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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #50 on: October 09, 2013, 06:23:26 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 09, 2013, 03:48:59 PM
Now you know those things look better in a bra and sweater than they would running loose like a couple of unruly kids....flopping here and fro.

Quite true, completely naked she would probably be called "Jabba the Tit."
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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #51 on: October 09, 2013, 06:23:49 PM »
Quote from: Gern on October 09, 2013, 06:57:53 AM
Shout Out!


DUers are hilarious...For years, on this site and another, I have enjoyed reading and mocking their antics, not unlike viewing monkeys at the zoo and their predictable behavior.  


Bainesbane's reaction reminds me of a story my mother told on my father.  

Back in the early 60s, the Tampa Zoo only had small barricades up to keep you away from the animals, with the actual cages located just beyond.  

My father was attempting to photograph a particularly contemptuous baboon, who refused to turn around and have his picture taken.  The baboon would just sit there, hunched over, rocking back and forth on a hunk of tree limb.  In an effort to get a good picture, my father hopped the barricade, reached into the cage, and pulled some hair out of the baboon in an effort to get him to do something, anything.

Removing a hunk of that baboon's plumage was all that was necessary to really set him off.  Shit, food scraps, twigs, and anything else that wasn't nailed down and that the baboon could get his hands on came flying out of the cage.

Pointing out Bainesbane's tits is not any different than what my father did to that baboon when he pulled a chunk of hair out of its ass.  The baboon was too stupid to realize he was being laughed at, and kept dancing for the camera.  Meanwhile, everyone who was around got one hell of a show that wouldn't have been possible if the baboon had just ignored the hair removal in the first place.

So keep dancing, Bainesbane.  You're putting on one hell of a show.  :popcorn:  

  
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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #52 on: October 09, 2013, 06:34:38 PM »
Don't baboons have red asses too? 
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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #53 on: October 09, 2013, 06:51:26 PM »
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39. It truly disgusts me

I was raised by a superficial family and in my heart I knew it was wrong. I was told at 16 that no one wanted me becuse I was ugly and that I might was well just finish high school and be prepared to take care of my family (which was their real goal in the first place). I now have a wonderful husband who loves, respecs, and likes me (in spite of my shallow family) and I have a double major BA degree (finance and linerar mathematics), an MBA (finance and econometrics emphasis), and a PhD in mathematics (lambda principle). Oh yea, NOW my family is 'proud of me'.

I love my family and forgive them (especially my Grandmother, the root of it all) but I don't necessarily like them.

You're still ugly. As for your loving husband, I hear this was his favorite song:

[youtube=425,350]/ark4ew5Szjk[/youtube]

For Frank's benefit:

Some fellas look at the eyes
Some fellas look at the nose
Some fellas look at the size
Some fellas look at the clothes
I don't care if her eyes are red
I don't care if her nose is long
I don't care if she's underfed
I don't care if her clothes are worn
First I look at the purse!
Some fellas like the smiles they wear
Some fellas like the legs that's all
Some fellas like the style of their hair
Want their waist to be small.
I don't care if their legs are thin
I don't care if their teeth are big
I don't care if their hair's a wig
Why waste time lookin' at the waistline?
First I look at the purse!
A woman can be fat as can be,
kisses sweet as honey
But that don't mean a thing to me
If you ain't got no money
If the purse is fat....that's where it's at.
Some fellas like the way they walk
The way they swing and sway
Some fellas like the way they talk
Dig the things they say.
I don't care if they wobble like a...
or talk with a lisp
I still think I'm a good lover
if the dollar bills are crisp
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
I don't care if you got yourself a wrap
all I want is your pretty green cash
Bought me a suit, bought me a car
Want me to look like a hollywood star
Money, (Money!) I want money (Money!)
Baby, ain't no "why", baby (Money!)
I need money!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #54 on: October 09, 2013, 07:11:21 PM »
As tribute to Bain'sBane --  Enjoy !

[youtube=560,315]4m57CMWq7o8[/youtube]
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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #55 on: October 09, 2013, 07:16:42 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 08, 2013, 08:04:11 PM

Remember, :jugs:  :yahoo: posted this herself.

What happened to the picture?  Did her hooters break photobucket?
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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #56 on: October 09, 2013, 07:21:29 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on October 09, 2013, 07:16:42 PM
What happened to the picture?  Did her hooters break photobucket?

HA !

Now that's funny ! Its seems PhotoBucket identified her image as pr0n  :rofl:
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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #57 on: October 09, 2013, 07:36:02 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on October 09, 2013, 07:16:42 PM
What happened to the picture?  Did her hooters break photobucket?

Maybe phDD complained to PB and had it removed.
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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #58 on: October 09, 2013, 07:45:54 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on October 09, 2013, 07:36:02 PM
Maybe phDD complained to PB and had it removed.

Nah, had to be the bewbs.   :-)
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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #59 on: October 09, 2013, 08:13:51 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on October 09, 2013, 07:36:02 PM
Maybe phDD complained to PB and had it removed.

Well, I suppose its possible if the picture was mirrored to another PB site she could claim copyright. I wasn't paying any attention to the source.
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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #60 on: October 09, 2013, 08:24:18 PM »
Most relationships start with "superficialiality". Attraction on both sides is physical at first.

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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #61 on: October 09, 2013, 08:30:24 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on October 09, 2013, 08:24:18 PM
Most relationships start with "superficialiality". Attraction on both sides is physical at first.

Cindie

That's why my Dad said a man should marry a woman that can cook.

The sex will wear off, but you'll always be hungry!   :drool:
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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #62 on: October 10, 2013, 01:18:52 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on October 09, 2013, 07:16:42 PM
What happened to the picture?  Did her hooters break photobucket?

Oh my.

I just noticed that.

 :-)
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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #63 on: October 10, 2013, 06:05:57 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 10, 2013, 01:18:52 AM
Oh my.

I just noticed that.

 :-)

Is there a replacement picture we can put up?
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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #64 on: October 10, 2013, 06:15:38 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on October 10, 2013, 06:05:57 AM
Is there a replacement picture we can put up?

Not sure if the pic was hot linked. Even if it was one that we hosted, PB could remove it if phDD had a valid reason.

One option is to try another hosting site.
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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #65 on: October 10, 2013, 06:24:56 AM »
For PhDD-

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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #66 on: October 10, 2013, 09:21:45 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 10, 2013, 01:18:52 AM
Oh my.

I just noticed that.

 :-)

It violated their terms of use. I wonder why.  :lmao:
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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #67 on: October 10, 2013, 09:38:34 AM »
She apparently thinks they're attractive.

That's just a lack of self-awareness.

It's a lot like how nutcase nadin thinks she's a respected authority on every subject.

DUmmy Alex simply can't comprehend that her tits and nadin's authority are exactly the same: grotesquely overblown.
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Re: BainsBane tired of having her monster ta-tas ogled
« Reply #68 on: October 10, 2013, 01:52:52 PM »
If they had a love-child:






























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