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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #75 on: January 11, 2014, 04:31:12 PM »
After further consideration, I wonder if this is a move to entice Dreamboat Dave with the possibility of a threesome.

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #76 on: January 11, 2014, 05:18:58 PM »
But then I dismissed it as coastal living snobbery on my part.

It is.

Great sushi in Japanese restaurants here in red state hell, but expensive.

Not those faux Oriental places where they juggle the pepper shakers and flip shrimp, or construct those elaborate Junior League maki rolls, but real deal fresh Japanese sashimi and nigiri sushi.

Lots of Japanese nationals around here.

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #77 on: January 11, 2014, 05:28:25 PM »
It is.

Great sushi in Japanese restaurants here in red state hell, but expensive.

Not those faux Oriental places where they juggle the pepper shakers and flip shrimp, or construct those elaborate Junior League maki rolls, but real deal fresh Japanese sashimi and nigiri sushi.

Lots of Japanese nationals around here.

Oh!! here we go again.  IT'S BAIT PEOPLE!!!!!

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #78 on: January 11, 2014, 05:46:38 PM »
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

OK, let me see if I've got this strai-- correct. David Allen Somebody, to whom Lady Many Happy Returns had pledged her undying love--he's in the jailhouse now, in the hoosegow somewhere in New Mexico. Chief Notahomo, he of the rippled abs--he's in Old Mexico, running drugs. So Ambisextrous Amber, bereft of male companionship, decides to go out on a date with a dyke on a bike who has been dogging her. They're going to go riding off into the sunset. Let's hope that Lady Freedom Returns returns, or we may have to issue an Amber Alert.



I guess LFR decided that any port in a storm was good enough for her. Ugly fat women get horny too.  :tongue: :tongue:
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #79 on: January 11, 2014, 06:49:55 PM »
Dear God, WolfBait on a bike!!!  :-)
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #80 on: January 11, 2014, 07:13:17 PM »
Charles  Perfect!

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #81 on: January 11, 2014, 07:27:21 PM »
Oh!! here we go again.  IT'S BAIT PEOPLE!!!!!

That explains why all the fish smell like that...
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #82 on: January 11, 2014, 07:34:18 PM »
You're not dating a lezzie I hope...

But I think the lezzies and I are looking for the same thing...?


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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #83 on: January 11, 2014, 07:35:16 PM »
That was my first thought. But then I dismissed it as coastal living snobbery on my part.

Hate to say it, but I'd have to agree with that sentiment.  I've never been to a good sushi place inland.  Just is what it is, I guess.
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #84 on: January 11, 2014, 07:38:12 PM »
Hate to say it, but I'd have to agree with that sentiment.  I've never been to a good sushi place inland.  Just is what it is, I guess.

Sushi? Where I come from Sparky... we call that "bait"! I don't eat "bait"!  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #85 on: January 11, 2014, 08:05:37 PM »

     Chief Runningdrugs is probably excited by the prospect of those two women hanging out...when he gets back he probably gets a two fish taco combo platter.
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #87 on: January 11, 2014, 11:07:32 PM »
I wonder how the date went. If anybody hears anything--either from Many Happy Returns or Miss Dyke on a Bike--please let us all know.
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #88 on: January 12, 2014, 07:56:08 AM »
     Chief Runningdrugs is probably excited by the prospect of those two women hanging out...when he gets back he probably gets a two fish taco combo platter.

Doug Bulna's looking to get in on some of that action, too.

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #89 on: January 12, 2014, 08:18:45 AM »
I've got a "Take it Easy" earwig going on.
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #90 on: January 12, 2014, 10:51:49 AM »
I've got a "Take it Easy" earwig going on.
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #91 on: January 12, 2014, 06:48:20 PM »
Oh!! here we go again.  IT'S BAIT PEOPLE!!!!!

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #92 on: January 12, 2014, 07:28:12 PM »
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #93 on: January 12, 2014, 07:48:25 PM »
No word from Amber after her big date. She may have found out what happens when a bike dyke who has been "after her for awhile" catches her.

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #94 on: January 12, 2014, 07:57:27 PM »
I think it's the same person.

I have wondered about that, too - they often post in the same thread to each other, and they're exactly the same age. The posting styles are similar, and the personalities are much alike . . . I think even most of the DUmmies can see right through Amber and her  manipulative techniques.

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #95 on: January 12, 2014, 08:23:57 PM »
Heh. Amber's erstwhile paramour, knightraven.

Wasn't that the name of the biker gang leader in the first Mad Max movie?

I vote this whole ladyfreedomreturns is a spoof.

But a good one

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #96 on: January 12, 2014, 08:49:55 PM »
Heh. Amber's erstwhile paramour, knightraven.

Wasn't that the name of the biker gang leader in the first Mad Max movie?

Close. "Night Rider".

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I vote this whole ladyfreedomreturns is a spoof.

But a good one

Could be...

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #97 on: January 12, 2014, 08:55:17 PM »
I have wondered about that, too - they often post in the same thread to each other, and they're exactly the same age. The posting styles are similar, and the personalities are much alike . . . I think even most of the DUmmies can see right through Amber and her  manipulative techniques.

LFR has posted anti-religion screeds, where knightraven has defended them.  KR also seems to be much more independent and self-sufficient. I think they are two separate people.  If not, then LFR is in a lot more trouble than I thought, with two different personalities.
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #98 on: January 13, 2014, 01:59:24 PM »
Do we need to issue an Amber Alert?  Has Lady Freedom Returns returned?  Has Miss Dyke on a Bike run off with the Lady?  We need an after-action report from the two of them.
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #99 on: January 13, 2014, 02:04:16 PM »
Do we need to issue an Amber Alert?  Has Lady Freedom Returns returned?  Has Miss Dyke on a Bike run off with the Lady?  We need an after-action report from the two of them.

Personally, I'm waiting with "baited" breath (apologies to the sushi fiends).