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Offline lastparker

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Banning Truck Nuts - yes, that would be "testicles"
« on: January 18, 2008, 11:29:34 AM »
This could go in so many places..... Comedy Zone..... Short Bus..... 2nd Amendment..... Anyway...

Delegate Lionel Spruill (D) of the 77th District in Virginia is proposing a bill to ban the use of "trailer hitch testicles".

First, I give you video of his press conference (can you believe this guy has a PhD?): (short commercial at the top)

http://www.wdbj7.com/global/video/popup/pop_player.asp?ClipID1=2090650&h1=NOTE%20CONTENT%3A%20Delegate%20Discusses%20Need%20for%20Bill%20to%20Ban%20Truck%20Testicle%20Accessory&vt1=v&at1=News&d1=122700&LaunchPageAdTag=News -

Now, I give you my favorite radio station's parody song:

http://82.165.149.221/download.aspx?a=DOWNLOAD&id=14908

(Hope the links work....I'm not that good at this stuff)
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Re: Banning Truck Nuts - yes, that would be "testicles"
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2008, 11:30:22 AM »
As stupid as they are, I say let them have them.

It helps us identify the idiots among us.
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Re: Banning Truck Nuts - yes, that would be "testicles"
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2008, 11:30:47 AM »
I see that my state's politicians have nothing better to do. *eyeroll*
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Re: Banning Truck Nuts - yes, that would be "testicles"
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2008, 11:35:46 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on January 18, 2008, 11:30:47 AM
I see that my state's politicians have nothing better to do. *eyeroll*

They're hard at work! They're figuring out which of our interstates have the most congestion so they can add tolls to them.  When they're not looking at Delegate Spruill's nuts.
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Re: Banning Truck Nuts - yes, that would be "testicles"
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2008, 01:54:38 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 18, 2008, 11:30:22 AM
As stupid as they are, I say let them have them.

It helps us identify the idiots among us.

Amen to that!
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Re: Banning Truck Nuts - yes, that would be "testicles"
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2008, 06:30:31 PM »
I'll be honest those things are pretty freaking disgusting.  That said; who gives a rats ass. 
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Re: Banning Truck Nuts - yes, that would be "testicles"
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2008, 07:16:11 PM »
So if the police remove the truck nuts, has the vehicle been "gelded?"
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Re: Banning Truck Nuts - yes, that would be "testicles"
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2008, 08:57:47 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on January 19, 2008, 07:16:11 PM
So if the police remove the truck nuts, has the vehicle been "gelded?"
Now that's just nuts!
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Re: Banning Truck Nuts - yes, that would be "testicles"
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2008, 09:44:26 PM »
Nuts should never be banned from vehicles.   :-)  :tongue:
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Re: Banning Truck Nuts - yes, that would be "testicles"
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2008, 10:11:06 PM »
They have a lot of balls to pull something like this.
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Re: Banning Truck Nuts - yes, that would be "testicles"
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2008, 01:49:27 AM »
It was probably some ball-less politician that had a case of envy that started all of this.
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Re: Banning Truck Nuts - yes, that would be "testicles"
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2008, 11:18:10 AM »
If I didn't know any better I'd say it was penis envy, but clearly they're nuts!
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