With WishaDUpe down, Leftcoastnumbers starts own paypal/begging campaign

[dane]

Why can't he just throw away all his stuff and get a bus ticket down to New Mexico, and start anew?

I'm surprised Amber hasn't told him how easy it is.  A carry on bag, a larger bag to be stowed, a laptop, and a nest egg.

[franksolich]

Some of the DUmmies are asking the same questions as you.  Like others here, I'm guessing that he's not actually moving.  He just wants cash in his pee pail acct.

I noticed that, and the questioning primitives are asking valid questions.

When I moved from New Jersey back to Nebraska, inbetweentimes I'd acquired a massive collection of books with which I was reluctant to part (I did part with them several years later, upon embarking for the socialist paradises).

I shipped them via the postal service, book-rate.

The recipient, who was to hold them for me, got a little yellow note in his mail-box, telling him there was a package waiting for him to be picked up.  He went, and ooops, he had to go back home to borrow a pick-up truck.

On my way back here, I had not a care in the world, and a mostly-empty motor vehicle.

I think the primitive's too attached to his "things."  He's got to learn to not be.

[Bad Dog]

I'm surprised Amber hasn't told him how easy it is.  A carry on bag, a larger bag to be stowed, a laptop, and a nest egg.

Forgot the bed bugs.

[obumazombie]

In nadinspeak, that's "You welcome."

And where is the crazy bald dwarf? Did she run afoul of Skimmer's new autobahn?

How dare you ?

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68C-r9kSLNE&list=RDiukUMRlaBBE[/youtube]

[Dori]

Anyone want to give me $1600 for EMT school?

Aren't you supposed to give us some long hardship story and beg first? 

[Freeper]

My poor pickup truck is falling apart and becoming a money pit, anyone want to send me some money to buy a new car?

[tanstaafl]

My poor pickup truck is falling apart and becoming a money pit, anyone want to send me some money to buy a new car?

Nope, nada, zilch. Plea too weak.

Gotta add some Ooomf to your story, Freep. Y'know, wife won't work, Kids all sick. You're stuck in that crappy, minimum wage job at the gas station 30 miles down the blacktop hiway by the four way. Dog ran away. Cover letter with your one paragraph resume' riddled with misspellings. Your in laws want you, your wife, the seven snot nosed kids (including the pregnant 14 year old) and hound dogs out of their two roomed tin roofed shack in the woods.

Lie!

But you'd probably have better luck over at the DUmp. They're really stoopid over there.

[Mike220]

Aren't you supposed to give us some long hardship story and beg first? 

Probably, but I'm a rebel. I don't play by society's rules, man...

[Mike220]

Save your money.  Just let Nadin teach you everything you need to know.  You're welcome. 

If Nadin is teaching me, shouldn't I be able to apply for my medical license, not just a lowly EMT cert?

[BlueStateSaint]

If Nadin is teaching me, shouldn't I be able to apply for my medical license, not just a lowly EMT cert?

Hell, you should be the head of Harvard Medical School if she's teaching you.

[JohnnyReb]

Here's my sob story in a song.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7ZjYbP6X8Y

...and here are the lyrics for Frank because he's single, no woman in his life that we know of and he's got a job or two so he's bound to have some money he could spare a brother.

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/raycharles/busted.html

My bills are all due and the baby needs shoes and I'm busted
Cotton is down to a quarter a pound, but I'm busted
 I got a cow that went dry and a hen that won't lay
 A big stack of bills that gets bigger each day
 The county's gonna haul my belongings away cause I'm busted.

 I went to my brother to ask for a loan cause I was busted
 I hate to beg like a dog without his bone, but I'm busted
 My brother said there ain't a thing I can do,
 My wife and my kids are all down with the flu,
 And I was just thinking about calling on you 'cause I'm busted.

 Well, I am no thief, but a man can go wrong when he's busted
 The food that we canned last summer is gone and I'm busted
 The fields are all bare and the cotton won't grow,
 Me and my family got to pack up and go,
 But I'll make a living, just where I don't know cause I'm busted.

 I'm broke, no bread, I mean like nothing, It's over 

[obumazombie]

Great song JR !

[JohnnyReb]

Great song JR !

Want a laugh....read some of the comments.

[DefiantSix]

Here's my sob story in a song.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7ZjYbP6X8Y

...and here are the lyrics for Frank because he's single, no woman in his life that we know of and he's got a job or two so he's bound to have some money he could spare a brother.

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/raycharles/busted.html

My bills are all due and the baby needs shoes and I'm busted
Cotton is down to a quarter a pound, but I'm busted
 I got a cow that went dry and a hen that won't lay
 A big stack of bills that gets bigger each day
 The county's gonna haul my belongings away cause I'm busted.

 I went to my brother to ask for a loan cause I was busted
 I hate to beg like a dog without his bone, but I'm busted
 My brother said there ain't a thing I can do,
 My wife and my kids are all down with the flu,
 And I was just thinking about calling on you 'cause I'm busted.

 Well, I am no thief, but a man can go wrong when he's busted
 The food that we canned last summer is gone and I'm busted
 The fields are all bare and the cotton won't grow,
 Me and my family got to pack up and go,
 But I'll make a living, just where I don't know cause I'm busted.

 I'm broke, no bread, I mean like nothing, It's over 

Great/sick minds and all that, Johnny.

[youtube=425,350]www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYjhzwmztgU[/youtube]

[tanstaafl]

Hell, you should be the head of Harvard Medical School if she's teaching you.

Go to Harvard Med? As a Protégé of Nadin, he should be Dean of Harvard Med AND Head Doctor at John Hopkins,

_{Except, maybe not the pancreas surgery suite.}

[fatboy]

I found the perfect destination for Leftcoastnumbers to find meaning and purpose in his life: Cedar City, Utah.

see here ---->  http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024334138

a snip:

The rescue is looking for volunteers to help with her care, specifically a nurse with equine experience, in the Cedar City, Utah area.

Here, Leftcoastnumbers will have an important job and as a bonus, fellowship with another DUer, the lovely and gracious Magical Thyme!

[Mike220]

Hell, you should be the head of Harvard Medical School if she's teaching you.

Hell, I could be President if I was as smart as her...