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Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« on: September 14, 2013, 01:00:32 PM »
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Nervous about what to tell them at the exit interview.
They will ask me why I am living. I don't want to say because I can't stand my family. What should I say. I was thinking something like "Unfinished Business in Tucson".
 
It is true, I never got the set up my little home like I wanted.
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Sat Sep 14, 2013, 04:31 AM
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2. Rather than being mysterious or deceptive
just say that you are looking forward to returning to your home in Arizona. Why Arizona? For the weather. Anyone in Joplin will understand that. You don't owe anyone any details and keeping it upbeat means that if you use them for a reference they won't be speculating about your personal life to your detriment.



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Sat Sep 14, 2013, 11:41 AM
patricia92243 (7,665 posts)

3. Something along the line of "I have made the decision (this let's them know that it is a done deed-
you are not just thinking about it.

"I have made the decision to move back to Tucson. It is my home now, and I am more homesick than I ever imagined."
 
Play nice - put all the blame on your missing Tucson - not on any of their shenanigans - and maybe they will take you to catch the bus - save you the fare.
 
Also, hide your ticket - probably on your person. Your family sounds a little devious sometime, and they might try to make your ticket disappear. (Sorry, don't mean to sound hateful about your family.)
 
Keep us posted - we all care.

In a battle of wits, Amber and DUmmy patricianumbers would be evenly matched.


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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2013, 01:20:27 PM »
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Nervous about what to tell them at the exit interview.

They will ask me why I am living.

Many of us are asking the same thing.

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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2013, 01:26:11 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on September 14, 2013, 01:20:27 PM
Many of us are asking the same thing.

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Beat ALL of us to it.

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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2013, 01:27:25 PM »
I've never worked at a convenient store ... Is there even a remote possibility they are going to do an exit interview?!

I would picture that going something like this;

"I'm quitting."

"Ok."

The end.

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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2013, 01:38:50 PM »
I thought the exit interview was for the benefit of the company.  Is there really any right or wrong answers?





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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2013, 01:39:31 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on September 14, 2013, 01:27:25 PM
I've never worked at a convenient store ... Is there even a remote possibility they are going to do an exit interview?!

I would picture that going something like this;

"I'm quitting."

"Ok."

The end.

KC

I picture it going that way too.
BUT, if she actually did have to go for an exit interview, do you think she would be any more honest in it than she was on the register she ran?
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2013, 01:50:34 PM »
At first I wondered why she just doesn't tell them the truth.
Then, it came to me....DUmmies lie, aways, DUmmies lie. :-)
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2013, 01:50:44 PM »
Quote from: Linda on September 14, 2013, 01:39:31 PM
I picture it going that way too.
BUT, if she actually did have to go for an exit interview, do you think she would be any more honest in it than she was on the register she ran?

Nope.  She'll probably tell them she's moving to AZ to be production manager at channel 12.

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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2013, 02:54:30 PM »
Quote from: Dori on September 14, 2013, 01:38:50 PM
I thought the exit interview was for the benefit of the company.  Is there really any right or wrong answers?







It absolutely is done to benefit the company, not the employee.  This DUmmy could spew whatever the hell it wants (if there is really an exit interview).
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2013, 03:24:03 PM »
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"Unfinished Business in Tucson"
That Chad is still breathing.

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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2013, 03:26:11 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on September 14, 2013, 03:24:03 PM

I tell you, man, this is not going to end well.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2013, 03:30:51 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on September 14, 2013, 03:24:03 PM
That Chad is still breathing.



Fortunately for Amber, Greyhound doesn't check luggage. The knives she stole from her sister's kitchen will be undetected.

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I tell you, man, this is not going to end well.

It's a good thing the Tucson Police Dept has a Tip Hotline.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2013, 03:32:06 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on September 14, 2013, 03:24:03 PM
That Chad is still breathing.


Chad will learn that you don't mess with The Bride.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2013, 04:08:16 PM »
Can one flunk an exit interview?....and if you do, are you expected to work that night?

She best review her notes on "drive offs".
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2013, 04:23:51 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on September 14, 2013, 03:30:51 PM
It's a good thing the Tucson Police Dept has a Tip Hotline.

I hope someone here uses it when LFR heads out.  It just might save a life.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2013, 04:41:04 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on September 14, 2013, 01:27:25 PM
I've never worked at a convenient store ... Is there even a remote possibility they are going to do an exit interview?!

Nope.  (I've managed a few in the past.)
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2013, 08:54:10 PM »
Anyone have a picture of dear Amber? I sense another book cover in the making...
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2013, 09:39:43 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on September 14, 2013, 08:54:10 PM
Anyone have a picture of dear Amber? I sense another book cover in the making...








You may wish to include photographs of her loving sisters, but I don't have any.
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2013, 10:16:58 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on September 14, 2013, 01:27:25 PM
I've never worked at a convenient store ... Is there even a remote possibility they are going to do an exit interview?!

Nobody - including Lay Dee Free DUmb - said the STORE was going to be conducting the exit interview. She just said there would be one.

I got $20 bucks that one of the eeeeeeee-vil sisters dropped the dime to Joplin PD about somebody bragging about having extra cash after the convenient store till came up short. $50 more says the exit interview will be conducted by someone who answers to the title of "detective". $20 more says she doesn't get to use that bus ticket. :popcorn:
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2013, 10:44:51 PM »
No wonder she didn't get the Shotgirl job LOL...

I'll have Amber's First Book Cover, Title, and a special Stinkyblurb by the morn...
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2013, 11:02:30 PM »
A couple of shots of Amber's dear sister Crystal


And dreamboat Dave


And then, of course, there's that Chad

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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2013, 12:20:42 AM »
That is one genetically cursed family...  Yick!
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2013, 12:35:47 AM »
An exit interview at a gas station?  That sounds like overkill. 
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
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Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2013, 05:57:26 AM »
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Sat Sep 14, 2013, 03:37 PM

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7. Have you been told you ARE having an exit interview?

Most hourly positions don't do them AFAIK.

Don't have any liquid in your mouth when reading her reply.

You've been warned!!!

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10. Yup!

By the District Manager herself.

See, I was marked for assistant manager. But I got sick of my family and then I realized that the manager had issues with me ( or anyone) that was in a trailer park. Anyone with a EBT card is a big issues with him.

It was supposed to happen today, but due to a robbery at another store, she was tied up. She is coming on Wednesday.
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