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Re: It's official! Pope Francis announces 2015 visit to US
« Reply #25 on: December 15, 2014, 11:46:14 PM »
After the Baptist minister concluded his remarks about the evils of alcohol and how every bit of it should be taken to the river and dumped in, he called upon his music minister to lead the congregation in song.
At which point the music minister asked the congregation to join him in a rousing rendition of...Shall We Gather At The River.
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Re: It's official! Pope Francis announces 2015 visit to US
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2014, 12:10:45 AM »
Ok lets tell some religious jokes.

Man saw a kid selling kittens, he was shouting, "Baptist kittens for sale, Baptist kittens for sale." He took a look at them. Next day man saw the same kid selling kittens. He was shouting, "Methodist kittens for sale. Methodist kittens for sale." Man took a look at the kittens and asked the boy, "Aren't those the same kittens you were trying to sale yesterday?" Kid answered, "Yes sir." Man asked the kid what the difference was between yesterday and today. The kid answered, "Well today they have their eyes open."
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Re: It's official! Pope Francis announces 2015 visit to US
« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2014, 08:54:18 AM »
Hi Terry, glad you are here.

I used another name on one of those forums that I called, "gay operative", a forum that promoted itself as a "CONSERVATIVE" forum but allowed liberals to overrun at times. The powers that be on there allowed bigots to draw you into arguments then dropped the hammer on you.  :rant:

I hope to read more from you here.

For those here that are unfamiliar with Terry, he has very strong beliefs and opinions BUT is a VERY STRONG CONSERVATIVE.

Again, nice to see you Terry.
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If Terry is who I think that he is, you are correct.

One has to go to a REAL Conservative site to get away from such PC liberal/commie/democrat coddling mods, huh? Especially the mods that go out of their way to break their own rules against Conservative posters just so they can ban them when they call them out on it. They should work for the DNC.
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