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Title: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: dane on June 25, 2019, 09:54:48 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181232460
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Would a pawn shop give me more money if I pawn my tablet instead of selling it to them?

I don't know much about how stuff like this works and I need as much as I can get. Anyone know much about how this works?
A couple of fish nibble, with these responses.
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4. Not really done with it. But need cash now.
TP, washing clothes, toothpaste, bus fare, takes cash.
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18. As in fare for the city bus.
My only way to get around.
Haven't been able to work for the last couple of months.
Got food stamps but the disability is taking a while.
Looks like the new "you tube vlog business" is not raking in the subscribers/money
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: 67 Rover on June 25, 2019, 10:25:03 AM
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4. Not really done with it. But need cash now.
TP, washing clothes, toothpaste, bus fare, takes cash.

Call J. G. Wentworth  :-)
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 25, 2019, 10:56:46 AM
I guess blow jobs behind the Circle K aren't paying the bills anymore.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 25, 2019, 10:58:24 AM
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Would a pawn shop give me more money if I pawn my tablet instead of selling it to them?

I don't know much about how stuff like this works and I need as much as I can get. Anyone know much about how this works?

If you pawn a tablet -- even the latest and greatest -- you might  get $10.  If you sell it, you might get $15.

If it is a few years old (highly probable in this case), they won't even accept the pawn and will buy it for $5.


i used to have a pawn shop nearby and would buy jewelry for Mrs. FD there.  I got a huge kick out of seeing what was for sale and how little it cost.  If a laptop goes for $100 it is not difficult to extrapolate to a tablet.  That plus copious viewage of "Hardcore Pawn" (NOT the 100% fake "Pawn Stars") lead me to this conclusion. 
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 25, 2019, 11:04:42 AM
OK, this is comedy GOLD (emphasis added):
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Lady Freedom Returns (9,547 posts)

Don't need to skip town.

Just need TP.


I guess the next door neighbor got tired of having his newspaper stolen and cancelled his/her subscription.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: 67 Rover on June 25, 2019, 11:06:26 AM
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Lady Freedom Returns (9,547 posts)

Don't need to skip town.

Just need TP.

What happened to the therapy cat. Just saying.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 25, 2019, 11:10:57 AM
What happened to the therapy cat. Just saying.  :rofl:

You can only wipe on the cat so many times...
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: SVPete on June 25, 2019, 11:38:55 AM
OK, this is comedy GOLD (emphasis added):
I guess the next door neighbor got tired of having his newspaper stolen and cancelled his/her subscription.

Are you sure LFR is paper-trained?
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: GOP Congress on June 25, 2019, 02:28:02 PM
I'll send her some toilet paper.

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Address? (I am serious.)
EDIT: I mean valid mailing address, not the outhouse behind the Circle K where she may be sleeping.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: 67 Rover on June 25, 2019, 03:52:29 PM
You can only wipe on the cat so many times...

You have to rotate them to find the unused spot.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: dane on June 25, 2019, 07:08:57 PM
No luck at the pawn shop, but GoFundMe has come through.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181232796
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So went to the pawn shop....

They only offered $15 for my tablet. Mind you I have the a protector for it and have a 125 Gig chip in it.

So still have it. $25 I might have parted with it, but not for that. They originally they started at $10. Forget it, not want they have the same tablet for sale,in bad shape at that, for $85.

Like to thank all of you who have donated to my Go Fund Me so I was able to turn down such a stupid offer.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 25, 2019, 07:19:22 PM
No luck at the pawn shop, but GoFundMe has come through.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181232796
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So went to the pawn shop....

They only offered $15 for my tablet. Mind you I have the a protector for it and have a 125 Gig chip in it.

So still have it. $25 I might have parted with it, but not for that. They originally they started at $10. Forget it, not want they have the same tablet for sale,in bad shape at that, for $85.

Like to thank all of you who have donated to my Go Fund Me so I was able to turn down such a stupid offer.

Hey, am I good or what?  I called that one almost to the dollar!

Yey me, baby.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 26, 2019, 07:00:03 AM
You have to rotate them to find the unused spot.

They're supposed to clean themselves off between uses.  Cat must have picked up some bad habits from her.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: BadCat on June 26, 2019, 07:56:38 AM
They're supposed to clean themselves off between uses.  Cat must have picked up some bad habits from her.

I think we were wrong about her giving BJs at the bus station to earn cash.
She's far too ugly for anyone to pay her for any type of sex.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: Maverick1987 on June 26, 2019, 08:31:53 AM
I think we were wrong about her giving BJs at the bus station to earn cash.
She's far too ugly for anyone to pay her for any type of sex.

