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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2008, 08:20:15 PM »
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I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are,  :confused: :bump:

She has huge ***** lips.

Thanks. I was thinking too many cornholes. Being the DUmp and all. :thatsright:

I thought cornholes was a hairstyle.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cornhole+cowboy
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #26 on: July 06, 2008, 08:26:19 PM »
I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #27 on: July 06, 2008, 08:37:19 PM »
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #28 on: July 06, 2008, 08:42:48 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 06, 2008, 08:20:15 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on July 06, 2008, 08:16:56 PM
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 06, 2008, 08:12:11 PM
Quote from: BadCat on July 06, 2008, 07:29:53 PM
Quote from: Willow on July 06, 2008, 07:15:23 PM
I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are,  :confused: :bump:

She has huge ***** lips.

Thanks. I was thinking too many cornholes. Being the DUmp and all. :thatsright:

I thought cornholes was a hairstyle.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cornhole+cowboy

I guess I should stop telling people that sometimes my daughter puts her hair in cornholes. 
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #29 on: July 06, 2008, 08:45:19 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on July 06, 2008, 08:26:19 PM
I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
Thanks to you, I am ruined for life. I looked up hemorrhoids in Google, I didn't realize it was the image search!
I will never be the same ever again!      :asssmack: :bolt: :puke:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #30 on: July 06, 2008, 08:45:58 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on July 06, 2008, 08:42:48 PM
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 06, 2008, 08:20:15 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on July 06, 2008, 08:16:56 PM
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 06, 2008, 08:12:11 PM
Quote from: BadCat on July 06, 2008, 07:29:53 PM
Quote from: Willow on July 06, 2008, 07:15:23 PM
I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are,  :confused: :bump:

She has huge ***** lips.

Thanks. I was thinking too many cornholes. Being the DUmp and all. :thatsright:

I thought cornholes was a hairstyle.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cornhole+cowboy

I guess I should stop telling people that sometimes my daughter puts her hair in cornholes. 

Yep. You're probably thinking of cornrows.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #31 on: July 06, 2008, 08:48:08 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on July 06, 2008, 08:45:19 PM
Quote from: mamacags on July 06, 2008, 08:26:19 PM
I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
Thanks to you, I am ruined for life. I looked up hemorrhoids in Google, I didn't realize it was the image search!
I will never be the same ever again!      :asssmack: :bolt: :puke:

Alright now. How many looked it up? :uhsure:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #32 on: July 06, 2008, 08:52:32 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 06, 2008, 08:48:08 PM
Quote from: Mr Mannn on July 06, 2008, 08:45:19 PM
Quote from: mamacags on July 06, 2008, 08:26:19 PM
I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
Thanks to you, I am ruined for life. I looked up hemorrhoids in Google, I didn't realize it was the image search!
I will never be the same ever again!      :asssmack: :bolt: :puke:

Alright now. How many looked it up? :uhsure:

Knot eye.  I used a mirror.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #33 on: July 06, 2008, 08:55:17 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on July 06, 2008, 08:52:32 PM
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 06, 2008, 08:48:08 PM
Quote from: Mr Mannn on July 06, 2008, 08:45:19 PM
Quote from: mamacags on July 06, 2008, 08:26:19 PM
I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
Thanks to you, I am ruined for life. I looked up hemorrhoids in Google, I didn't realize it was the image search!
I will never be the same ever again!      :asssmack: :bolt: :puke:

Alright now. How many looked it up? :uhsure:

Knot eye.  I used a mirror.

Aw man. Not an image I need before bed time. :hammer:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #34 on: July 06, 2008, 08:55:21 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on July 06, 2008, 08:52:32 PM
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 06, 2008, 08:48:08 PM
Quote from: Mr Mannn on July 06, 2008, 08:45:19 PM
Quote from: mamacags on July 06, 2008, 08:26:19 PM
I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
Thanks to you, I am ruined for life. I looked up hemorrhoids in Google, I didn't realize it was the image search!
I will never be the same ever again!      :asssmack: :bolt: :puke:

Alright now. How many looked it up? :uhsure:

Knot eye.  I used a mirror.

Not a laughing matter is it?   :-)

 I had a boss who had hemmy surgery. He said "I'm tired of living my life around my asshole". After having a single bout with one.... I know exactly what he meant.  :o
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #35 on: July 06, 2008, 08:58:20 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 06, 2008, 08:55:21 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on July 06, 2008, 08:52:32 PM
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 06, 2008, 08:48:08 PM
Quote from: Mr Mannn on July 06, 2008, 08:45:19 PM
Quote from: mamacags on July 06, 2008, 08:26:19 PM
I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
Thanks to you, I am ruined for life. I looked up hemorrhoids in Google, I didn't realize it was the image search!
I will never be the same ever again!      :asssmack: :bolt: :puke:

Alright now. How many looked it up? :uhsure:

Knot eye.  I used a mirror.

