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Offline thundley4

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'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« on: November 30, 2008, 08:37:24 PM »
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November 30, 2008 --

MOST Upper East Side socialite wives are content with philanthropy or designing handbags to fill out their days - but not Nancy Jarecki.

PHOTOS: Celebs Who Dye 'Down There'

Jarecki, whose movie-director husband, Andrew Jarecki, made $600 million in 2001 by selling his Moviefone business to AOL, is still hard at work on Betty Beauty, the line of dyes for "hair down there" she started two years ago. "We've sold 160,000 units to date, and business keeps growing," Nancy tells Page Six. "There doesn't seem to be much of a stigma attached to it."

It's not just women who are interested in matching the carpet to the drapes: Jarecki says so many men have bought the product that she plans to launch a "Betty for Men" line early next year. "I guess man-scaping for guys is really big these days," she says, adding that she recently sent the entire assortment of colors to noted waxing enthusiast Diddy and got back a thank-you note from his assistant.

A Betty spokesperson adds that "Law & Order" brunette Mariska Hargitay, country singer Vince Gill, Jack Black and Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor also use the product, which Vogue editrix Anna Wintour featured in a spread in 2006.
WTF?

Seriously. WTF? 
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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2008, 08:40:42 PM »
I would shave it all off before I wasted time and money on "hair dye".

Must be a New York thing.  :mental:
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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2008, 08:42:12 PM »
 :popcorn:
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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2008, 08:44:32 PM »
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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2008, 08:46:05 PM »
Quote from: Chris on November 30, 2008, 08:44:32 PM
I can make a poll?  You in?

You can make a poll? This thread keeps getting better and better.  :lmao:
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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2008, 08:46:18 PM »
As Will Smith says in every single movie -- HELL NO.
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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2008, 09:00:57 PM »
Stupid isn't new.  It dates back to at least 1962.

Marilyn Monroe was a fan of "bleaching" her patch.  She once got an infection from it which required around-the-c*** medical attention.
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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2008, 09:49:06 PM »
Just shave it off and get a Merkin.
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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2008, 09:56:27 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on November 30, 2008, 08:42:12 PM
:popcorn:


Is there more popcorn in the kitchen?  I can see this thread going places.  :popcorn:
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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2008, 10:03:49 PM »
Quote from: Randy on November 30, 2008, 09:49:06 PM
Just shave it off and get a Merkin.

hahahahaha! I like the British merkin.....  :evillaugh:
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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2008, 10:05:08 PM »
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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2008, 10:18:26 PM »
Quote from: Randy on November 30, 2008, 09:49:06 PM
Just shave it off and get a Merkin.
I think you get those at the Merkin-tile.
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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2008, 10:20:52 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on November 30, 2008, 08:46:05 PM
You can make a poll? This thread keeps getting better and better.  :lmao:

He said poll.

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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2008, 10:41:00 PM »
So.......................I finally get done with my work that I've put off all weekend, washed the kitty's face, and started the dishwasher.

I come back here to the cave for some Sunday evening humor and I find this?  A Merkin discussion?

Bwahahahahahahahaha! You guys rock!  All of the sudden I'm hungry for popcorn. 

 :popcorn:
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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2008, 10:59:00 PM »
"A merkin is a pubic wig. According to the Oxford English Dictionary (OED), which is an authority concerning such matters, prostitutes once wore merkins to disguise the fact that they had syphilis. Etymologically, the word is believed to be derived from malkin, meaning "mop." Not only did this hairpiece do duty as a pubic wig, but the merkin, apparently, was used to mop floors (or, possibly, just to "mop up" after sex)."



So, what does this mean for Michelle Malkin ??
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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2008, 01:54:59 AM »
Ya got to be kiddin'!
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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2008, 04:08:38 AM »
I could see my X-wife doing this. She was 36 and had a few gray hairs on her head....wasn't a big deal. But the morning she saw a gray hair "down there", she went berzerk....... :rotf:

Solution: develope a beer gut.... then you can't see "down there"...no more problem.....outta sight, outta mind.
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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2008, 04:48:35 AM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on November 30, 2008, 10:41:00 PM
So.......................I finally get done with my work that I've put off all weekend, washed the kitty's face, and started the dishwasher.

I come back here to the cave for some Sunday evening humor and I find this?  A Merkin discussion?

Bwahahahahahahahaha! You guys rock!  All of the sudden I'm hungry for popcorn. 

 :popcorn:

I think this is one of the best threads ever.  :popcorn:
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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2008, 09:56:41 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 01, 2008, 04:48:35 AM
I think this is one of the best threads ever.  :popcorn:

It sure did crack me up!

 :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2008, 07:15:16 PM »
Keep talking guys... don't mind us.  :popcorn:

 :-)
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Re: 'DOWN THERE' DYES FOR GUYS!
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2008, 06:24:33 AM »
Quote from: Vonne on November 30, 2008, 10:09:35 PM
But I thought trimming made it look bigger?  No?  You guys don't do that... um... me either...  :uhsure:

Then you go this route.

http://www.lasertreatments.com/labiaplasty.html
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« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2008, 04:44:20 PM »
Ain't clicking on that in a million years.
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