As the slandered bald dwarf said, "That be retardant."
That's got to be the greatest nadinism of all time. When she makes her triumphant return to guide the DUers on the path of enlightment Skinner really needs to adopt it as DU's official catch phrase. Just do away with that "the reality based community" bs.
I can picture T-shirts - DU: That be retardant.
Adult only T-shirts - DU: For f*cks face, that be retardant.
Survivalist T-shirts - Forgot the peanut butter for your boot? That be retardant.
Environmental T-shirts - Don't believe in climactic change? That be retardant.
The possibilities are endless.