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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #50 on: August 07, 2013, 09:01:37 PM »
...and a cop...
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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #51 on: August 08, 2013, 01:37:03 PM »
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Mommy Blogger Of Pink Headband Fame Hospitalized For Mental Evaluation
           
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The Florida mother who climbed to the highest peaks of the Internet to shout the tale of a giant, burly man that called her two-year-old son a “faggot” in a local Walmart has been hospitalized against her will pending a mental evaluation.

31-year-old mommy blogger Katie Vyktoriah (real name Kathleen Carpenter) originally wrote about the incident on her personal blog, AMotherThing.com. She claimed, among other things, that without provocation, her son Dexter was assaulted and called a “faggot” for wearing a pink headband during a recent trip to Walmart in Davenport, Florida. Her site later “crashed” due to the overwhelming response the post had received, so HuffPo ran it as an op-ed piece.

Today, HuffPo has removed the piece amidst claims that the author is a “pathological liar” and most likely fabricated the story entirely. It only took about 40 seconds for readers to question the validity of the story after we reported it earlier this week—many of you pointed to Carpenter’s previous claims that she survived four kidnapping attempts, was “meant to be in NYC on 9/11,” and allegedly suffers from a number of self-diagnosed ailments.

Following the backlash, Carpenter deleted her personal blog and all social media accounts. She then called the Polk County Sheriff’s Office and told an officer that she was thinking of killing herself.

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1. Should we pull up the original threads on this now

or is a game of online "told you so" too much

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5. i think we could see this coming

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023428530
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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #52 on: August 08, 2013, 02:02:20 PM »
OMG, that is such a complete crock.
First, could her description of the supposed assailant be any more of a stereotype? The only things missing from her description were a baseball cap on his head with "Git'r Done" on it, a Confederate Flag tattoo on his arm, and a barbecue sauce stain on his shirt.
Second, as pnwest points out, if that ever happened in real life, the mother would be loudly crying for help, and security would likely be called on the man.
Third, the kid goes nuts at the mere possibility of his mother removing the headband, yet doesn't react at all to a stranger doing it until after the stranger hits him?

Any bongs it may have gotten for certain elements (Taking place in a Wal Mart, involving a confrontation, etc.) are lost by how incomprehensibly stupid and poorly- written it is.
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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #53 on: August 08, 2013, 03:34:04 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023397366

Now, look through the list again. Look how gullible the DUmbasses are and it shouldn't be a surprise to ANYONE why they keep pimping a PROVEN failed fiscal model or why they elected a jackass based on nothing other than "Yes we can!" and "Hope and Change".
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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #54 on: August 08, 2013, 04:04:55 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on August 08, 2013, 03:34:04 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023397366

Now, look through the list again. Look how gullible the DUmbasses are and it shouldn't be a surprise to ANYONE why they keep pimping a PROVEN failed fiscal model or why they elected a jackass based on nothing other than "Yes we can!" and "Hope and Change".

With earwig princess Eva cali leading the charge.   :lmao:
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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #55 on: August 08, 2013, 04:19:27 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on August 08, 2013, 03:34:04 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023397366

Now, look through the list again. Look how gullible the DUmbasses are and it shouldn't be a surprise to ANYONE why they keep pimping a PROVEN failed fiscal model or why they elected a jackass based on nothing other than "Yes we can!" and "Hope and Change".

How many times with the "Fake but Accurate" meme does this one make?

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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #56 on: August 08, 2013, 04:19:53 PM »
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why they elected a jackass based on nothing other than "Yes we can!" and "Hope and Change".


Economics had nothing to do with it. They voted for him because he's black, his only qualification.
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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #57 on: August 08, 2013, 04:42:18 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 08, 2013, 04:19:53 PM


Economics had nothing to do with it. They voted for him because he's black, his only qualification.


Give him a break it's his first job.  :lmao:

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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #58 on: August 08, 2013, 07:41:28 PM »
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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #59 on: August 08, 2013, 08:11:26 PM »
How does it feel DUmbasses to know that half of your slithering scum believed this without question?
You idiots prove every day you belong in a straight jacket yet you yammer on about what is in everyones best interests and how brilliant you are.

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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #60 on: August 08, 2013, 08:39:21 PM »
Another DU swindle right about now would clean up. Their gullibility is at a high water mark.
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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #61 on: August 08, 2013, 09:13:01 PM »
Quote from: Carl on August 08, 2013, 08:11:26 PM
How does it feel DUmbasses to know that half of your slithering scum believed this without question?

Believing in pathological liars is what they are good at.  They even vote them into office.  :whatever:
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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #62 on: August 09, 2013, 02:52:09 AM »
Quote from: mamacags on August 08, 2013, 07:41:28 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2387304/Kathleen-Carpenter-blog-Mom-blogged-son-bullied-pink-head-band-lied-it.html  shocking  ::)

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She also claimed to suffer from Celiac disease, diabetes, lactose intolerance, BPD, manic depression, ADHD, and declared her breasts were so spectacular they cause bar fights.

Like I mentioned before, the store has security cameras......she might not of even been in the store checking out!

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Lake County Sheriff's deputies said Walmart was still searching for any evidence that Kathleen Carpenter was in fact in the Clermont Walmart the day she claimed an unknown man yanked the headband off Dexter, 2, pushed him and hurled homophobic abuse at them both.

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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #63 on: August 09, 2013, 05:53:53 AM »
No way.

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.....and declared her breasts were so spectacular they cause bar fights.

That sounds like :jugs:  :yahoo:, but surely it's not.
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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #64 on: August 09, 2013, 08:37:39 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 08, 2013, 08:39:21 PM
Another DU swindle right about now would clean up. Their gullibility is at a high water mark.

Oh, believe me, they can be duped time, and time, and time again.  Lucy and the football ain't got jack on the DUmmies.
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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #65 on: August 09, 2013, 09:05:00 AM »
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She also claimed to suffer from Celiac disease, diabetes, lactose intolerance, BPD, manic depression, ADHD, and declared her breasts were so spectacular they cause bar fights.


Hmmm. Depending on how spectacular I may be able to overlook the other little transgressions and idiosyncrasies.  :drool:
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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #66 on: August 09, 2013, 11:18:38 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on August 09, 2013, 09:05:00 AM

Hmmm. Depending on how spectacular I may be able to overlook the other little transgressions and idiosyncrasies.  :drool:

If there is any one thing I have learned, it is that usually some of the best





is connected to





Live, learn, do not repeat the same mistakes...   :-)
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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #67 on: August 09, 2013, 11:31:26 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on August 09, 2013, 11:18:38 AM
If there is any one thing I have learned, it is that usually some of the best





is connected to




Live, learn, do not repeat the same mistakes...   :-)


HA HA HA , That is beautiful and needs to be under a Haffenreffer cap.  :rofl:

Forgot to add ^5
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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #68 on: August 09, 2013, 07:55:04 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 09, 2013, 05:53:53 AM
No way.

That sounds like :jugs:  :yahoo:, but surely it's not.
There's a difference between "spectacular" and "grotesque".

And anyway, she's not around this weekend.

Camping on a riverbank somewhere in Nebraska, I think.
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Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
« Reply #69 on: August 09, 2013, 11:01:20 PM »
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