rape of a child changes their lives and is a Evil that follows them for life.

So  what of the raper, what to do, men that loose controll of themselves sexually are prone to loose it in other ways.

 

[obumazombie]

Pay attention to your kids, don't just turn them over to a Priest, a Minester, or sports coach or scout leader and think they are safe.
 Check out the family of the babysitter,  talk to local police, they know about the family and can give you a heads up.  Off the record

We had a horrid case in town, a family in Mass. had a grandpa that was a child abuser, hard to find him a place to live.  They moved him up here to my neighborhood   and there was was no problem for 6 months, the old man made friends and was just part of the scenery.

One day a 4 year old girl went missing.   She was riding one of those hot wheels up and down the street.   and then disappeared.

Her hot wheels were found next to an apartment, The elderly man refused to talk to the police, and the cops had no reason to get a search warrent--until they checked in to the abuse hot line.     By now 24 hours had gone by with the child missing.   

When the cops finally got a judge to issue the warrent they found the baby tied up in duck tape in a back room. Alive but dehydrated and assaulted.  Poor baby could not tell the cops what happend, could not even say who assaulted her, she just shut down.

Result-----the old man went to a nursing home, the child, who knows.

Rape of an adult can be over come with help, rape of a child changes their lives and is a Evil that follows them for life.

So  what of the raper, what to do, men that loose controll of themselves sexually are prone to loose it in other ways.

 

You know that rapist and child molester are not the same, don't you ?

[vesta111]

You know that rapist and child molester are not the same, don't you ?

Aside from age of the victim, I see little difference.-------------Would you allow a family member who had been charged with rape of a grown woman under any circumstances to baby sit your pre teen daughters ?????

How about allowing your 8 year old son to go camping with adult gay men that have been in a serious relationship for 15 years ???

Rape is not just a physical assult, the molester may take months or years to groom their victim at any age. Why they snap such as all the female teachers that go after students, what sets them off ????

Very complicated the sex urge for both sexes.  Why do we have preferences in life,  some like blonds, some go ga-ga for red heads. Some like same sex and others put age limits on their preferences.

Hell there are reports of males that pray on the older folk in Nursing homes.  and then in the head lines woman in high power that pray on the males in the work place.  More then one Dentist or Doctor as been brought down for messing with very young children under their care.

Your turn to tell me what you believes separates the rapists and child molesters.

[obumazombie]

Rape is a crime of power. Molestation is a crime of a deviant mind. See the difference ?

[vesta111]

Rape is a crime of power. Molestation is a crime of a deviant mind. See the difference ?

Nope, sex is sex and molestation and rape are both about power and gratification for just the perpetrator.    Heck even a hooker can be raped, sort of like sexual shoplifting.

Problem is, both has a fine line here.  We have one female teacher that is in prison for having sex with students over the age  of 18.
She was only 5-6 years older then the Men, had they just been neighbors of hers nothing could be done about it.  However as they were her students new laws came in and  placed the men in the category of children.   ----Odd, they were old enough to go off to war but too young for nooky with an older woman.

Hard to define rape as it has come to mean simply taking what you want from another without their consent for the benefit of  the taker.

  I felt I had been raped when my home was burglarized, everything down to the glass door knobs taken.   All family photos and grandmas hand downs gone, Everything gone, the place had been swept clean.  The shock of loosing everything is still with me today.    [ some how I believe I could have recovered from a physical assult much better then this, I could have dealt with loosing all to a fire or flood, these are natural, but we found out a so called friend and their family had done this,   you may say it broke my heart.]   I would have preferred to have been beaten to a pulp then to loose 5 generations of history from my children.

Molestation of children is beyond my grasp of understanding.    Now we travel into the dark world of incest, more children are molested by family, the very ones that should be protecting them then the Boogers that pray on strange kids.   Kids are in fact in more danger from their own family then the wandering pervert.     When I say family I mean the not just blood family but the family outside that, the people they come to trust and love.

Very complicated this issue, there is no black or white, many gray areas appear.  Sex is sex and the deranged that kill their victims are not that different from those that do not kill, just never get caught.

 

[Chris_]

Heck even a hooker can be raped, sort of like sexual shoplifting.

omg

[obumazombie]

By molestation, I meant of course molestation of minors. It takes a truly warped mind to consider and follow through with that crime. Some will even go so far as to say it's not a crime. Rape ( with the possible exception of statutory) is a product of a criminal mind. So is a false allegation of rape.

[vesta111]

By molestation, I meant of course molestation of minors. It takes a truly warped mind to consider and follow through with that crime. Some will even go so far as to say it's not a crime. Rape ( with the possible exception of statutory) is a product of a criminal mind. So is a false allegation of rape.

Please define minor, Laws and outlook are so odd today.    I am having a problem with interpretation of our new speak.

When is a person a minor or an adult.?????  We read about some 19 year old is charged with a crime and depending on the reporter the Perp is called either a man or a teenager. 

Florida has tried children as young as 8 years old as adults and sentenced them to spend 50 years behind bars.   Most adults that do the same crime only get 15-20.

Why is a crime say of robbery worse for those of different Classes.  Say assult on someone over 60 any different then if the victim is 58 years old ???    Why just one spoken word bump up a crime from simple assult to a hate crime ???

Sexual assault can come to anyone at any age for both sexes, even the dead are not given a pass on this.   There was a woman in a coma in a nursing home in Florida that was found to be pregnant.  She carried the baby to term and her family raised the child. 

DNA tracked the father to an orderly working for the home and his excuse was as the woman had not objected then it was not rape..    ---------   After serving out his sentence he sued for visitation rights.

Strange things happen out there in the world, none of us can ever be prepared when the unthinkable happens. 

Then we do have the Loleta's amongst the females. It is not just the male that of the species that goes astray.  Sometimes the female at a very young age can become an adult males worse nightmare. 

[obumazombie]

I might have to declare "Uncle".

[Mike B the Cajun]

I might have to declare "Uncle".

vestanumbers cannot post a simple answer when a multi-paragraph tirade is available.   

[IassaFTots]

I might have to declare "Uncle".

It's the best avenue, at this juncture. 

[obumazombie]

It's the best avenue, at this juncture. 

It would be prudent, at this time. Thanks forum bestest buddy !

[RobJohnson]

Heck even a hooker can be raped, sort of like sexual shoplifting

I simply forgot to pay her!