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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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PCIntern janitor spins another office bouncy
« on: January 11, 2014, 12:09:20 PM »
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Well, just when you think you've heard everything...


I have alluded to the few Tea Partiers in my practice over the years. They've been kind of quiet here since the re-election of their nemesis, BHO, but yesterday, the bombardment began again:

"Did you hear about the poisoning of water from the chemical plant? It was the White House operatives who caused the leak in order to distract from Benghazi."

Stunned, I replied in a whisper, "I have no doubt..." She thought I was agreeing with her...in my brain I finished the sentence, "...that you are insane."

I recemented her crown and dismissed her promptly...

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Re: PCIntern janitor spins another office bouncy
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2014, 12:24:39 PM »
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"Did you hear about the poisoning of water from the chemical plant? It was the White House operatives who caused the leak in order to distract from Benghazi."

I thought only us teabaggers were the ones who want dirty water for our children and grandchildren... :fuelfire:
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Re: PCIntern janitor spins another office bouncy
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2014, 12:49:35 PM »
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Response to PCIntern (Original post)Sat Jan 11, 2014, 07:17 AM
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1. I think she drank from the water and it had an unusual adverse...

...reaction!

I thought that Benghazi thing was pretty much destroyed by now? Didn't some recent revelations prove it was nothing? Good lord there's so many different tentacles to keep up with in the world-gone-Right that it strains your mental sanity just to try.

DUmmy Shandris deserves to have its teeth kicked down its throat for that one.
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Re: PCIntern janitor spins another office bouncy
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2014, 12:50:14 PM »
That's a clown story, bro. 

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Re: PCIntern janitor spins another office bouncy
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2014, 01:07:22 PM »
Like the Academy Awards for things like lighting or catering, perhaps it's time for a bouncie of the year award.  Sadly, the janitor would never even get nominated.

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Re: PCIntern janitor spins another office bouncy
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2014, 01:50:02 PM »
Bad Bouncy DUmbass. If you had started with "So'''" and threw in the fiasco of Obama Care or the terrible jobs report then it could have been a bit less insane. I could have awarded a bong for style or democrat daily talking points as is....

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Re: PCIntern janitor spins another office bouncy
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2014, 05:36:01 PM »
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2. The paranoid cannot be dissuaded by facts or reason.

It's better to just minimize your exposure. It sounds as though she's mentally I'll.

Dummies know mental illness... particularly paranoia...  I'll give them credit for that.  :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: PCIntern janitor spins another office bouncy
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2014, 08:17:06 PM »
So.   Fooking.   Lame.

Bouncies are supposed to be entertaining.  That just sucked.
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