The wind is blowing 20-40 mph outside, my cilantro almost died, AND the Dollar General closest to me CLOSED!!
Be glad you aren't in the DFdub. 50+gust blew down an oak tree, snapping power line poles. The lights weren't even blink blink blinking. There.Were.No.TRAFFIC SIGNALS!!!!!eleventy11!!!!!
I fear the end is upon us.
eta: I still have live cilantro, though.