Those seeking bus station BJ's already have pretty low expectations
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on June 26, 2019, 08:59:49 AM
You can only wipe on the cat so many times...

Less if it still has its claws...
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: Kc25 on June 26, 2019, 05:37:03 PM
You can only wipe on the cat so many times...

Hi Five!
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 26, 2019, 07:53:10 PM
You can only wipe on the cat so many times...
...but you should see how many times you can piss on one!
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on June 26, 2019, 09:27:02 PM
>I don't know much about how stuff like this works and I need as much as I can get. Anyone know much about how this works?

I am pleased you asked...Move to Dusty Village, North Dakota and you can get 50 bucks a shot and a repeat customer.
They have barn cats that will watch the action too.  Think toothless when in a ruthless town.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: franksolich on June 26, 2019, 09:34:02 PM
I knew it'd be a mistake, when she went back to Tucson in pursuit of her old boyfriend who didn't want her.

She should've stayed in Joplin, being cared for and mentored to by her two sisters.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: miskie on June 27, 2019, 06:32:20 AM
Lady Freeloader Returns. That is all.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: dane on June 27, 2019, 07:23:10 AM
I knew it'd be a mistake, when she went back to Tucson in pursuit of her old boyfriend who didn't want her.

She should've stayed in Joplin, being cared for and mentored to by her two sisters.

She recently posted that her 'ex' paid the rent, but she used the singular as if there has been only one 'ex'.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181227222
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8. Alone, save for my ex. Bad enough I had to borrow money from him to pay this month's rent.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: fatboy on June 27, 2019, 07:24:54 AM
I ask the question: What's a few bux when you live in a custom Town Home with a Southwestern flair, a place that is conveniently located between the train and bus stations, a space that is furnished with hand-selected antique's and a fully stocked wine rack?

Is it possible that the pool water has turned cloudy with a hint of algae, the high speed FO cable line severed, the AC is on the fritz and the valet car parkers have all gone on strike?

On reflection, I think that LFR needs to take a small vacation, may I suggest Wichita?
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: Zathras on June 27, 2019, 08:36:11 AM
Looks like the new "you tube vlog business" is not raking in the subscribers/money.

Well, when you only have 9 subscribers to your pathetic YouTube channel, you don't get any revenue for clicks.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: 67 Rover on June 27, 2019, 03:11:56 PM
Well, when you only have 9 subscribers to your pathetic YouTube channel, you don't get any revenue for clicks.

I hear Reporting San Diego is looking for new investors/owners.  :-)
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 27, 2019, 04:07:02 PM
I hear Reporting San Diego is looking for new investors/owners.  :-)
A merger on the scale of time and Warner!
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 27, 2019, 08:58:50 PM
A merger on the scale of time and Warner!

Sears & Roebuck.  Smith and Wesson.  Bert and Ernie.  That freaking huge.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 28, 2019, 08:29:19 PM
Wow. She got $545 so far.  Buys a lot of ass paper. 

https://www.gofundme.com/f/4gyf5q-help-keep-home?rcid=r01-155674573586-ee461e30070e46b8&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_m

Therapy cat probably died of starvation or escaped into the desert where it would have a better chance of living.

So people gave this **** $545 bucks!   :mental:.  If I was not an old person trying to get into heaven now I could/would scam the dummies out of every penny they have.

Maybe we should come up with a really good sob story, post it at DU, get a bunch of money and donate it to churches. At least it would get used for something positive.

Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 28, 2019, 09:21:12 PM
Wow. She got $545 so far.  Buys a lot of ass paper. 

https://www.gofundme.com/f/4gyf5q-help-keep-home?rcid=r01-155674573586-ee461e30070e46b8&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_m

Therapy cat probably died of starvation or escaped into the desert where it would have a better chance of living.

So people gave this **** $545 bucks!   :mental:.  If I was not an old person trying to get into heaven now I could/would scam the dummies out of every penny they have.

Maybe we should come up with a really good sob story, post it at DU, get a bunch of money and donate it to churches. At least it would get used for something positive.
Pretend you're gay and fake a disease, the template is proven to work well over there
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: Delmar on June 29, 2019, 12:13:04 PM
She may be going through a rough patch right now but she's been down before and bounced back.  It's kind of off topic, but I came across this cached version of a 2013 LFR thread about a tornado.  A lot of funny exchanges in this thread.  Bonus Nadin cameo.

