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DEAD MARATHON SUSPECT TIED TO 2011 KILLINGS
« on: October 22, 2013, 09:59:22 PM »
DEAD MARATHON SUSPECT TIED TO 2011 KILLINGS

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Re: DEAD MARATHON SUSPECT TIED TO 2011 KILLINGS
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2013, 11:37:30 PM »
So, "Speedbump" was a bad guy before he decided to set off some bombs?

Color me shocked.
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Re: DEAD MARATHON SUSPECT TIED TO 2011 KILLINGS
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2013, 10:19:26 AM »
Does he get 72 virgins for the killing?  :mental:
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Re: DEAD MARATHON SUSPECT TIED TO 2011 KILLINGS
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2013, 11:43:49 AM »
Does he get 72 virgins for the killing?  :mental:


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Re: DEAD MARATHON SUSPECT TIED TO 2011 KILLINGS
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2013, 05:18:37 PM »

Allah only knows and he ain't talkin'.

Of course he's not talking: the demon bastard is ROFL'ing that he suckered another rube into "martyrdom". I'd be amazed if the son of a bitch can manage to catch his breath before passing out, sometimes.
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Re: DEAD MARATHON SUSPECT TIED TO 2011 KILLINGS
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2013, 06:04:23 PM »
Does he get 72 virgins for the killing?  :mental:

I bet after a week or two of perpetual virgins he's trade them all for just one that knew what she was doing.

Confucius say, "Virgin like balloon, one prick, all gone."
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Re: DEAD MARATHON SUSPECT TIED TO 2011 KILLINGS
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2013, 08:43:41 PM »
Does he get 72 virgins for the killing?  :mental:
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Re: DEAD MARATHON SUSPECT TIED TO 2011 KILLINGS
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2013, 08:51:02 PM »
I bet after a week or two of perpetual virgins he's trade them all for just one that knew what she was doing.

Confucius say, "Virgin like balloon, one prick, all gone."

She?

Where, in all of that sick, badly written manifesto to a sociopathic pedophile, does the lying demon Allah promise that the virgins are FEMALE? Or the RECIPIENTS of the recently martyred bastard's wildest fantasies, for that matter? :lmao:
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