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Offline franksolich

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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2013, 09:07:00 PM »

Well, this time, so as to not embarrass Nebraska again, I hope the big guy makes it a point to read franksolich's advice and counsel.

His pal the brain-damaged primitive might, or might not, have learned; we count.
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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2013, 09:08:46 PM »
I have found the flaw in your plan, sir.


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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2013, 09:30:33 PM »
<<<knows what's going on here.

The big guy, having slipped disastrously in the Top DUmmie standings, is making this "Hail Mary" pass in a desperate attempt to re-climb the heights, finishing in the top half of the Top DUmmies of 2013.

If one recalls, he hadn't been doing a damned thing all year, as if he wasn't interested in winning.
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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2013, 10:24:41 PM »
This news along with crazy Amber's journey is like having one's cake and eating it too.

I can't wait to see what the friends of Socialist Steve have planned for him. :popcorn:
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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2013, 10:36:52 PM »
This news along with crazy Amber's journey is like having one's cake and eating it too.

I can't wait to see what the friends of Socialist Steve have planned for him. :popcorn:


I'm starting to get concerned that the field running for Top DUmmies of 2013 might be getting too crowded here.

I think cousin nadin's probably still in the running, and we always have the erstwhile Taverner primitive, but now we got the brain-damaged primitive, the convenience store primitive, the locust primitive, the big guy in Bellevue, the whole cooking and baking forum.....

And :jugs:  :yahoo: might still be in the running.
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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2013, 10:42:02 PM »
I'm starting to get concerned that the field running for Top DUmmies of 2013 might be getting too crowded here.

I think cousin nadin's probably still in the running, and we always have the erstwhile Taverner primitive, but now we got the brain-damaged primitive, the convenience store primitive, the locust primitive, the big guy in Bellevue, the whole cooking and baking forum.....

And :jugs:  :yahoo: might still be in the running.
It appears that the Amber explosion has devastated nadin.

In shock, she seems to have shut it down.

But have faith, nadinites. A nut as crazy as nadin will never be out of contention.

She may just be taking a break to plan her stretch run, or uh, waddle.

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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2013, 10:45:27 PM »
It appears that the Amber explosion has devastated nadin.

In shock, she seems to have shut it down.

But have faith, nadinites. A nut as crazy as nadin will never be out of contention.

She may just be taking a break to plan her stretch run, or uh, waddle.

That's what I'm afraid of.

The cousin rarely misses an opportunity to make an ass of herself.
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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2013, 10:55:42 PM »
I'm starting to get concerned that the field running for Top DUmmies of 2013 might be getting too crowded here.

I think cousin nadin's probably still in the running, and we always have the erstwhile Taverner primitive, but now we got the brain-damaged primitive, the convenience store primitive, the locust primitive, the big guy in Bellevue, the whole cooking and baking forum.....

And :jugs:  :yahoo: might still be in the running.

The only foreseeable problem from my viewpoint in regards to such a bumper crop of contestants will be trying to top 2013's contestants in 2014's run.
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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2013, 10:57:57 PM »
It appears that the Amber explosion has devastated nadin.

In shock, she seems to have shut it down.

But have faith, nadinites. A nut as crazy as nadin will never be out of contention.

She may just be taking a break to plan her stretch run, or uh, waddle.

There is an America's Cup analogy in there somewhere. 

Heck, one of the yachts is even named Team Oracle.

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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2013, 04:28:36 AM »
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Dawes, a Democrat and an information services technician with the Omaha Police Department, said resolving that inequity will be his primary goal if elected to the City Council.

Steve Dawes, the OPD's official WalMart greeter.

"Welcome to the Omaha Police Department"

"Where's the men's room?"

"Down the hall, on the right."

His mother would be so proud.
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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2013, 04:39:47 AM »
Look how the other guys are front and center in this shot, while Steve seems to have based his seating decision solely on how close he was to the refreshments table:


It's good to see that Steve Dawes is working through the crippling pain of the back injury he claimed from fishing tampons out of the sewage pond.

They say JFK had a debilitating back injury, yet served as President and screwed anything in a skirt. He ate narcotic pills by the handful and washed them down with Scotch.

The voters of Bellevue should ask themselves if Steve Dawes is following in the footsteps of that Democrat icon.
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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2013, 04:44:20 AM »
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Dawes, a Democrat and an information services technician with the Omaha Police Department, said resolving that inequity will be his primary goal if elected to the City Council.