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:PT37qCSL9vMJ:https://www.democraticunderground.com/10022933971+&cd=23&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

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Jun 2013
Lady Freedom Returns
71. You WANT to know my credentials? I'll give them!
The city of Joplin come to mind?

That is my credentials. I lost my home, some friends. I lost my two babies, my puppies babies.

My baby sister had to be medevac to Springfield because she, even though not in the direct path, was hurt. She ran out of her place of business, where she was safe to make some neighborhood kids into the restaurant. As she was pushing them throw the door, two little pebbles hit her like bullets from a gun. One scraped her heart, the other embedded in her lung.

I just moved into a nice place not a week before that was 6 blocks away from St. John's Hospital. The first siren went off and we took the dogs and ourselves to the basement. Then some time passes and we hear the second blast. I lived there for 33 years at that point and the second blast was always all clear. Well not this time.

We came out, let the dogs play in the yard. We saw that the electric was out so we could not see the reports. We heard a strange sound like someone was strangling a huge duck. They say it was from the sirens because of s sudden power blast from the power blast due to the tornado ripping out the power lines. I stepped out and saw it. I was a deer in the headlights. My SO was fast enough, and strong enough to pick me up, get back down to the basement, place me behind the washer and dryer (I still have no idea how he moved them so fast).

We came out and saw our new little rental a pill of rubble. That was the start of the nightmares.

So? Happy now. Thanks for making this up to the forefront of my mind for me. I have been fight with it since I saw Moore on the news. But hey, who needs a peace of mind? Or the ability to sleep or eat?
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Jun 2013
Lady Freedom Returns
68. I am a surviver or the Joplin Mo EF-5 tornado.
I lost my home, some friends, even my two puppy babies. So I know.

ADD) HELL I came close to losing my baby sister! So Yeah I KNOW what a tornado will do!
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Jun 2013
Lady Freedom Returns
72. I saw the after effect first hand. I saw the blood.
I lost more than you have. I lost my piece of mind. I lost faith. I have had to fight with the nightmares.

Have you?
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Jun 2013
Lady Freedom Returns
75. You are just out to hurt me.
I worked for KODE for 5 years. I went out with the Meteorologist, even did some chasing for some nice pay.
Then I wet threw hell.

But you are out to call me a liar. You are out to drag up bad memories to cause hurt.

I will not answer you any more. I an adding you to my ignore list.

It is wrong to cause pain for ones own enjoyment.
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Jun 2013
nadinbrzezinski
46. Some of us do, including the very much at danger of going extinct
California Condor. I luuuve it how much you guys discount anything...as long as you get yer morning coffee.

And the best part...there are wind solutions that don't kill bats, or birds and don't have blades.

Why look at that shit? It's anti wind I tell ya!!! If you are Siemens...you are correct..they really don't want you to look at that.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: FlippyDoo on June 29, 2019, 01:39:15 PM
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Jun 2013
nadinbrzezinski
46. Some of us do, including the very much at danger of going extinct
California Condor. I luuuve it how much you guys discount anything...as long as you get yer morning coffee.

And the best part...there are wind solutions that don't kill bats, or birds and don't have blades.

Why look at that shit? It's anti wind I tell ya!!! If you are Siemens...you are correct..they really don't want you to look at that.

Ole nadin, the gift that kept on giving. I remember her screeds about the villainous wind-mills and their seeker missile blades of death.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on June 29, 2019, 09:22:32 PM
Dear LFR, my Alter Boy nephew says ...

You call me freaky, you call me sick,
I like you sticky, I like you big!
I hate you skinny, I hate you flat,
Don't need you mini, I like you fat!
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 30, 2019, 06:59:20 AM
Dear LFR, my Alter Boy nephew says ...

You call me freaky, you call me sick,
I like you sticky, I like you big!
I hate you skinny, I hate you flat,
Don't need you mini, I like you fat!
Alright sir, how much have you had this evening?
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: tikibarted on July 01, 2019, 05:15:26 AM
Whatever happened to Chief Running Nylons?

Wasn't she dating some Papago from the casino?
Title: Re: Lady Freedom needs cash
Post by: franksolich on July 01, 2019, 07:12:40 AM
A couple of fish nibble, with these responses.


When I discovered I had some surplus cash at the end of the month, and didn't need anything, I almost bit, sending Amber something.

But then the Democrat presidential debates were held, and I was most impressed by Marianne Williamson.

However, as she's one of the minor candidates, she's likely to be dropped as the field is narrowed down, unless she meets certain fund-raising goals.  I'd like to keep her in the debates as long as possible.

So alas for Amber.

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