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Re: Noah S(t)inks
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2014, 07:56:10 PM »
There's better movies to get your Russell Crowe fix, Sea: Gladiator, The Quick and the Dead, L.A. Confidential, American Gangster, etc.
I have seen those, however I would like to see a brilliant mind
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Re: Noah S(t)inks
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2014, 08:05:30 PM »
I have seen those, however I would like to see a brilliant mind
That was one oddball movie.  I enjoyed it.
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Re: Noah S(t)inks
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2014, 10:48:23 PM »
I never read the books so maybe that was why I didn't understand why M&C got slammed so badly.  As a throwback to the old swashbuckler movies of old I got a kick out of it (despite Russel Crowe whose acting is on par with his singing*).

(*Les Mis the movie was one of only 2 movies I have ever walked out on)

Believe it or not, Crowe also sings a song in the Noah movie, so if you want to up your walked-out-of movies to 3, here is you chance.

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Re: Noah S(t)inks
« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2014, 11:25:28 PM »
That was one oddball movie.  I enjoyed it.
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Re: Noah S(t)inks
« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2014, 08:42:05 AM »
Saw it for the first time last night.

I wanted to like it. I could see what Aronofsky wanted to do but it seems the execution was somewhat muddled. For example...

I would have made the end a little less Lord-of-the-Rings-ish. The Watchers swatting away at the Cainites just looked out of place in a movie trying to give the story a naturalistic feel. I would have made the Watchers appear as stone, fire, water etc. to coincide with how humanity has always attributed spiritual significance to these phenomenon.

A lot of the CGI looked 2nd rate. A lot of the directing seemed as if people weren't sure about how to portray their characters; much like how the acting in a pilot of a TV series is different from how the actors portray their characters a season later.

I liked the idea of seeing animals you think you could recognize from modern creatures but were meant to show ancestral forms. It's a nod to the fact that natural selection and scripture are not mutually exclusive ideas. However, in that same light I was disappointed that Noah and his family were all lily white. Mixed race actors would have filled the roles much better.

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