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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2014, 01:40:00 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 09, 2014, 01:31:44 PM
This sort of thing's right up her alley.
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2014, 01:52:20 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 09, 2014, 01:31:44 PM
Right.  This sort of thing's right up her alley.

Well, the "toys" were up someone's "alley" . . . :runaway: :whistling:
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2014, 02:09:54 PM »
Trying to get rid of his pet gerbils?
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2014, 02:12:05 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 09, 2014, 01:31:44 PM
Right.  This sort of thing's right up her alley.

Well played!

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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2014, 02:13:31 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on September 09, 2014, 02:12:05 PM
Well played!

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I don't get it.

Really.

Did I make a funny, and not know it?
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2014, 02:20:20 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 09, 2014, 02:13:31 PM
I don't get it.

Really.

Did I make a funny, and not know it?

Deadpan humor- my favorite kind!
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2014, 02:22:18 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 09, 2014, 02:13:31 PM
I don't get it.

Really.

Did I make a funny, and not know it?

I would say 'yes.' :naughty:
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2014, 02:30:36 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 09, 2014, 12:57:54 PM
How old, crude or used do sex toys have to be to be considered "vintage"?

I will bet you a shot and a beer very old items go back 4,000 + years and were used in some kind of religious rite.  Made of wood or stone for some kind of a fertility rite.

May still be used today in the out backs of Africa or Asia, original use may have been to prepare virgins for sex and coming woman hood, to reproduce and help build society and make new warriors to protect their clan-tribe . 

I find it difficult to relate to this as  a sex toy for a male.   But then, some males have some very odd sex practices, not for religious rites but for some kind of self enjoyment.    Yes I have heard about the Asian string of pearls.

    As far as I know we have yet to find light bulbs in the Butts  of woman,  we do find all kinds of stuff in the VJ, drugs, guns, class rings and money.

Vintage sex toys, those over 150 years old will in some communities bring in some big money, However those dildo's that are of the sort to look like they have been cut are rip offs of the valuable ancient thing and needs to be evaluated by an expert.

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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2014, 02:42:12 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 09, 2014, 02:22:18 PM
I would say 'yes.' :naughty:

Well, when I was writing that, I "saw" the "image," in my head, of Judy grasswire, pulling that little red wagon behind her, slowly walking through an alley checking out the stuff people left out for the garbageman.

It never occurred to me to think of "up her alley" as anything other than that.
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2014, 05:20:00 PM »
Take all the sex toys along with any empty booze bottles and beer cans and dump them all out on a friends yard very late some Saturday night.  Sunday morning--Punked!
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2014, 05:30:16 PM »
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #36 on: September 09, 2014, 05:58:01 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on September 09, 2014, 05:20:00 PM
Take all the sex toys along with any empty booze bottles and beer cans and dump them all out on a friends yard very late some Saturday night.  Sunday morning--Punked!

Didn't someone play that prank on Poor, Poor, Pitiful Pitt once?


No, those sex toys and empty bottles were his. Mrs Pittiful threw his shit out on the lawn the last time they had a fight.
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #37 on: September 09, 2014, 05:59:09 PM »
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #38 on: September 09, 2014, 06:36:30 PM »
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #39 on: September 09, 2014, 06:42:58 PM »
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Sincerely, need advice on how to sell vintage dildos

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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #40 on: September 09, 2014, 06:53:58 PM »
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #41 on: September 09, 2014, 08:11:49 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 09, 2014, 07:08:12 AM
I mean, really.

If I came upon anything that had been inserted into another person's private parts, I'd don a triple-thick pair of rubber gloves, put it into a box, and ship it off to a nuclear-waste facility.

You don't suppose a vintage toy has anything to do with DUmmy Lu's absence from the cooking group, do you?
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #42 on: September 09, 2014, 08:23:37 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 09, 2014, 08:11:49 PM
You don't suppose a vintage toy has anything to do with DUmmy Lu's absence from the cooking group, do you?

No, I still think that's a plain old ordinary run-of-the-mill case of hookworm there.
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #43 on: September 09, 2014, 09:26:03 PM »
Selling used rectal appliances is probably illegal in many states. 
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #44 on: September 09, 2014, 09:33:08 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 09, 2014, 09:26:03 PM
Selling used rectal appliances is probably illegal in many states.

If it isn't, it should be.
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #45 on: September 09, 2014, 09:38:31 PM »
Who would buy used sex toys?  The mind boggles.
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #46 on: September 09, 2014, 09:39:29 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 09, 2014, 09:38:31 PM
Who would buy used sex toys?  The mind boggles.

I think that's a corollary to Rule 34.
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #47 on: September 09, 2014, 09:50:35 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 09, 2014, 09:33:08 PM
If it isn't, it should be.
Shoving stuff up your ass is the reason hospitals have those red 'Biohazard' disposal bins.
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #48 on: September 10, 2014, 05:14:02 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 09, 2014, 09:26:03 PM
Selling used rectal appliances is probably illegal in many states.

The ghey lobby would try to change that. :whistling:
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Re: primitive wants to get rid of "vintage" toys
« Reply #49 on: September 10, 2014, 05:55:23 AM »
*Gag*   Do everyone a favor and share them amongst yourselves, DUmpmonkies.  Hopefully, the 'end' will justify the means.
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