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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2014, 12:38:53 AM »
I never worried about Amber.

She has that $100 nest egg to fall back on.
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2014, 12:47:41 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 14, 2014, 11:25:14 PM
The sock puppet tradition is well-documented; but this is the first time, to my knowledge, that sock puppets are having sex.

It may bear adding them the the Anthropology of Skins' Island folder in the Masters' Forum.

My mind is bent, is Amber dikebiker's puppet or vers visa?  Maybe it's better to think of them both as a retired farmer in Iowa.
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #27 on: January 15, 2014, 01:31:58 AM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on January 15, 2014, 12:47:41 AM
My mind is bent, is Amber dikebiker's puppet or vers visa?  Maybe it's better to think of them both as a retired farmer in Iowa.

KnightRaven is Amber's sock. KnightRaven has less than 300 posts on the DUmp, Amber has 6000 +.

Now, if my theory about Zed, the retired farmer in NW Iowa, is incorrect, then KnightRaven would have to be from Joplin MO, too. Because Amber was surprised! SURPRISED!!111! by Springfield MO When her and Dreamboat Dave wandered into town from the two week trek to the Kansas border. She ooo'd and aaah'd like Springfield, bastion of Republican Thought in SW Missouri was an emerging Demoncrat Stronghold. It's not. Biggest things going on in Springfield are the Hot Rod Nationals (Stolen from Duqoin IL due to bear breasts) in the Summer and the upperclassmen gawking the new crop of freshman girls in September at SWMo State,

Springfield is the 4th largest city in MO, Amber was blowing her pie hole about what a great town it was like a first timer, and it's where 1/4th of the state of MO goes to shop. And she's less than 100 miles away! KCMO is more than 100 miles from Joplin and St Louis is almost 200 miles. And there's no interstate connecting Joplin to anywhere. Nobody from the SW part of the state would dare go to Columbia as MU and SWMS are big rivals since SWMS Bears made Div 1 in B-Ball. That's a riot just waiting to happen.

And this KnightRaven chick, who sounds from her post to be way less ditzier than Amber, would probably have never steered her dirt bike over the RR tracks. So the only place the two of them could have met up would have been the gay biker bars in Joplin. Of which there are very, very few. If any.
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2014, 06:42:32 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 14, 2014, 11:25:14 PM
The sock puppet tradition is well-documented; but this is the first time, to my knowledge, that sock puppets are having sex.

It may bear adding them the the Anthropology of Skins' Island folder in the Masters' Forum.

Self gratification or more simply masturbation.
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #29 on: January 15, 2014, 08:13:10 AM »
This is fascinating, to say the least.  On the one hand, some of this evidence of a sock puppet is compelling, but on the other hand, LFR would have to be a hell of a lot smarter than I think she is to write {mostly} coherently as Knight-whatever and then go back to her quasi-illiterate writing style so effortlessly.

So,  :popcorn:
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2014, 08:15:30 AM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on January 15, 2014, 12:47:41 AM
My mind is bent, is Amber dikebiker's puppet or vers visa?  Maybe it's better to think of them both as a retired farmer in Iowa.

How dare you ?
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2014, 08:16:19 AM »
Quote from: lastparker on January 15, 2014, 08:13:10 AM
This is fascinating, to say the least.  On the one hand, some of this evidence of a sock puppet is compelling, but on the other hand, LFR would have to be a hell of a lot smarter than I think she is to write {mostly} coherently as Knight-whatever and then go back to her quasi-illiterate writing style so effortlessly.

So,  :popcorn:
I didn't notice a difference between the two.  They're nearly identical.
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #32 on: January 15, 2014, 08:40:22 AM »
 
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #33 on: January 15, 2014, 09:03:30 AM »
I smell something fishy.
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #34 on: January 15, 2014, 09:23:42 AM »
I do think we have been duped by a few, perhaps 4 of them in college in a civics class writing lampoon on the web as an interesting paper in class.

First I noticed Amber's posts remind me of the old Nancy Drew books from the 30's that had perhaps 6 different writers writing each chapter when we believed only one writer was involved.

It started during depression times and writers were having a hard time getting a job, publishing a good seller at that time was nearly impossible unless you had MONEY behind you.

One company solved the starving writers problems by hiring not just one writer but a bunch of them and paid them per chapter.    Much cheaper to do so as to pay just one writer was very expensive to take a chance on.  So to pay a writer $10.00 a chapter and have a choice of what writer to go with of what comes next was profitable for the Publishing Houses.

