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Title: Omigod. Melania's latest hat must be in support of UFOs.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on June 05, 2019, 01:16:14 PM
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Baitball Blogger (31,543 posts)


Omigod. Melania's latest hat must be in support of UFOs.

 
It looks like a round, alien saucer. Please, someone get a screen cap for us.

DUmmies try to throw shade on Melania about the clothes she wears. It is typical DUmmie fare until this post:
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smirkymonkey (41,526 posts)

39. OMG, that is horrible!

And it looks terrible on her! Also, what is with her and the belts? They are not flattering to many people and definitely not to her. She is too short waisted for them.

Really DUmmie, really? Did you forget who inspired the phrase "boob-belt"?
(http://www.maggiesnotebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Boob_Belt_1-300x198.jpg)
(http://www.noisyroom.net/blog/fever1.jpg)
Title: Re: Omigod. Melania's latest hat must be in support of UFOs.
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on June 05, 2019, 01:30:20 PM
Seriously?
Have they forgotten the hideous fashion sense that Moo- chelle constantly demonstrated as First Lady?
From her hideous black and red dress at Barack's 2008 election victory party that made her look like an enormous Black Widow spider (Note for any lurking DUmmies, that was NOT meant to be a dig at her race, it was because the coloring of that dress really did look like the coloring on that kind of spider), to a wide variety of dresses that appear to have been stolen from a Motel 6 somewhere (i.e. One butt- ugly dress of hers I remember looked like the sort of uniform dress that the maids in those motels wear, another appeared to be cobbled from stolen shower curtains from one of those motels, etc.), and a multitude of other fashion misses in between.
Title: Re: Omigod. Melania's latest hat must be in support of UFOs.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 05, 2019, 01:58:34 PM
Could you image a fashion show of DUmp clowns?

The horror... :puke: :spork:
Title: Re: Omigod. Melania's latest hat must be in support of UFOs.
Post by: SVPete on June 05, 2019, 02:19:23 PM
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(https://whatyouthoughtiwentaway.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/big-fat-ass-michelle-obama-38488065044-260x300.jpg)
Title: Re: Omigod. Melania's latest hat must be in support of UFOs.
Post by: jukin on June 06, 2019, 09:53:59 AM
To the really really really stupid DUmmys, Melania's hat was a reference to the WWI and WWII English helmets.  I know that you are too dumb to tie your own shoes and are never afraid to demonstrate it to the world.  You really ought to just STFD and STFU.


As to the boob belt?  Are you ****ing kidding me??!!!??.  Big Mike was famous for it.  ANd Mike looked like well.. a man. Probably because he was one.
Title: Re: Omigod. Melania's latest hat must be in support of UFOs.
Post by: SVPete on June 06, 2019, 10:58:46 AM
The "famous" picture of Mooch-chelle looks to me like a very unfortunate confluence of her very personal hygiene, a dress that was too tight, and personal staff too scared of her to say something about it to her. IOW, I think a less tight dress and/or a pair of scissors could have fixed the problem. Mooch-chelle's choices of clothes often ranged between inappropriate and eyesore.
Title: Re: Omigod. Melania's latest hat must be in support of UFOs.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 06, 2019, 11:05:24 AM
(https://www.blogmocracy.com/wp-content/uploads/Frederica-Williams-Candidate-for-the-Idiot-Wind-Award-2017.gif)
Title: Re: Omigod. Melania's latest hat must be in support of UFOs.
Post by: SVPete on June 06, 2019, 02:25:50 PM
(https://www.blogmocracy.com/wp-content/uploads/Frederica-Williams-Candidate-for-the-Idiot-Wind-Award-2017.gif)

 :bow: :hi5:
Title: Re: Omigod. Melania's latest hat must be in support of UFOs.
Post by: FlaGator on June 06, 2019, 06:15:10 PM
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/08/17/00/434D456700000578-4797540-image-a-36_1502925313422.jpg)
Title: Re: Omigod. Melania's latest hat must be in support of UFOs.
Post by: SVPete on June 06, 2019, 07:03:03 PM
Is that Lady Diana?
Title: Re: Omigod. Melania's latest hat must be in support of UFOs.
Post by: FlaGator on June 07, 2019, 02:59:29 AM
Is that Lady Diana?

yes
Title: Re: Omigod. Melania's latest hat must be in support of UFOs.
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on June 07, 2019, 05:26:30 AM


(https://whatyouthoughtiwentaway.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/big-fat-ass-michelle-obama-38488065044-260x300.jpg)

LMAO! H5!
That's the dress I was referring to in my previous post, that made her look like a Motel 6 maid.
Title: Re: Omigod. Melania's latest hat must be in support of UFOs.
Post by: SVPete on June 07, 2019, 08:30:36 AM
yes

From what I've read - not a lot, I'm not a fashionista - Melania included a bit of symbolism in some of the outfits for which she has been criticized (by people who would criticize anything she wore or did). This hat was a small tribute to Lady Di. Another outfit which was criticized as looking like an airline flight attendant's uniform was a match of a top from a British designer and a skirt from an American designer, symbolizing US-UK alliance.

What POs DU-grade Progs is that Melania could make a burlap sack look elegant, effortlessly, and makes Mooch-chelle look like a bovine parvenu, also effortlessly.
Title: Re: Omigod. Melania's latest hat must be in support of UFOs.
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 07, 2019, 03:56:10 PM
Or maybe clintons fat ass with a wet fart showing! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :-) :-) :-) :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f0/48/e3/f048e3e33233b116c54afaa1f7946a42--chat-post-tumblr-stuff.jpg)