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Offline DUmpsterDiver

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New deck swabber here
« on: December 15, 2013, 04:58:32 PM »
Just being polite and rolling up my sleeves to partake in the roasting of the dumpsters finest pickings.  I've earned my share of pizzas from skins dump since 2001.  Found the three stooges website from a post on usenet while hammering on rec.~leftist.morons.  More to come when/if needed, but for now I'm tired, hungry and need to feed on some ripe DoUchbags...

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Re: New deck swabber here
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2013, 04:59:04 PM »
Welcome.  Jump in, the water's fine.
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Re: New deck swabber here
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2013, 05:00:14 PM »
Another mountaineer, huh?

Good solid people, mountaineers.

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Re: New deck swabber here
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2013, 05:25:49 PM »
HAI! from Hoosier land!

Edit: Boy, that looks like crap in this font so what I meant is HI

Haz you any bacon?
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Re: New deck swabber here
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2013, 05:27:37 PM »
Ahoy mate... :cheersmate:
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Re: New deck swabber here
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2013, 05:45:39 PM »
Roger that.  If we ain't burning coal to keep the lights on or stay warm, we're grinding it up to make black powder for hunting and moving rocks.  It's great to be in a place where you can speak your mind once in a while, and not be all squinty eyed while moleing to let off the steam.

Thanks.

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Re: New deck swabber here
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2013, 05:52:30 PM »
Roger that.  If we ain't burning coal to keep the lights on or stay warm, we're grinding it up to make black powder for hunting and moving rocks.  It's great to be in a place where you can speak your mind once in a while, and not be all squinty eyed while moleing to let off the steam.

Thanks.

Speaking your mind is invited and welcomed...so, what's on your mind?
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Re: New deck swabber here
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2013, 07:06:56 PM »
Speaking your mind is invited and welcomed...so, what's on your mind?

Able bodied schuffs sucking off our taxes to get a free ride through life, brain deficient nimrods that think a lockdown in a school is defense against the filth trying to kill them, prepubescent eco weenies that think off-road vehicles don't belong in any public lands and just the whole left wing idea itself.  There's an ever growing pile of uncomposted fecal matter involving the kook wing of the democrat party that must be reckoned with to insure America survives. 

This place puts a smile on my face when the DUplicitous ones get a proper retort to their serious stupidity.

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Re: New deck swabber here
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2013, 07:10:53 PM »
Able bodied schuffs sucking off our taxes to get a free ride through life, brain deficient nimrods that think a lockdown in a school is defense against the filth trying to kill them, prepubescent eco weenies that think off-road vehicles don't belong in any public lands and just the whole left wing idea itself.  There's an ever growing pile of uncomposted fecal matter involving the kook wing of the democrat party that must be reckoned with to insure America survives.  

This place puts a smile on my face when the DUplicitous ones get a proper retort to their serious stupidity.

Yeah I got that, except for one thing.

Whats a schuffs?
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Re: New deck swabber here
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2013, 07:39:51 PM »
I tried to look it up on the internet but I got nothing.


Edit: Well, except a construction company, but I didn't think that was a good fit.
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Re: New deck swabber here
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2013, 08:06:09 PM »
Well, just guessing here, but I'd say a "schuff" is nothing more than another one of the colorful adjectives that our new friend uses to denote the slimy turds that manage to fall out of otherwise well-meaning asses.

They tend to collect in steaming piles. Perhaps "schuff" is a synonym for "steaming pile."  :-)
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Re: New deck swabber here
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2013, 08:17:03 PM »
Well, just guessing here, but I'd say a "schuff" is nothing more than another one of the colorful adjectives that our new friend uses to denote the slimy turds that manage to fall out of otherwise well-meaning asses.

They tend to collect in steaming piles. Perhaps "schuff" is a synonym for "steaming pile."  :-)

Let's see...

"Able bodied steaming piles sucking off our taxes to get a free ride through life"

Well, I suppose...

Maybe, the next time this person comes back, this will be elaborated on ?
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Re: New deck swabber here
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2013, 09:05:49 PM »
Let's see...

"Able bodied steaming piles sucking off our taxes to get a free ride through life"

Well, I suppose...

Maybe, the next time this person comes back, this will be elaborated on ?

I tend to make up words to replace what would be an easy fbomb type word.  As for the able bodied comment, it pertains to the sloths taking welfare and other freebies rather than working for a living.  Welfare mothers pinching off new income makers etc.

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Re: New deck swabber here
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2013, 09:14:26 PM »
I tend to make up words to replace what would be an easy fbomb type word.  As for the able bodied comment, it pertains to the sloths taking welfare and other freebies rather than working for a living.  Welfare mothers pinching off new income makers etc.

Oh now, I was just confused about the made up word "schuffs"

I was concerned that I might miss something important.

Now that I know that you make up words, I no longer have that fear.
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Re: New deck swabber here
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2013, 07:33:16 AM »
Welcome DUmsterDiver
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Re: New deck swabber here
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2013, 02:36:36 PM »
Welcome to the cave, happy to have you. I hope your stay is long and prosperous.
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Re: New deck swabber here
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2013, 02:51:28 PM »
Welcome DD.