So I see a link here with the Hardy Boys, Trixie Belden  ETC.

These posts from Amber read like that to me.   No way can Amber still be the only poster under her name or the sock puppets just one person.  

What the hell, we can get outrageous also, but what the heck are we to post to make Amber and sock puppets run away in disgusts?  

Need a lot of crap they cannot add to their papers to prove we Conservatives are wicked.

I can start one with vivid details about having sex with a Sumo Wrestler, at the age of 14.
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2014, 10:42:03 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on January 15, 2014, 09:23:42 AM
I do think we have been duped by a few, perhaps 4 of them in college in a civics class writing lampoon on the web as an interesting paper in class.

I can start one with vivid details about having sex with a Sumo Wrestler, at the age of 14.

I told you people, she's a savant!!!
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2014, 11:14:25 AM »
Quote from: lastparker on January 15, 2014, 08:13:10 AM
This is fascinating, to say the least.  On the one hand, some of this evidence of a sock puppet is compelling, but on the other hand, LFR would have to be a hell of a lot smarter than I think she is to write {mostly} coherently as Knight-whatever and then go back to her quasi-illiterate writing style so effortlessly.

So,  :popcorn:

You presume of course, that Amber is anywhere within 100 miles of Tucson.

I'm now convinced that Lady FreeDUmb Retarded (aka: the David Hasselhoff wannabe, Knightrider) is the DNC's replacement "composite person" for the dearly departed Bobo the Hobo.  Both are sock puppets designed to separate Wish-a-Dupe DUmbshits from "their" money. 

I'd lay heavy odds that anything donated to these phony Proglodytes goes directly into the DNC's general fund, as the Party is in debt up to it's plucked eyeballs and has been "exploring new funding sources" for almost a year now.


The DUmp Proglodytes are sheep, and $kinner is the DNC designated shepherd. :sheep:
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #37 on: January 15, 2014, 11:31:46 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 15, 2014, 11:14:25 AM
You presume of course, that Amber is anywhere within 100 miles of Tucson.

I'm now convinced that Lady FreeDUmb Retarded (aka: the David Hasselhoff wannabe, Knightrider) is the DNC's replacement "composite person" for the dearly departed Bobo the Hobo.  Both are sock puppets designed to separate Wish-a-Dupe DUmbshits from "their" money. 

I'd lay heavy odds that anything donated to these phony Proglodytes goes directly into the DNC's general fund, as the Party is in debt up to it's plucked eyeballs and has been "exploring new funding sources" for almost a year now.


The DUmp Proglodytes are sheep, and $kinner is the DNC designated shepherd. :sheep:

You could be on to something there...maybe that's why Skinner isn't putting a stop to all the beggars threads over at the DUmp.
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #38 on: January 15, 2014, 11:56:35 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 15, 2014, 11:14:25 AM
You presume of course, that Amber is anywhere within 100 miles of Tucson.

I'm now convinced that Lady FreeDUmb Retarded (aka: the David Hasselhoff wannabe, Knightrider) is the DNC's replacement "composite person" for the dearly departed Bobo the Hobo.  Both are sock puppets designed to separate Wish-a-Dupe DUmbshits from "their" money. 

I'd lay heavy odds that anything donated to these phony Proglodytes goes directly into the DNC's general fund, as the Party is in debt up to it's plucked eyeballs and has been "exploring new funding sources" for almost a year now.


The DUmp Proglodytes are sheep, and $kinner is the DNC designated shepherd. :sheep:

An Amber Hoyt in Joplin does/did exist:

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Senior Amber Hoyt, of Joplin, was accepted at the University of Missouri-Columbia but decided to attend MSSU because of nearby family and lower tuition costs.

Even with her frugal decisions, the 29-year-old is worried that debt from her federal loans will affect her credit.

“This will probably keep me from getting a house or a car for a while,” Hoyt said. “I thought the loans were probably the safest bet.”

Hoyt’s sister, Crystal, said costs escalate as students progress through their majors, meaning they pay more and more each year.

“You have to have these classes to graduate,” said Crystal Hoyt, 25.
http://www.joplinglobe.com/x212090946/College-students-feel-the-pinch/print

I'm inclined to believe that she exists, is bumming in Tucson, and is absolutely batty.
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #39 on: January 15, 2014, 02:22:36 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on January 14, 2014, 05:31:14 PM
Going to have to watch this thread.  What do you call a scrap between a dikebiker and a shotgirl?  Catfight just doesn't seem to cover it.

