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Offline BEG

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Tess
« on: February 29, 2012, 04:26:04 PM »
I see you. Reintroduce yourself!

Tess is yet another hot friend of mine who a lot of you here already know.

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Re: Tess
« Reply #1 on: February 29, 2012, 04:32:11 PM »
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Male to Female Ratio:   2.6:1

Doing your best to change this board stat, aren't you?   :cheersmate:

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Re: Tess
« Reply #2 on: February 29, 2012, 04:36:47 PM »
Doing your best to change this board stat, aren't you?   :cheersmate:

Just trying to give you boys some options.

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Re: Tess
« Reply #3 on: February 29, 2012, 04:39:45 PM »
I'm so hot I can't even show my real picture!  HAHA!  I was going to re-register as "sexybitch" but I thought it would send the wrong message.

It's been FOREVER!!!!

Still in the midwest.

Still married. HAHA!

Still own my company.

Still have 4 kids....but they are older now.

Still a smartass and am a very complicated woman.  Understand me, if you dare!

What else????

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Re: Tess
« Reply #4 on: February 29, 2012, 05:13:45 PM »
BEG,  :-*  Love ya!

Tess, I think I know what your name was in the past . . .

And, welcome back!
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

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Chase her.
Chase her even when she's yours.
That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.

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Re: Tess
« Reply #5 on: February 29, 2012, 06:05:15 PM »
BEG,  :-*  Love ya!

Tess, I think I know what your name was in the past . . .

And, welcome back!

You know my past....?  :tongue: :cheersmate: :naughty:
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Re: Tess
« Reply #6 on: February 29, 2012, 06:19:31 PM »
You know my past....?  :tongue: :cheersmate: :naughty:

I have my . . . ways . . .  :whistling: :tongue:
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
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Re: Tess
« Reply #7 on: February 29, 2012, 06:30:39 PM »
I love ...  ways...  :-)
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Re: Tess
« Reply #8 on: February 29, 2012, 08:24:05 PM »
Howdy hon!!!!!
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

Spread my work ethic, not my wealth.

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No, my friends, there’s only one really progressive idea. And that is the idea of legally limiting the power of the government. That one genuinely liberal, genuinely progressive idea — the Why in 1776, the How in 1787 — is what needs to be conserved. We need to conserve that fundamentally liberal idea. That is why we are conservatives. --Bill Whittle

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Re: Tess
« Reply #9 on: February 29, 2012, 08:38:47 PM »
Wow.... great to see you Tess! xox
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Re: Tess
« Reply #10 on: February 29, 2012, 09:07:32 PM »
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill.

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Re: Tess
« Reply #11 on: February 29, 2012, 09:08:48 PM »
Wow.... great to see you Tess! xox

It's great to be seen!  BTW, miss BEG informed me that we must must must go visit her for a girlsgonewild weekend.   :naughty:

I'm all over that like whiteonrice!
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Re: Tess
« Reply #12 on: February 29, 2012, 09:17:17 PM »
It's great to be seen!  BTW, miss BEG informed me that we must must must go visit her for a girlsgonewild weekend.   :naughty:

I'm all over that like whiteonrice!

 That would be fun, I may need to get a paper route so I can afford a weekend like that!
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Re: Tess
« Reply #13 on: February 29, 2012, 09:21:44 PM »
That would be fun, I may need to get a paper route so I can afford a weekend like that!

I'll be your sugar mama.    :naughty:
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Re: Tess
« Reply #14 on: February 29, 2012, 09:23:39 PM »
I'll be your sugar mama.    :naughty:

You have always been there for me, poking me for better or worse, for richer or poorer.... :p
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Re: Tess
« Reply #15 on: February 29, 2012, 10:43:41 PM »
Well I'm going to go as well so there :whistling:, hi Tess  :tongue:

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Re: Tess
« Reply #16 on: February 29, 2012, 11:40:20 PM »
Welcome, Again(?), Tess !
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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Re: Tess
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2012, 05:10:16 AM »
Hi tess!  I wanna go to Disney with you!

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Re: Tess
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2012, 08:54:24 AM »
Hi tess!  I wanna go to Disney with you!

Me too :cheersmate:

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Re: Tess
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2012, 09:39:23 AM »
Welcome, Tess! Wow -- our lucky day, eh? Two hawt babes sign up and, dare I presume, join the Sex and Booze Crowd.

I'm just an innocent bystander......
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Re: Tess
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2012, 04:28:07 PM »
Welcome, Tess! Wow -- our lucky day, eh? Two hawt babes sign up and, dare I presume, join the Sex and Booze Crowd.

I'm just an innocent bystander......
How innocent ?
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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Re: Tess
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2012, 04:45:40 PM »
Adams E2 Euphonium, built in 2017
Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
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Re: Tess
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2012, 05:18:23 PM »
Gratuitous Pictures

mentink by tesamore, on Flickr


menpayne by tesamore, on Flickr


menmickey by tesamore, on Flickr


menjo by tesamore, on Flickr


meng by tesamore, on Flickr


mendragon by tesamore, on Flickr

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Re: Tess
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2012, 06:39:44 PM »
Hi gorgeousness. *kissssssss*
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Re: Tess
« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2012, 10:42:54 AM »
Hey Disney Queen!! Good to see you back!
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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