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Offline Wineslob

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Worst movie titles
« on: February 18, 2014, 12:24:32 PM »
I'm not sure what's up with Indie movies but some of them are really atrocious.

I'll start:






They even did a sequel.   :panic:





Got any really BAD movie titles?
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Worst movie titles
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2014, 12:49:35 PM »
"Plan Nine From Outer Space", now a cult classic..........
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Re: Worst movie titles
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2014, 01:18:05 PM »



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Re: Worst movie titles
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2014, 10:55:35 PM »
Reefer Madness.
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Re: Worst movie titles
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2014, 11:05:27 PM »
"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here." -- Capt. John Parker

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Re: Worst movie titles
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2014, 07:02:04 AM »

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Re: Worst movie titles
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2014, 07:16:52 AM »
"Gigli"

Unpronounceable, and reportedly unwatchable to boot (I didn't even try).
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Re: Worst movie titles
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2014, 11:39:44 PM »
Riding in Cars With Boys.
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Re: Worst movie titles
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2017, 07:12:16 AM »
The Summer Of My German Soldier.

ugh... a Kristy McNichol vehicle, I think.