What would it take to make UGP happy?
I've been reading screed after pathetic screed from UGP for 10 years. I've never seen the thing happy.
UGP thinks it's a male cat trapped in a female human body. The thing has had body-destroying surgery.
It has never worked for anything in it's life. UGP has never, ever learned the satisfaction that comes from starting something, working really hard, making mistakes, starting over, and then completing it.
Has UGP ever done anything for or by itself? I can't think of a single thing.