My God. I am embarrassed as Hell.
Strain as I can, I just can't get anything written about the #03 Top DUmmie of 2016, who's reasonably new to the DUmpster. She was nominated for top DUmmiehood two years ago based upon her pathetic attempts to play "black," but didn't get anywhere in the selection.
She became somewhat more vociferous this year; in addition to her usual "I identify as black" claptrap, there was the bitter contest between Messalina Agrippina and the sourassed sourpuss hoary old Methuselah for the Democrat nomination for president.
But seriously, nothing stands out.
Anyway, congratulations to Carol Ann, the "sheshe2" primitive, who's 64 years old, lives in central Massachusetts, and is as lily-white as franksolich.
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