Don't want to derail the thread, but why did Judy say her name was "Eileen" in this old thread?:
The pie-and-jam primitive's been addled for years, and you know what that means. She says something, and then five minutes later has forgotten what she's said, and so says something else.
I have no doubt at some point over the years, she's insisted her name's "Gertrude."
She worked as a "writer and editor in Washington, D.C." in the same sense that someone else we know works as a "journo" in San Diego.
Actually, if she's to be believed, she was self-admittedly already barefoot and pregnant by the end of sixth grade, what with being a great-great-great-grandmother in her late 60s (do the math).