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Offline Charles Henrickson

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"Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« on: August 27, 2012, 12:46:36 AM »
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2012, 01:33:38 AM »
The guy probably suffers from chronic OCD.

But I think DUmmie Aerrows is a mole. All that stuff about Wal-Mart and deli meat is a dead giveaway. The whole collar thing reeks of Tom Sawyer.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2012, 01:44:12 AM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on August 27, 2012, 01:33:38 AM
The guy probably suffers from chronic OCD.

But I think DUmmie Aerrows is a mole. All that stuff about Wal-Mart and deli meat is a dead giveaway. The whole collar thing reeks of Tom Sawyer.
Mole or sock puppet ?
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2012, 01:47:09 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 27, 2012, 01:44:12 AM
Mole or sock puppet ?
Possibly master mole TheMasterNemesis' sock puppet going in the victim direction instead of the rage.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2012, 01:49:35 AM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on August 27, 2012, 01:47:09 AM
Possibly master mole TheMasterNemesis' sock puppet going in the victim direction instead of the rage.
Ah, yes, I see better now.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2012, 08:50:34 AM »
Let's see, someone hitting on a petite, feminine, blond lesbian. . . . Could it have been THIS man?


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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2012, 09:07:01 AM »
Later in the DU thread, DUmmie Aerows notes:

71. I'm a stranger. At the deli at 9am. I am the ugliest woman you have ever seen in your life, complete with mole hairs. On her nose, too. Not that it matters. . . .

So some normal, red-blooded guy is going to hit on a short, ugly lesbian pushing 40 with mole hairs on her nose?? Really??

You know, sometimes a collar is just a collar.

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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2012, 09:11:13 AM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on August 27, 2012, 09:07:01 AM
You know, sometimes a collar is just a collar.

"You felt the material?  Who does that?" - Estelle Costanza
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2012, 09:22:56 AM »


"OK, I admit it: I like to adjust collars."
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2012, 09:28:06 AM »
What is Wesley Crusher doing on MSNBC? :???:
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2012, 09:32:22 AM »
Whilst adjusting someone's collar does seem a bit strange, calling it sexual assault is plain stupid. Liberal women seem to think that men can't just be courteous to strangers it would seem.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2012, 01:10:24 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 27, 2012, 09:11:13 AM
"You felt the material?  Who does that?" - Estelle Costanza
That's gold Jerry. GOLD !
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2012, 01:20:28 PM »
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:rofl: Great work.  I laughed through the entire thing. 
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2012, 01:27:07 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on August 27, 2012, 08:50:34 AM
Let's see, someone hitting on a petite, feminine, blond lesbian. . . . Could it have been THIS man?




Is that Madcow with her 'Partner'?
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2012, 03:57:43 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on August 27, 2012, 01:27:07 PM
Is that Madcow with her 'Partner'?

No, that's not Mancow's "partner." That's a fan who heard the guy speak somewhere.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2012, 04:08:51 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on August 27, 2012, 03:57:43 PM
No, that's not Mancow's "partner." That's a fan who heard the guy speak somewhere.

One of her maybe, ten total fans?
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2012, 04:57:19 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on August 27, 2012, 03:57:43 PM
No, that's not Mancow's "partner." That's a fan who heard the guy speak somewhere.
I think they meant Madcow, as in Rachel Maddow.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2012, 05:26:56 PM »
Maddow, Madcow, Mancow, Maddog . . . I use the names interchangeably. They all work.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2012, 05:30:04 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on August 27, 2012, 05:26:56 PM
Maddow, Madcow, Mancow, Maddog . . . I use the names interchangeably. They all work.
I thought Mancow was a conservative radio talk show host, Erich “Mancow” Muller. Shock jock morning zoo crew type.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2012, 06:04:01 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 27, 2012, 05:30:04 PM
I thought Mancow was a conservative radio talk show host, Erich “Mancow” Muller.

Oh. I'm not familiar with him. I use "Mancow" for Rachel because it kind of fits, don't you think?
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2012, 06:07:11 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on August 27, 2012, 06:04:01 PM
Oh. I'm not familiar with him. I use "Mancow" for Rachel because it kind of fits, don't you think?

Yeah, Mancow does fit her. Now that you think about it.
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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2012, 06:28:21 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on August 27, 2012, 08:50:34 AM
Let's see, someone hitting on a petite, feminine, blond lesbian. . . . Could it have been THIS man?




I don't get it.

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Re: "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger" (New DUFU)
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2012, 05:11:35 PM »
Quote from: Northern_Tory on August 27, 2012, 09:32:22 AM
Whilst adjusting someone's collar does seem a bit strange, calling it sexual assault is plain stupid. Liberal women seem to think that men can't just be courteous to strangers it would seem.

Over at the DUmmie FUnnies blogspot, one of the commenters, Corona, summed up a typical DUmmie victimization complaint like this:

"I was totally eye raped by some lousy filthy Rethug! It gives me the iggy just thinking about it. By the way I'm a totally hot waif of a pale white lesbian nymph in tight jeans. I like couscous, Hummel figurines, pillow fights and long walks on the nude beach at sunset. DON'T TOUCH ME!!! So you see why I'm so upset."

Hee! Hee!
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