OK, I'll play! My sister in law is a FREAK about seasonal decorating. She'll go out and clean everybody out at the clearance sales. So at Thanksgiving, she asks if I could do anything with a bunch of 4' trees she got for a song. She bought them, then realized she has skinny windowsills. I do not. So, I have a tree like this
in each window. I went to Dollar stores and loaded up on cheap unbreakable ornaments, so the whole project cost very little, and it looks all stately and manor-esque. Frikkin 1%er. (Not really).