Obama/Romney Debate from ABC News:
George Stephanopoulos: Welcome to the 1st Presidential Debate, I'd like to introduce the panel, 1st we have Brian Ross, then we have Diane Sawyer. Here are the debate rules, President Obama will get 2 minutes to answer a question and Governor Romney will get 30 seconds to answer a question, for rebuttals President Obama will get 1 minute, Mitt Romney will get 15 seconds.
Now to the questions
George Stephanopoulos:-Mr. President, that's a very nice tie you're wearing, did your wife purchase it for you?
President Obama: Yes George she did, she umm umm umm went to Target and picked this umm umm umm out for me, oh wait, she didn't go to umm umm umm Target, I forgot they don't provide same sex benefits, she umm umm umm bought it at the Obama Campaign Store
George Stephanopoulos: Governor Romney, do you like President Obama's tie?
Governor Romney: Yes George it's a nice tie, but I was hoping..............
George Stephanopoulos: Times up Governor, Diane Sawyer will ask the Governor a question
Diane Sawyer: Thank You George, Governor Romney please tell us why you feel entitled to take the job of Presidency from a Black Man?
Governor Romney: I want to take the job of President, it really shouldn't matter what color the person in the position is.........
Diane Sawyer: Times up Governor, President Obama, before you start your rebuttal I just need to say how much I adore you
President Obama: Why thank you umm umm umm Debbie <cue Obama smile here> you look like you're blushing Debbie umm umm umm, and may I say you all look so good up there on the panel
Audience: Rousing applause and standing ovation
Diane Sawyer: Thank you Mr. President, now Brian Ross to ask the next question
Brian Ross: Mr. President, what do you think of the Tea Party?
President Obama: Well Brian, I umm umm umm have to say I like it, I'm partial to green tea but I've also had regular tea and I umm umm umm like that taste too <cue Obama smile here>
George Stephanopoulos: He's just so adorable isn't he?
Brian Ross: Governor your rebuttal
Governor Romney: Are you guys serious? ties and tea? anyone care about the economy?
George Stephanopoulos: Governor, you don't have to be so rude
Governor Romney: Rude? talking about issues important to Americans is rude?
Diane Sawyer: Yes it is Governor
President Obama: Thank You Debbie <cue Obama smile here>
George Stephanopoulos: I think he likes you Debbie, now onto the next question to Governor Romney, Governor why won't you release more of your tax returns?
Governor Romney: Because the issue isn't taxes, it's class warfare, and I'm doing the same thing past Presidents have done, ask the President why he won't release his College Transcripts and Health Records
George Stephanopoulos: Absolutely not Governor, this forum isn't to talk about the issues, we don't want to make President Obama look foolish
President Obama: Thank You George <cue Obama smile here>
George Stephanopoulos: Well OK, the debate is over, thank you Mr. President, yeah, and thank you Governor