Steve Dawes, the OPD's official WalMart greeter.

"Welcome to the Omaha Police Department"

"Where's the men's room?"

"Down the hall, on the right."

His mother would be so proud.

I was trying to figure that one out, myself.  That sounds about right.
              

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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2013, 05:09:14 AM »
This is likely Steve's only good chance at winning and he blew it already. Introducing himself as the Tax and spend democrat and then saying taxpayers need to pay for excellent service is not the best way to introduce yourself to the public.

Look. The candidates have only a few weeks to campaign. There is no year long vetting process. This is the perfect formula for stealth socialists to get into office. And whats the first thing Stevie says? "I'm gonna raise your taxes."

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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2013, 05:15:17 AM »
Steve Dawes is a stand up for justice type of person.

He supports the release Mumia Abu-Jamal, who was convicted of killing a Police officer.

He wants real criminals in prison.

Arrest Bush and cheny for war crimes and send them to prison.


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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2013, 07:57:38 AM »

"Information services technician" sounds suspiciously like a new euphemism for the old "file clerk."

Am I right?  You know this stuff.

Someone wants some information, and a "technician" scurries off to the file-room to find the file.
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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #40 on: September 27, 2013, 08:11:25 AM »
To put it another way, Steve is about as useful to the OPD as Sigourney Weaver's character was to the crew of the NSEA Protector in Galaxy Quest (specifically, all she did was repeat what the computer said.)

Actually, she was at least eye candy, which is more than our "friend" Neckbeardus Omahaus Gigantus will ever be able to claim.
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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #41 on: September 27, 2013, 08:16:16 AM »
You know, all this hat tossing could get expensive...especially if you aren't able to obtain a position in the corrupt democratic political machine.
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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #42 on: September 27, 2013, 08:27:21 AM »
I loved this line from the newspaper story:

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Dawes, the lone Democrat seeking election, drew laughter when he introduced himself as “the tax-and-spend Democrat in the race.”

This is Nebraska, not Berkley.  DUmmies get laughed at wherever they go. 

Now, he's still on this natural gas deal that "rankles" him?  It amounts to $8/month.  I believe his scheme was that you might save that $100, but your property taxes would have to go up $1000 to do it. 

http://www.electstevedawes.com

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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #43 on: September 27, 2013, 08:33:58 AM »
I believe his scheme was that you might save that $100, but your property taxes would have to go up $1000 to do it.

Uh huh.

And oh, by the way, the big guy and poor dear Marta now own www.electstevedawes.com

As if it makes any difference.
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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #44 on: September 27, 2013, 11:02:17 AM »
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"Information services technician" sounds suspiciously like a new euphemism for the old "file clerk."

Am I right?  You know this stuff.

Someone wants some information, and a "technician" scurries off to the file-room to find the file.

He's probably also allowed to operate the copy machine, which could be hazardous.

A guy his size will end up in the hospital if he tries to Xerox his ass.
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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #45 on: September 27, 2013, 11:10:44 AM »
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:  yall are awful!   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:






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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #46 on: September 27, 2013, 11:31:40 AM »
If they do, they are going to have to make some adjustments.  Check this out:

http://whois.net/whois/electstevedawes.com 

Ok! I give up! WTF is it?

Has anyone asked this DIpSHit how the hell the city is going to get out of a contract to lower the price on Natural Gas?

Didn't think so. By the time the lawyers get done, they'll be paying more in taxes than they do for gas!

This guy is a typical DUmbass! Rob Peter to pay Paul! The DemoncRat cheer! Take from those who can to give to those who won't!
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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #47 on: September 27, 2013, 11:37:51 AM »
Frank, I don't think the field is getting too crowded for 2013.  It was awfully thin gruel up until this time.

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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #48 on: September 27, 2013, 12:28:30 PM »
Frank, I don't think the field is getting too crowded for 2013.  It was awfully thin gruel up until this time.

I forgot to mention Big Bertha's probably in among the top half of the Top DUmmies too.





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Re: The Big Guy, The Omaha Weeper, Tosses His Hat Back Into The Ring
« Reply #49 on: September 27, 2013, 12:43:17 PM »
I hope he doesn't get WallDouged.  What are his positions on FAUX News and remote controls?

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