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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2014, 04:48:14 PM »
They're missing one of the funniest DUmmies of all, ThomWV, with his necklace of self-extracted teeth.

It was a great loss to the DUmp when he slithered off to Hell.
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2014, 04:50:41 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 19, 2014, 04:48:14 PM
They're missing one of the funniest DUmmies of all, ThomWV, with his necklace of self-extracted teeth.

It was a great loss to the DUmp when he slithered off to Hell.

Yeah.

They're missing him, and grouchy old Don, the "NNNLHOI" primitive too.

But I'm sure they'll show up.
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2014, 04:52:15 PM »
Also, no Tangerine LaBamba yet.
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2014, 04:53:37 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 19, 2014, 04:52:15 PM
Also, no Tangerine LaBamba yet.

I noticed that, but I thought she had been banned before she left.  Is that not the case?
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2014, 04:55:22 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 19, 2014, 04:53:37 PM
I noticed that, but I thought she had been banned before she left.  Is that not the case?

Knowing the magnanimous, forgiving nature of my fellow alum Skins, I think he'd let it go.
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2014, 04:57:38 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 19, 2014, 04:55:22 PM
Knowing the magnanimous, forgiving nature of my fellow alum Skins, I think he'd let it go.
The Dead DUmmies forum should accept banned DUmmies without discriminaton.

After all, they're sort of like illegal aliens.
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2014, 04:59:10 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 19, 2014, 04:57:38 PM
The Dead DUmmies forum should accept banned DUmmies without discriminaton.

After all, they're sort of like illegal aliens.

I hope so, because I'm sure there's a pretty good chance the banned "Taverner" primitive is going to show up there sooner or later, probaby sooner, and the primitives'd like to know about it.
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2014, 05:03:35 PM »
The DUmmies are probably scouring this board to find out which DUmmies have kicked the bucket since they generally care only about themselves and rarely notice when someone stops posting.
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2014, 07:34:04 PM »
Our clamoring for it constantly was the catalyst that finally brought the dead DUmmy forum into being.

Any DUmmy that denies this is...well, a DUmmy.
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2014, 07:37:09 PM »
Didn't "Blue Iris", noted for her awful Blue Iris semi nightly poetry in the lounge, become room temperature?
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2014, 08:14:27 PM »
I nominate that we dub it, The Clown Car


The more you stuff into it, the funnier it gets.






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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2014, 08:17:46 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on March 19, 2014, 08:14:27 PM
I nominate that we dub it, The Clown Car


The more you stuff into it, the funnier it gets.






Yeah, I'm going to Hell.

I'm with you.
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #37 on: March 19, 2014, 08:29:24 PM »



Thing is that wasn't his user name there. It was something like God_Bush_and Cheney.

The others are listed under their user names.

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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #38 on: March 19, 2014, 08:31:47 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on March 19, 2014, 08:29:24 PM


Thing is that wasn't his user name there. It was something like God_Bush_and Cheney.

The others are listed under their user names.

He was the other name most of the time he was there.

But in November 2004, he created the Andy name too.  I'm not sure if he ever used both at once.
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #39 on: March 19, 2014, 08:42:21 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on March 19, 2014, 08:14:27 PM
I nominate that we dub it, The Clown Car


The more you stuff into it, the funnier it gets.






Yeah, I'm going to Hell.
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #40 on: March 19, 2014, 08:45:34 PM »
I don't care what it's called as long as they're dead.
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #41 on: March 19, 2014, 08:50:51 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 19, 2014, 08:45:34 PM
I don't care what it's called as long as they're dead.

I'm enjoying reading the threads, it's kind of like a "best of" obituaries.
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #42 on: March 19, 2014, 09:07:20 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 19, 2014, 08:50:51 PM
I'm enjoying reading the threads, it's kind of like a "best of" obituaries.

Yeah.  I still think the Khephra primitive thread they selected has got to be one of the funniest.
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #43 on: March 20, 2014, 02:43:44 PM »
It's already way outdated, and there's no link to it at the DUmp.

Early indications are the Dead DUmmy forum is going to be as successful as DUAC.

Our updates on nadin's resume have been a lot more successful.

I really think there would be more interest if Skimmer would adopt my suggestion of color-coding entries depending on what killed the DUmmy.

Each of the common DUmmykillers could be assigned a bright color: Overdose - red, Suicide - black, Drug deal gone bad - blue, Shot by cops - yellow, Murdered - chartreuse, AIDS - pink, Shot by homeowner during burglary - green, Natural causes - taupe, Drunken driving - purple, etc, etc...

Maybe he's afraid all the bright colors would give some fragile DUmmies seizures.
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #44 on: March 20, 2014, 02:53:37 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 20, 2014, 02:43:44 PM
It's already way outdated, and there's no link to it at the DUmp.

Early indications are the Dead DUmmy forum is going to be as successful as DUAC.

Our updates on nadin's resume have been a lot more successful.

I really think there would be more interest if Skimmer would adopt my suggestion of color-coding entries depending on what killed the DUmmy.

Each of the common DUmmykillers could be assigned a bright color: Overdose - red, Suicide - black, Drug deal gone bad - blue, Shot by cops - yellow, Murdered - chartreuse, AIDS - pink, Shot by homeowner during burglary - green, Natural causes - taupe, Drunken driving - purple, etc, etc...

Maybe he's afraid all the bright colors would give some fragile DUmmies seizures.


     You need a matrixed approach, BUCKS...you just outlined a system for how they actually died. We need one for how DU thiinks they died, eg, Killed by Bush*, Murdered by the PNAC, Victim of HFCS, Assassinated by TPTB...
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #45 on: March 20, 2014, 03:02:48 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 20, 2014, 02:43:44 PM
It's already way outdated, and there's no link to it at the DUmp.

Early indications are the Dead DUmmy forum is going to be as successful as DUAC.

Our updates on nadin's resume have been a lot more successful.

I really think there would be more interest if Skimmer would adopt my suggestion of color-coding entries depending on what killed the DUmmy.

Each of the common DUmmykillers could be assigned a bright color: Overdose - red, Suicide - black, Drug deal gone bad - blue, Shot by cops - yellow, Murdered - chartreuse, AIDS - pink, Shot by homeowner during burglary - green, Natural causes - taupe, Drunken driving - purple, etc, etc...

Maybe he's afraid all the bright colors would give some fragile DUmmies seizures.

As DUmmies expiring from natural causes is extremely rare, Taupe would rarely be used. Why do you hate brownish gray people?
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #46 on: March 20, 2014, 03:10:38 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on March 19, 2014, 02:43:56 PM
Someone got left out.


Hold the phone! I didn't know the insufferable, and unfunny MFM passed? When, and how?
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #47 on: March 20, 2014, 03:21:49 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on March 20, 2014, 03:10:38 PM
Hold the phone! I didn't know the insufferable, and unfunny MFM passed? When, and how?
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,93908.0
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2014, 05:07:04 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on March 20, 2014, 03:10:38 PM
Hold the phone! I didn't know the insufferable, and unfunny MFM passed? When, and how?

It was great! And the world is just a little bit better place.

Likewise, in the absence of any updates in a long, long while, there's a good chance we're also rid of the corrupt Cleveland ward heeler, WCGreen.

He's been at the top of my dead pool for nearly three years.
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Re: Finally, We Have A Dead DUmmy Forum
« Reply #49 on: March 20, 2014, 11:52:02 PM »
Thanks, Chris_
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