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Offline zeitgeist

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Damn Auto Correct
« on: March 06, 2014, 04:08:49 PM »
Bob received this text;
 
I am so sorry Bob.  I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. 
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. 
I'm not getting it at home, but that's no excuse. 
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
 Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
 
 A few moments later, a second text came in:
 
 Damn auto-correct !!!  I meant "Wifi", not "wife."
Should one a man of wisdom meet
who points out faults and gives reproof,
who lays a hidden treasure bare,
with such a sage should one consort.
Consorting so is one enriched
and never in decline.

Offline marv

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Re: Damn Auto Correct
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2014, 06:23:49 PM »
Ain't technology wonderful?
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