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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #75 on: September 17, 2013, 09:18:49 AM »
Frank, my friend, you're going to have to let go of that image in your mind of a kind and loving family, who knows what's best and can provide wholesome nurturing.  Let it go.  Look at the above.  This is not only "far from country club set" it's pure white trash.  No, Amber doesn't have a lot of options, but embracing this is not going to be her salvation. 

And sister Crystal.

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If you value your health, do not eat at the Wendy's at 7th and Maiden Lane in Joplin MO. They are not following health codes. Just yesterday- august 28th- the majority of the female crew were doing pregnancy tests in the lobby...this means cups of their own urine placed on one of the dining tables...afterward they failed to clean that table! On top of that there is a chance that those who have eaten there in the past week may have been exposed to FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE! Becky Cisco, the district manager for that store and others, told the whistle-blower to "Shut Up". IF YOU VALUE YOUR HEALTH AND THAT OF YOUR FAMILY - DON'T EAT THERE!

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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #76 on: September 17, 2013, 09:31:51 AM »
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Wendy's at 7th and Maiden Lane in Joplin MO.
Is this the store the other sister works at?

What a henhouse. :lmao:
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #77 on: September 17, 2013, 09:35:00 AM »
Is this the store the other sister works at?

What a henhouse. :lmao:

Yup.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #78 on: September 17, 2013, 09:52:11 AM »
It's like they are trying to out white trash the other. :rotf:
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #79 on: September 17, 2013, 10:24:58 AM »
It's like they are trying to out white trash the other. :rotf:


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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #80 on: September 17, 2013, 10:41:44 AM »
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Just yesterday- august 28th- the majority of the female crew were doing pregnancy tests in the lobby

If they look anything like the one's who work at the Wendy's in this area.... TMI.

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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #81 on: September 17, 2013, 10:47:43 AM »

     So...let me make sure I have this visual correct: a bunch of pasty white trash fast food workers were in a circle, squatting over cups, communally determining their pregnancy status? I suppose that makes sense...maybe they had an all-night dogpile and a dude worked his way in there somehow.

     I wonder if they intend to do that for their HIV tests.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #82 on: September 17, 2013, 11:29:40 AM »
     So...let me make sure I have this visual correct: a bunch of pasty white trash fast food workers were in a circle, squatting over cups, communally determining their pregnancy status? I suppose that makes sense...maybe they had an all-night dogpile and a dude worked his way in there somehow.

     I wonder if they intend to do that for their HIV tests.
BS for putting that mental image in my head. :runaway:
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #83 on: September 17, 2013, 03:21:39 PM »
And...a little Facebook note from Amber's kid sister, Annette:

The Hoyt girls are a lovely family.

One of the comments is from the other sister, Crystal, apparently the reason for her not getting the job is that she is a pagan...

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It is totally wrong what the did...i may be illegal. Im looking into employment laws to see if it is. U should also contact ACLU. youre pagan...they made you work on important holy days in your religion.

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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #84 on: September 17, 2013, 04:20:40 PM »
Frank, my friend, you're going to have to let go of that image in your mind of a kind and loving family, who knows what's best and can provide wholesome nurturing.  Let it go.  Look at the above.  This is not only "far from country club set" it's pure white trash.  No, Amber doesn't have a lot of options, but embracing this is not going to be her salvation. 

Coach's point is that while Annette
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(thank you so ****ing much u son of a birches burn in hell ****ers)
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(cups of their own urine placed on one of the dining tables...afterward they failed to clean that table!)
may be just a little rough around the edges, their trashy hearts are in the right place. With the benefit of finishing school, Annette and Crystal could be Swan Ball debutantes.

Compared with Amber's fuzzy plan to return to Tucson homelessness, Annette and Crystal offer a stable, loving environment, complete with $2 showers.

If Amber stays in Joplin, her storyline of hating her sisters could go on indefinitely. If she returns to Tucson, the entertainment may well be over. Especially if she succeeds in throttling that evil Chad, her internet access could end.

Amber should share a single-wide in Joplin with Annette and Crystal.



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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #85 on: September 17, 2013, 04:58:21 PM »

Well now, I never said the convenience store primitive's loving, caring sisters were paragons of society or exemplars of family values; what I've always maintained is that despite their squalidity, they're better for the convenience store primitive than any alternative she might have, short of being permanently and rigorously planted in an insane asylum.

That's the best solution, but it's not going to happen, despite that the convenience store primitive is just as nuts as the subway cat or Dennis the Menace or the dog-torturing locust primitive.

So one explores instead the alternatives that have a possibility of happening.

She can stay in Joplin so as to be advised, counseled, and managed by her sisters, surviving long enough to perhaps outgrow her primitivity, or she can go out on her own, within a short time becoming chopped liver.

Her physical life is safer entrusted with her loving, caring sisters, such as they are.

Of course, it's pretty much immaterial to me, and perhaps to many decent and civilized people, the tragic fate of a primitive--we're better off without them, after all--but remember, she's not a malicious primitive, such as the hate-filled defrocked warped primitive or truemud or the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher or Ms. Ed or the magisterial one or that greasy deviant from Massachusetts or the vindictive primitive or the primitive with a sensitive bottom.

Just like my cousin nadin or the big guy from Bellevue or the Bostonian Drunkard or the pie-and-jam primitive, she's merely a stupid primitive; just a primitive who doesn't have many cerebral-cells to ignite.  
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #86 on: September 17, 2013, 05:18:06 PM »
They already do that. It's called Jerry springer...

Actually, it's "Keeping up with the Kardasians" 
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #87 on: September 17, 2013, 05:24:37 PM »
If her history has taught us anything, it's taught us that Amber has ants in her pants (But no Dave). She's been trying to get from point A to a mysterious point B since she came to our attention.

To hear her tell it, she's laid down some deep roots in Tucson. The truth is she is a newcomer. I don't believe that she resided there for a complete year. She can probably count the people she knows on both hands with a thumb left over to stick up her ass.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #88 on: September 17, 2013, 06:45:17 PM »
One of the comments is from the other sister, Crystal, apparently the reason for her not getting the job is that she is a pagan...

That must have been one hell of a job interview!
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #89 on: September 17, 2013, 06:47:14 PM »
Actually, it's "Keeping up with the Kardasians" 
The entire source of the Kardashian girls' fame is the hardcore sex tape Kim Kardashian made with her black boyfriend at the time, and started marketing in 2007. Her father's work defending O.J. Simpson was entirely incidental and had nothing to do with it.

The family's reality-show millions are solely due to Kim's pornographic tape that became an internet sensation.

If the Hoyt girls would choose that route, with confidence in Rule 34 of the internet, they could count on a lot of marketing muscle from decent and civilized people here and at other places.

I believe they could be stars, with wealth beyond their wildest dreams. Instead, all three of them seem determined to give it away for free.

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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #90 on: September 17, 2013, 08:24:35 PM »
Okay, I'm sure I am repeating most of the comments here, but as I didn't bother to even finish Amber's OP, allow me to drop a few tidbits:

Amber--no.  Just no.  At your level of pay and position, your "exit interview" would typically consist of the boss asking you if you have any duplicate keys, turn in any uniforms you have, and handing you your final check, and then walking inside to interview the next batch of welfare queens to replace you.

My job prior to the one I have now was a six-figure job (barely, but still) where I gave my two-week notice and nobody said boo to me.  Then again, my boss then was a flaming dickhead and thought he could replace me as easily as he breathed.  I found out later that it wasn't so easy for him, but oh well.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #91 on: September 18, 2013, 07:27:05 AM »
Duplicate keys???!!!  Oh my, no.