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Offline DixieBelle

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Political Humor
« on: January 26, 2010, 12:11:45 PM »
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.     
>  We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. 
>  **********************                             
>                                                       
>  America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a   
>  Halloween mask.                                     
>  **********************                             
>                                                       
>  Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value   
>  Meal?                                               
>                                                       
>  A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you   
>  has to pay for it.                                 
>  **********************                             
>                                                       
>  Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a         
>  convicted felon?                                   
>                                                       
>  A: A fund raiser..                                 
>  **********************                             
>                                                       
>  Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and
>  a penitentiary?                                     
>                                                       
>  A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and 
>  threats to society.                                 
>  The other is for housing prisoners.                 
>  **********************                             
>                                                       
>  If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the     
>  middle of the ocean and It started to sink, who     
>  would be saved? ....                               
>                                                       
>                                                       
>                                                       
>  America !                                           
>  **********************                             
>                                                       
>  If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time   
>  she'll have a beard!                               
>  **********************                             
>                                                       
>  Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, 
>  Bo?                                                 
>                                                       
>  A: Bo has papers..                                 
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

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