"Dogfight."
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #40 on: January 15, 2014, 02:58:35 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 15, 2014, 11:56:35 AM
I'm inclined to believe that she exists, is bumming in Tucson, and is absolutely batty.

Not sure about the appropriate framing here.  Do we call you the "denier" or you call us that?
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #41 on: January 15, 2014, 03:22:52 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on January 15, 2014, 02:58:35 PM
Not sure about the appropriate framing here.  Do we call you the "denier" or you call us that?

How dare you ?
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #42 on: January 15, 2014, 03:23:14 PM »
That sheep with someone screwing it sure fits the DUmmie sheeple perfectly.
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #43 on: January 15, 2014, 03:32:55 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 15, 2014, 11:56:35 AM
An Amber Hoyt in Joplin does/did exist:
http://www.joplinglobe.com/x212090946/College-students-feel-the-pinch/print

I'm inclined to believe that she exists, is bumming in Tucson, and is absolutely batty.

I can believe she exists. That she's slumming it in Tucson is becoming harder to believe by the minute.  As she's a leftist, we hold these truths to be self evident that she's batty, I can readily grant you that.

I tend to think that Amber Hoyt is currently hammering away at her keyboard as a DNC operative in Joplin MO, though.  She's far too good at tailoring her posts for DUmmy consumption to be living the dream as a lice-infested bum on a computer at the Tucson Public Library.

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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #44 on: January 15, 2014, 03:38:27 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 15, 2014, 03:32:55 PM
I can believe she exists. That she's slumming it in Tucson is becoming harder to believe by the minute.  As she's a leftist, we hold these truths to be self evident that she's batty, I can readily grant you that.

I tend to think that Amber Hoyt is currently hammering away at her keyboard as a DNC operative in Joplin MO, though.  She's far too good at tailoring her posts for DUmmy consumption to be living the dream as a lice-infested bum on a computer at the Tucson Public Library.

 :popcorn:
In other words...collect the money and make up lies.
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #45 on: January 15, 2014, 03:42:23 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 15, 2014, 03:38:27 PM
In other words...collect the money and make up lies.

The Democrat party at it's purest. :cheers1:
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #46 on: January 15, 2014, 03:45:16 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on January 15, 2014, 02:58:35 PM
Not sure about the appropriate framing here.  Do we call you the "denier" or you call us that?

How about we not sweat it and just get drunk instead?
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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #47 on: January 15, 2014, 08:11:11 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 15, 2014, 03:45:16 PM
How about we not sweat it and just get drunk instead?


How dare you ?
I'm not that easy...

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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #48 on: January 15, 2014, 09:44:43 PM »
Right on the verge of making a new Amber update thread, but I just wanted to say she's at it again:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018555710

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 Lady Freedom Returns (6,555 posts)


WOW! I got a lot done before noon today! All good too!


 First was an early morning meeting with my health team in the program I am in. Got to meet my new case manager. She will be the one to help keep me active and watch for signs of increasing depression. We will be seeing a lot of each other.
 
My physician says the latest x-rays show good results and he sees no reason to not clear me to start ultra sound treatments in Feb.
 
And I got to take a look at my apartment this morning too! I is a lovely studio with WiFi access. They have repainted all the walls with a nice, very light tan. And since I happen to mention that I was not a big fan of carpeting, they went with just keeping the lovely wood floor. They usually replace it every time someone moves out, but they decided not with what I said in our first meeting. I can not be more pleased!
 
The complex has a pool and a newly remodeled laundry. All the machines are new.

This place has a bus stop right in front and it is three blocks from a grocery store, two really. And in the opposite direction , just two block from my Doctor offices and pharmacy.
 
I am having a great day! I hope some of these good vibes I am having can get picked up by everyone on the Board! Everyone deserves to feel this good!

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5. We couldn't be happier for you! How eas the date?

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6. It was great!


Went to the Sushi Garden for lunch and then down to 4th. Ave to window shop and see the street performers. We even went down near the airport to watch the plans.

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Re: The TucsonBikerReturns, and so does Amber.
« Reply #49 on: January 15, 2014, 09:49:21 PM »
Health teams, case managers, free WiFi.  It's enough to make a useless, fat **** cream her pants in joy.

Deferring to reality for a moment, this could all be one elaborate hallucination by a sedated inmate in a state mental institution.
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