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Offline hillneck

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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2013, 07:59:03 AM »
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By the District Manager herself.

See, I was marked for assistant manager.


Whoa!  What a Sooper Genius, going from cleaning the bathrooms to asst. manager all in a couple of weeks.  She's a legend in her own mind.    :rotf:
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2013, 08:03:40 AM »
LFR's forgot the downgrade from training to run the register to cleaning the bathrooms all in a couple of weeks.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2013, 09:06:43 AM »
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You may wish to include photographs of her loving sisters, but I don't have any.
Is she the brunette sitting about four stools back?  It's the only one I see in the first picture.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2013, 10:17:59 AM »
Wouldn't it be simple enough to say "I'm moving to Arizona" and leave it at that ?
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2013, 10:28:57 AM »
Quote from: hillneck on September 15, 2013, 07:59:03 AM

Whoa!  What a Sooper Genius, going from cleaning the bathrooms to asst. manager all in a couple of weeks. 

What other duties would the assistant manager of a convenient store have?

 
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2013, 11:12:04 AM »

     Sweet sassy molassey. An exit interview? Um, no. The purpose of an exit interview is to inform employees of their COBRA rights and any other reminders about noncompetes, nondisclosures, etc. An hourly employee would probably not fit into this category, and even if she did, the "HR" person couldn't/shouldn't give a country f*** WHY the moron is leaving. An exit interview is not something you prepare for, DUmmies. It isn't your golden opportunity to tell the company what you think of it. It's simply a slightly ceremonial way for you to be informed of your rights, if you have any, and to be done with you.

     Jesus.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2013, 11:15:49 AM »
Wonder if the district manager will be waiting with the popo.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2013, 11:25:10 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on September 15, 2013, 11:15:49 AM
Wonder if the district manager will be waiting with the popo.

Eh. I suspect that her exit from this job will be as consequential as the exits this thing sees:

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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2013, 11:29:03 AM »
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It was supposed to happen today, but due to a robbery at another store, she was tied up.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2013, 11:35:46 AM »
Amber's version of the imaginary exit interview will include how, despite her inability to quickly grasp the intricacies of working in a 'convenient' store and her leaving with only a few weeks of employment, she was begged to stay to be groomed for the position of assistant manager with a guaranteed promotion in minimum time.

In her story, she will have been asked to provide some insight into how the day to day operation of the store could be improved.  AND, there will be profuse offerings of apologies if she had been made to feel unwelcome.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2013, 02:36:24 PM »
Quote from: dane on September 15, 2013, 11:35:46 AM
Amber's version of the imaginary exit interview will include how, despite her inability to quickly grasp the intricacies of working in a 'convenient' store and her leaving with only a few weeks of employment, she was begged to stay to be groomed for the position of assistant manager with a guaranteed promotion in minimum time.

In her story, she will have been asked to provide some insight into how the day to day operation of the store could be improved.  AND, there will be profuse offerings of apologies if she had been made to feel unwelcome.

Her leaving is one of the best ways.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2013, 04:16:42 PM »
Maybe she should return to college and get a BA degree in "Convenient Store Clerking".
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2013, 07:40:35 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 15, 2013, 04:16:42 PM
Maybe she should return to college and get a BA degree in "Convenient Store Clerking".

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

H5 JohnnyReb! You made me giggle.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2013, 08:49:15 PM »
Quote from: dane on September 15, 2013, 11:35:46 AM
Amber's version of the imaginary exit interview will include how, despite her inability to quickly grasp the intricacies of working in a 'convenient' store and her leaving with only a few weeks of employment, she was begged to stay to be groomed for the position of assistant manager with a guaranteed promotion in minimum time.

In her story, she will have been asked to provide some insight into how the day to day operation of the store could be improved.  AND, there will be profuse offerings of apologies if she had been made to feel unwelcome.

I've had "exit interviews" before, but in jobs I held longer than she has, and in higher-ranking jobs.

Myself, being one of the "protected classes" (quotation marks sarcastic), I always got the impression the real reason was to find out if I might have any "handicapped discrimination" claims against the company, which of course was utter nonsense; I've always been fairly, if not magnanimously, treated.....and in fact always took care to put that in writing, in my letter giving notice of leaving.

But all these employment laws make employers overly paranoid.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2013, 08:53:53 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 15, 2013, 08:49:15 PM
But all these employment laws make employers overly paranoid.
These laws also stand as the biggest obstacle to employment for people in the "protected class".
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2013, 08:54:26 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 15, 2013, 08:53:53 PM
These laws also stand as the biggest obstacle to employment for people in the "protected class".

Yes!
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2013, 09:02:19 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 15, 2013, 08:53:53 PM
These laws also stand as the biggest obstacle to employment for people in the "protected class".

I agree, GoBucks.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2013, 09:04:13 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on September 15, 2013, 09:02:19 PM
I agree, GoBucks.

I not only wholeheartedly agree, but I live it, too.

Since 1993 and passage of ADA, I've been living it.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2013, 10:25:05 PM »
I think a fellow caver already referred to it, and by that I mean the subject of the $70 missing from her till would possibly come up in an imaginary exit interview.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2013, 10:26:54 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on September 15, 2013, 10:25:05 PM
I think a fellow caver already referred to it, and by that I mean the subject of the $70 missing from her till would possibly come up in an imaginary exit interview.
I have a feeling that is why it was scheduled... they're trying to find out what happened to their money.  No minimum-wage hourly position I've ever been part of included an exit interview.

I'd like to be a fly on that wall.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #45 on: September 15, 2013, 11:02:59 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 15, 2013, 10:26:54 PM
I have a feeling that is why it was scheduled... they're trying to find out what happened to their money.  No minimum-wage hourly position I've ever been part of included an exit interview.

I'd like to be a fly on that wall.
Amber made up that interview.
She heard of somebody having one, and just added it to her story.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #46 on: September 16, 2013, 05:13:41 AM »
This is just TOOOOOOO funny!!!

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10. Yup!

By the District Manager herself.

See, I was marked for assistant manager.


Sure you were.   :lmao:

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But I got sick of my family...


I'm sure the feeling was mutual.   :lmao:

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...and then I realized that the manager had issues with me ( or anyone) that was in a trailer park. Anyone with a EBT card is a big issues with him.


So do I, every time I see WHAT uses an EBT card and realize WHAT my hard earned tax money pays for!

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It was supposed to happen today, but due to a robbery at another store, she was tied up. She is coming on Wednesday.


That is just TOOOOOOO DAMNED FUNNY!    :lmao:    :lol:    :rotf:
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #47 on: September 16, 2013, 05:24:43 AM »
Wait a minute...is the manager a male (Anyone with a EBT card is a big issues with him.)  or a female (but due to a robbery at another store, she was tied up)?

Inquiring minds want to know....
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #48 on: September 16, 2013, 05:40:42 AM »
Quote from: Linda on September 16, 2013, 05:24:43 AM
Wait a minute...is the manager a male (Anyone with a EBT card is a big issues with him.)  or a female (but due to a robbery at another store, she was tied up)?

Inquiring minds want to know....

Sometimes it is hard to follow DUmmy storylines, but I think it is that the store manager is a male, and the district/area manager is female.  That is the way it is at the convenience store where I have my daily coffee. 

The area manager has 6 or 7 stores, and visits in each one at least every other day.  Store managers come and go, but this area guy has been there for several years.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #49 on: September 16, 2013, 05:43:45 AM »
Has any one told Tucson to issue an "Amber" alert?
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