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Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« on: August 27, 2013, 07:25:53 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018466135

The thread sunk like a rock but this needs to be seen.

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Night two of night shift training is tonight.
After all I did on Sunday, I have no idea how this will work. I am a College Graduate, a Newsroom Veteran, and no stranger to the retail world.

But working a Convenient store is a whole other animal! And to think I will be working it alone as of the first...

Man, those that do this for years and love what they do have nerves of steel and are way braver than one would guess you would ever need to be for a job like that!

I have new respect for the "Lowly" Convenient Store Clerk!!!!!!!

Thanks for the laugh of the day.



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Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2013, 07:33:19 PM »
A college graduate who follows the DUmp tradition of capitalizing words at random.

You'd think a DUmmy who works in a convenience store would know it's not a "convenient store".
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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2013, 07:37:59 PM »
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After all I did on Sunday, I have no idea how this will work. I am a College Graduate, a Newsroom Veteran, and no stranger to the retail world.

But working a Convenient store is a whole other animal! And to think I will be working it alone as of the first...

As a college graduate you should be smart enough to know that you're working at a Convenience Store  NOT a convenient store.  DUMMY!
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25 years ago we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.  Now we have Obama, no hope and no cash.

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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2013, 07:38:27 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 27, 2013, 07:33:19 PM
A college graduate who follows the DUmp tradition of capitalizing words at random.

You'd think a DUmmy who works in a convenience store would know it's not a "convenient store".

Beat me to it! :cheersmate:
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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2013, 07:40:16 PM »
I hear there is a high robbery rate during the late shift.  They use guns and stuff...  :popcorn:
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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2013, 07:44:50 PM »
Quote from: Dori on August 27, 2013, 07:40:16 PM
I hear there is a high robbery rate during the late shift.  They use guns and stuff...  :popcorn:
A "No Weapons Allowed" sign on the door should prevent any armed robberies.
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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2013, 07:46:46 PM »
I'm beginning to suspect DUmmy Lady Freedom Returns is just mounting a DOTY campaign, but what the hell.

This gig at the "convenient store" and the supposed plan to move to Arizona are going to generate some great bouncy tales over the next few months.

The storyline she's beginning to develop is as good as when DUmmy Horse with no Brain started describing her slutty daughter's life.

Let's hope this one isn't dropped in midstream the way the slutty daughter was.
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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2013, 07:49:48 PM »
Maybe it is a "convenient store". Convenient to the Obamason's in the hood and lazyass robbers that don't want to walk to far to commit a crime.
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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2013, 08:12:28 PM »
Quote from: Dori on August 27, 2013, 07:40:16 PM
I hear there is a high robbery rate during the late shift.  They use guns and stuff...  :popcorn:

Quite a few years ago I worked in an closely related industry and one of the Shell representatives related an attempted robbery story.

The C-Stores in the areas of Houston where you would encounter the 'urban' youths were typically small bulletproof doghouses.  After dark the operator would lock himself in the kiosk and do all the transactions through a cash drawer.  Some urban youth came up to rob the place one night, pulled a gun and pointed it at the cashier.  The cashier went under the counter, pulled out a shotgun a pointed it back at the would be robber.  That should have ended it but the cashier foolishly pulled the trigger.  Unfortunately he got badly injured by all the pellets flying around inside, but could you imagine the thoughts that went through the other guys head when the cashier pulled the trigger?
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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2013, 08:14:05 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 27, 2013, 07:49:48 PM
Maybe it is a "convenient store". Convenient to the Obamason's in the hood and lazyass robbers that don't want to walk to far to commit a crime.

Well she could invite the homeless in to protect her.  They won't eat a lot.

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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2013, 09:12:34 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 27, 2013, 07:33:19 PM
A college graduate who follows the DUmp tradition of capitalizing words at random.

You'd think a DUmmy who works in a convenience store would know it's not a "convenient store".


She has a B.A. in Communication.  What else did you expect?
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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2013, 09:15:59 PM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on August 27, 2013, 07:37:59 PM
As a college graduate you should be smart enough to know that you're working at a Convenience Store  NOT a convenient store.  DUMMY!

She can't spell for shit.
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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2013, 09:19:37 PM »
Convenient as all hell when I get a late night craving for iced tea and Skittles.
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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2013, 11:00:27 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on August 27, 2013, 09:19:37 PM
Convenient as all hell when I get a late night craving for iced tea and Skittles.

That's racist.  :whatever:
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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2013, 11:31:28 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on August 27, 2013, 09:19:37 PM
Convenient as all hell when I get a late night craving for iced tea and Skittles.
Perfectly safe as long as you don't try thumping an armed man's head into the sidewalk.
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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2013, 02:07:21 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 27, 2013, 11:31:28 PM
Perfectly safe as long as you don't try thumping an armed man's head into the sidewalk.

BINGO!     :lol:
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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2013, 03:02:28 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 27, 2013, 07:33:19 PM
A college graduate who follows the DUmp tradition of capitalizing words at random.

You'd think a DUmmy who works in a convenience store would know it's not a "convenient store".


In the Midwest a lot of convenience stores were called convenient stores due to a chain being called the same. 

http://convenientfoodmart.com/index.html

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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2013, 04:48:07 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on August 28, 2013, 03:02:28 AM
In the Midwest a lot of convenience stores were called convenient stores due to a chain being called the same. 

http://convenientfoodmart.com/index.html



We had that chain near me waaay back in the late 70s.
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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2013, 05:30:49 AM »
Not just a pretty face? Judge for yourselves...

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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2013, 06:26:48 AM »
Hey LFR, how's that liberal arts degree working for you now?  I hear the French Foreign Legion is hiring.   :rotf:
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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2013, 07:00:02 AM »
Quote from: hillneck on August 28, 2013, 06:26:48 AM
Hey LFR, how's that liberal arts degree working for you now?  I hear the French Foreign Legion is hiring.   :rotf:

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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2013, 07:32:19 AM »
Guess that shot girl job didn't pan out. She does have a face for radio. :lmao:
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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2013, 10:30:18 AM »
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I am a College Graduate, a Newsroom Veteran, and no stranger to the retail world.

Uh-huh....

...and you wonder why the best you can do is a convenience store gig, am I right?

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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2013, 10:38:44 AM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on August 27, 2013, 07:37:59 PM
As a college graduate you should be smart enough to know that you're working at a Convenience Store  NOT a convenient store.  DUMMY!

That is what stood out at me too. :rofl:
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Re: Lady freedom is not just another pretty face
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2013, 11:30:24 AM »
I'm guessing this is all an elaborate scam to extract money from the DUmprats.  She has established a wishado-do acct and a Pay Pail acct. and is trying to get some sort of debit card.  She is laying the groundwork of cash register shortages, family threatening to force some sort of legal hold on her (???? for a couple weeks rent???).  She mentioned somewhere that she might need some more help from her best friends at the DUmp.
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