Another staple of the DUmp: Internet tough guys talking about how they're going to start their own Revolution here in the US (Though if their demented goals ever came even close to fruition, it wouldn't look like the American Revolution, it would look like the French Revolution: An uncontrolled explosion of lawlessness and savagery leading to complete anarchy, from which a true tyrant would eventually seize control), yet conspicuously not inspiring any sort of fear from any conservative American in their right mind.
The thread contains a couple other features that are typical for these innumerable "Revolution" threads:
1. Expressing open hatred for Americans in general, typical liberal elitism. ""The revolution" will come when greasy salty foods are no longer on the menu and the toilet doesn't flush. Only an existential challenge to the gulp-and-shit lifestyle of America will make people perk up from their state of passive domestication... And even then it will only be an effort to return to that lifestyle.", "Once Americans are deprived of their "rights" to ever more outlandish cars, 700 feet tv sets and gadgets galore; that is when the revolution will begin." "A distinct lack of education, and i do not merely mean the ability to read and write with a certain amount of accuracy, as it is to comprehend the subject matter being presented." News flash: Openly insulting the American people as a whole is not exactly a good way to get them on your side. btw, for the DUmmy complaining about how supposedly uneducated Americans are, try blaming the liberal- run school system that ignores teaching the three R's in favor of teaching the three S's (Sex ed, self- esteem, and "Social justice"), bans classic works of literature (i.e. 'To Kill a Mockingbird,' 'The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn') from school libraries on the grounds that someone might find them offensive, and limits its teachings on history (Especially American history) to an incredibly distorted and skewed version of history that can be used to encourage liberal views and identity politics. Try blaming the public school teachers' unions that care a great deal more about increasingly fatter paychecks with no accountability for their members and protecting the child- molestors within their ranks from any kind of punishment than they do about making sure kids get a good education. You liberals created the monster that is the current American education system, now you complain about its failures.
2. Not- so- subtly promoting violence against those who would disagree with/ oppose your supposedly glorious revolution. "I'll be there brother. You and I will never meet. But I'll see some to their graves." As others here have said, bring it.
Oh, and here are a few particularly amusing tidbits from the DUmmies:
" Unfortunately anyone familiar with history will note that major revolutions such as France, Russia and even here, began with the intellectuals and intelligentsia."
The "Intellectuals and intelligentsia" who supported the French Revolution all either fled when they realized it had gotten out of hand (i.e. Thomas Paine), or were themselves sent to the guillotine by the very same rabid mobs that they had stirred up but soon lost the ability to control (i.e. Robespierre).
"Unfortunately we lack those today; instead we have Limbaugh and Beck."
I notice that you conveniently refrain from mentioning far- left media pundits that are nothing more than liberal versions of Limbaugh and Beck.
"We'll need to get the military and police on our side."
LOL! You mean the same military that you DUmmies and liberals in general shower with such terms of endearment as "Mercenaries," "Thugs," "Nazis," "Fascists," "War criminals," and "Baby killers"? You mean the same police that you DUmmies and liberals in general regularly refer to as "Pigs," incite hatred against with your Internet posts, and deliberately pick fights with at your repulsive protests? Oh yeah, you should have no problem getting them on your side! Freaking imbecile.
"Perhaps enough of our fathers, and brothers can be swayed by familial ties..."
That one's almost as amusing. The DUmp is filled with threads (Especially around Christmas and Thanksgiving, and immediately following any election that you lose) in which the DUmmies talk about how they've completely severed ties with any conservative (Or even just insufficiently- liberal) relatives they have, or at least become extremely estranged from them. "Familial ties" mean nothing to the DUmmies compared to their rabid obsessions with far- left politics.