Not a laughing matter is it?   :-)

 I had a boss who had hemmy surgery. He said "I'm tired of living my life around my asshole". After having a single bout with one.... I know exactly what he meant.  :o


Truthfully, I've never had the experience. 
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #36 on: July 06, 2008, 09:03:22 PM »
Try getting pregnant then Undies.  You get these things sprouting out your ass for 9+ months. :hyper:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #37 on: July 06, 2008, 09:04:19 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on July 06, 2008, 07:29:53 PM
Quote from: Willow on July 06, 2008, 07:15:23 PM
I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are,  :confused: :bump:

She has huge ***** lips.
You could tie those things in a knot.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #38 on: July 06, 2008, 09:13:02 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on July 06, 2008, 08:52:32 PM
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 06, 2008, 08:48:08 PM
Quote from: Mr Mannn on July 06, 2008, 08:45:19 PM
Quote from: mamacags on July 06, 2008, 08:26:19 PM
I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
Thanks to you, I am ruined for life. I looked up hemorrhoids in Google, I didn't realize it was the image search!
I will never be the same ever again!      :asssmack: :bolt: :puke:

Alright now. How many looked it up? :uhsure:


 :lmao:

Knot eye.  I used a mirror.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #39 on: July 06, 2008, 11:22:07 PM »
Last week I saw a show on the History Channel on bathrooms.  Anywho, they did the toilets made by Toto, a Japanese company.  They have built in bidets.  It's a freaking toilet with a remote control.  It also has an "air dry" to it, so no need for tp or a towel to dry off. 
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #40 on: July 06, 2008, 11:24:43 PM »
Unless it is a power washer type force I wouldn't feel clean enough with a bidet.  I mean a little man doesn't come out and scrub your no no hole or anything so how can a gentle wash of water get your dirt star clean enough to not leave a trail?
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #41 on: July 06, 2008, 11:36:05 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on July 06, 2008, 11:24:43 PM
Unless it is a power washer type force I wouldn't feel clean enough with a bidet.  I mean a little man doesn't come out and scrub your no no hole or anything so how can a gentle wash of water get your dirt star clean enough to not leave a trail?

You should have seen those Toto toilets.  You pick male/female front/back.  From the tv show I could see how they'd "clean" you up. 
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #42 on: July 07, 2008, 01:20:10 AM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 06, 2008, 11:22:07 PM
Last week I saw a show on the History Channel on bathrooms.  Anywho, they did the toilets made by Toto, a Japanese company.  They have built in bidets.  It's a freaking toilet with a remote control.  It also has an "air dry" to it, so no need for tp or a towel to dry off. 
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #43 on: July 07, 2008, 03:13:04 AM »
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #44 on: July 07, 2008, 07:24:38 AM »
Liberals have been giving me 'the red ass' for years......now they want to give me a wet one.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #45 on: July 07, 2008, 07:31:04 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 06, 2008, 08:55:21 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on July 06, 2008, 08:52:32 PM
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 06, 2008, 08:48:08 PM
Quote from: Mr Mannn on July 06, 2008, 08:45:19 PM
Quote from: mamacags on July 06, 2008, 08:26:19 PM
I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
Thanks to you, I am ruined for life. I looked up hemorrhoids in Google, I didn't realize it was the image search!
I will never be the same ever again!      :asssmack: :bolt: :puke:

Alright now. How many looked it up? :uhsure:

Knot eye.  I used a mirror.

Not a laughing matter is it?   :-)

 I had a boss who had hemmy surgery. He said "I'm tired of living my life around my asshole". After having a single bout with one.... I know exactly what he meant.  :o


I can relate.  OUCH!!!
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #46 on: July 07, 2008, 07:33:37 AM »
Bidets rock. I love them. Our hotel in Ireland had one, and let me tell you...it was great.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #47 on: July 07, 2008, 07:38:01 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 07, 2008, 07:24:38 AM
Liberals have been giving me 'the red ass' for years......now they want to give me a wet one.

The realities are some Americans have been installing bidets in their homes for many years now, and they are pretty much useless.  The bidet takes up floor space and requires additional plumbing.  The user has to practically undress to use it.  Its use leaves the user having to perform a third, fourth, and fifth step in the bathroom using process.  It is burdensome.

Like most things in our world, if bidets were all that great, Americans would have them in abundance.  The fact we don't should tell anyone who questions that bidets are really pretty stupid appliances.

We have wonderful toilet paper here in the USA.  It does a really good job.  For the really fussy, we have "finishing" wet wipes.  It takes about thirty seconds and we're out the door.    
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #48 on: July 07, 2008, 10:31:30 AM »
^yeah what he said.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #49 on: July 07, 2008, 10:56:58 AM »
I am still scratching my head over the 'personal towel'..... I would hate to use his restroom and think I was drying my hands on his finishing towel.  :mental:
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