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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #50 on: July 07, 2008, 10:58:34 AM »
*shudders*

I'm always "on alert" when I'm in someone else's home. Or country. Let's just say that trying to hold it for two weeks doesn't work in a third world country. Much to my dismay. :-)
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #51 on: July 07, 2008, 02:01:59 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 07, 2008, 10:56:58 AM
I am still scratching my head over the 'personal towel'..... I would hate to use his restroom and think I was drying my hands on his finishing towel.  :mental:

Or pat cool water on your face. (Damn. This towel reminds me of someone I once knew :naughty:)
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #52 on: July 07, 2008, 03:50:17 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 07, 2008, 02:01:59 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 07, 2008, 10:56:58 AM
I am still scratching my head over the 'personal towel'..... I would hate to use his restroom and think I was drying my hands on his finishing towel.  :mental:

Or pat cool water on your face. (Damn. This towel reminds me of someone I once knew :naughty:)

Er.... it smells like butt.  :uhsure:  :-)
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #53 on: July 07, 2008, 04:06:23 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 07, 2008, 03:50:17 PM
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 07, 2008, 02:01:59 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 07, 2008, 10:56:58 AM
I am still scratching my head over the 'personal towel'..... I would hate to use his restroom and think I was drying my hands on his finishing towel.  :mental:

Or pat cool water on your face. (Damn. This towel reminds me of someone I once knew :naughty:)

Er.... it smells like butt.  :uhsure:  :-)

Not so much to the rear. :whatever:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #54 on: July 07, 2008, 04:10:24 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 07, 2008, 04:06:23 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 07, 2008, 03:50:17 PM
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 07, 2008, 02:01:59 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 07, 2008, 10:56:58 AM
I am still scratching my head over the 'personal towel'..... I would hate to use his restroom and think I was drying my hands on his finishing towel.  :mental:

Or pat cool water on your face. (Damn. This towel reminds me of someone I once knew :naughty:)

Er.... it smells like butt.  :uhsure:  :-)

Not so much to the rear. :whatever:

I swear, the girl needs schoolin'  :rotf:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #55 on: July 07, 2008, 06:28:56 PM »
RE the loon's "personal towel":

Her nose is scrunched as if she smells something shitty...
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #56 on: July 07, 2008, 06:41:33 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on July 07, 2008, 06:28:56 PM
RE the loon's "personal towel":

Her nose is scrunched as if she smells something shitty...

 :lmao:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #57 on: July 07, 2008, 06:43:55 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on July 07, 2008, 06:28:56 PM
RE the loon's "personal towel":

Her nose is scrunched as if she smells something shitty...

Literacy is a good thing.  :evillaugh:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #58 on: July 07, 2008, 06:55:45 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 07, 2008, 06:43:55 PM
Literacy is a good thing.  :evillaugh:

Thank goodness it's color-coded.

She's purdy.  Does she come with the towel?
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #59 on: July 07, 2008, 06:58:07 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 07, 2008, 07:31:04 AM
I can relate.  OUCH!!!

I developed a minor case of hemmorhoids when I got my second motorcycle.  It went away after I changed sitting positions.

They don't teach you how to sit on a motorycle.  It's just one of those things you have to learn.  :(

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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #60 on: July 07, 2008, 06:58:56 PM »
Quote from: Chris on July 07, 2008, 06:55:45 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 07, 2008, 06:43:55 PM
Literacy is a good thing.  :evillaugh:

Thank goodness it's color-coded.

She's purdy.  Does she come with the towel?

If you go to the website with all "her" photos you'll find out "she" is a man.   :lmao:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #61 on: July 07, 2008, 07:01:35 PM »
Quote from: Chris on July 07, 2008, 06:58:07 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 07, 2008, 07:31:04 AM
I can relate.  OUCH!!!

I developed a minor case of hemmorhoids when I got my second motorcycle.  It went away after I changed sitting positions.

They don't teach you how to sit on a motorycle.  It's just one of those things you have to learn.  :(



I got mine squirrel hunting. I use to sit on a damp tree stump. Rocket J is my mortal enemy. :argh:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #62 on: July 07, 2008, 07:02:52 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 07, 2008, 07:01:35 PM
Quote from: Chris on July 07, 2008, 06:58:07 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 07, 2008, 07:31:04 AM
I can relate.  OUCH!!!

I developed a minor case of hemmorhoids when I got my second motorcycle.  It went away after I changed sitting positions.

They don't teach you how to sit on a motorycle.  It's just one of those things you have to learn.  :(



I got mine squirrel hunting. I use to sit on a damp tree stump. Rocket J is my mortal enemy. :argh:

I'm lucky.  My personality type will not allow 'roids.  Too tight.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #63 on: July 07, 2008, 07:03:47 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on July 07, 2008, 06:58:56 PM
Quote from: Chris on July 07, 2008, 06:55:45 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 07, 2008, 06:43:55 PM
Literacy is a good thing.  :evillaugh:

Thank goodness it's color-coded.

She's purdy.  Does she come with the towel?

If you go to the website with all "her" photos you'll find out "she" is a man.   :lmao:

Then it truely is a DUmmie. Looks like a woman but pee's standing up while sticking shit up its nose.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #64 on: July 07, 2008, 07:04:12 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on July 07, 2008, 06:58:56 PM
Quote from: Chris on July 07, 2008, 06:55:45 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 07, 2008, 06:43:55 PM
Literacy is a good thing.  :evillaugh:

Thank goodness it's color-coded.

She's purdy.  Does she come with the towel?

If you go to the website with all "her" photos you'll find out "she" is a man.   :lmao:

 :bawl:

Don't do that to me. 
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #65 on: July 07, 2008, 07:05:37 PM »
Quote from: Chris on July 07, 2008, 07:04:12 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on July 07, 2008, 06:58:56 PM
Quote from: Chris on July 07, 2008, 06:55:45 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 07, 2008, 06:43:55 PM
Literacy is a good thing.  :evillaugh:

Thank goodness it's color-coded.

She's purdy.  Does she come with the towel?

If you go to the website with all "her" photos you'll find out "she" is a man.   :lmao:

 :bawl:

Don't do that to me. 

I was KIDDING!   :innocent:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #66 on: July 08, 2008, 12:00:08 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 06, 2008, 08:55:21 PM

He said "I'm tired of living my life around my asshole". After having a single bout with one.... I know exactly what he meant.  :o

Oh, so, you are divorced also?
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #67 on: July 08, 2008, 12:09:01 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on July 08, 2008, 12:00:08 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 06, 2008, 08:55:21 PM

He said "I'm tired of living my life around my asshole". After having a single bout with one.... I know exactly what he meant.  :o

Oh, so, you are divorced also?

Oh that was good!  :lmao:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #68 on: July 08, 2008, 12:34:37 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 08, 2008, 12:09:01 PM
Quote from: Big Don on July 08, 2008, 12:00:08 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 06, 2008, 08:55:21 PM

He said "I'm tired of living my life around my asshole". After having a single bout with one.... I know exactly what he meant.  :o

Oh, so, you are divorced also?

Oh that was good!  :lmao:
A tad belated but, I will admit, it was brilliant.
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